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n.名詞變態 (動漫/漫畫類型)

He is a big fan of hentai.

adj.形容詞變態的

That's a very hentai thing to say.

n.名詞變態的人

Don't be such a hentai.

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如果谷歌是一個人（第二部分 (If Google Was a Guy (Part 2))

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如果谷歌是一個人（第二部分 (If Google Was a Guy (Part 2))

Tentacle Hentai
觸手色情片

我的大量漫畫收藏 (My Enormous Manga Collection!)

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我的大量漫畫收藏 (My Enormous Manga Collection!)

Which is not hentai.
這本不是 H。

關閉的亨特泰商店 (The Hentai Shop Closed Down)

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關閉的亨特泰商店 (The Hentai Shop Closed Down)

where I talked about going to a hentai shop.
裡面有提到我去 hentai shop。
Show us the hentai guys.
給我們看看 hentai 啦。

小小的噩夢，遊戲玩法，第一部分，史上最詭異的遊戲？ (Little Nightmares, Gameplay, Part 1, CREEPIEST GAME EVER?!)

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小小的噩夢，遊戲玩法，第一部分，史上最詭異的遊戲？ (Little Nightmares, Gameplay, Part 1, CREEPIEST GAME EVER?!)

This ain't no hentai
這不是色情動畫

經典中的經典！Nokia 3210 睽違 25 年推出復刻版！ (Nokia 3210 - The 2024 Reboot! | Best New Feature Phone?)

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經典中的經典！Nokia 3210 睽違 25 年推出復刻版！ (Nokia 3210 - The 2024 Reboot! | Best New Feature Phone?)

And of course the Nokia 3210 also boasts a almighty 2 megapixel rear camera, complete with a flash for those night shots. You do have some pro controls on here, you can fiddle around with the contrast, the exposure level, and yes, even a small variety of filters. So yes, you too can capture some absolutely banging images like these. And yeah, if you're so inclined, you can even shoot a bit of video with the Nokia 3210. Banging! As for the battery, well it's a 1450 mAh capacity cell stuffed inside of that dinky Nokia 3210 frame. And according to HMD Global, that should serve up just under 10 hours of talk time. That's how we used to measure battery life rather than how many hours of tentacle hentai can I stream. And there you have it my lovelies, that in a tearsty wee nutshell is the fresh new Nokia 3210 2024 edition, 25 years on from the original and certainly a massive burst of nostalgia for old gits like me. It'll do the job as a simple burner type phone if you just want to go away to a festival but still be able to, you know, get in touch with people back home for whatever reason. But of course there are cheaper options than this available, so it's only really if you've got some sort of affiliation with the Nokia 3210 and you really fancy jumping back on board with that bad boy that you'd really want to stump up the extra cash. That's what I reckon anyway, it'd be great to hear your thoughts down in the comments below.
當然，諾基亞 3210 還擁有一個強大的 200 萬像素後置攝像頭，併為夜景拍攝配備了閃光燈。你可以在這裡進行一些專業控制，你可以擺弄對比度、曝光度，甚至還可以使用各種濾鏡。是的，你也可以拍攝出像這樣令人震撼的照片。如果你願意，還可以用諾基亞 3210 拍攝視頻。嘭嘭嘭至於電池，在諾基亞 3210 的小巧機身中塞進了一塊 1450 毫安時容量的電池。根據 HMD Global 的說法，該電池的通話時間應在 10 小時以內。這就是我們用來衡量電池續航時間的標準，而不是我可以流暢地觀看多少小時的觸手henta

日本人真正喜歡什麼？ (What is ACTUALLY popular with Japanese people?)

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日本人真正喜歡什麼？ (What is ACTUALLY popular with Japanese people?)

I think we are proud of hentai culture in Japan.
我認為我們為日本的人妖文化感到自豪。

東京附近無人知曉的最佳賞雪地點 (The BEST snow spot near Tokyo that NO ONE knows about!)

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東京附近無人知曉的最佳賞雪地點 (The BEST snow spot near Tokyo that NO ONE knows about!)

Don't just Google Sasayuki snack because it came up with hentai for me.
不要只用谷歌搜索 "笹之點心"，因為我搜索到的是 "hentai"。

京都 ℌntệằi 商店指南 (Kyoto's ℌệntằi Shop Guide)

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京都 ℌntệằi 商店指南 (Kyoto's ℌệntằi Shop Guide)

Today I'm gonna do the ultimate cultured man's guide through hentai shops here in downtown Kyoto.
今天，我將為有文化的男士們介紹京都市中心的人妖店。
The reason why I said our first hentai shop with air quotes before is because Book Off is not really a hentai shop.
我之所以在說我們的第一家成人用品店時加了引號，是因為 Book Off 並不是一家真正的成人用品店。

漫步我的日本社區 (Walking around my Japanese Neighbourhood)

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漫步我的日本社區 (Walking around my Japanese Neighbourhood)

hello it's me your dad your mother and I are worried sick about you so please give us a call hey yo how's it going everyone it's it's your boy it's your boy Rafi welcome to another slightly unedited vlog a little edited vlog okay so what's going on today today I want to go to book off which is a Japanese chain of basically secondhand goods from you know manga anime not anime anime figures CDs DVDs porn I'm not kidding by the way um fucking what else is there playing cards and stuff like that and today I'm not going there to buy something that I usually do because I honestly I go there way too much but today I'm going there to sell my stuff the thing is I actually I bought okay I you know I've been here for about seven months in Japan and so I've bought a lot of stuff in book off way too much stuff actually like not not like super expensive stuff but stuff that I probably won't be able to fit into my suitcase when I go back to the Czech Republic in like three months you know so I decided that some of the stuff that I don't actually love that much stuff that I just bought because I thought oh shit they sell this here for this cheap like for example this figurine of one of the you know kitty guy sisters from Bucky Monogatari these both both of these figurines were I think 500 yen each which is like I don't know how much is 500 let me see 500 yen to USD three dollars wait four dollars almost four dollars which is like for anime figures four dollars for the breath so yeah basically that's why I bought them because they were cheap and because you know I like these characters and stuff but the thing is I actually don't love the figurines that much I mean they're they're really nice you know also this one super cool figure you know but I actually don't love them as much as for example these two these two I'm definitely not selling okay these two are off the table these two are like one of my favorite characters I mean that anyways basically I'm selling some of the stuff that I bought in a you know what's the word being hasty I guess I don't know if that's the word I'm also saying selling this book which I have to blur because it's a it's a hentai book I'm basically saying selling some stuff that I bought but now that I think about it you know for example I wouldn't I wouldn't like when I come back to the Czech Republic I'm definitely not gonna like display these figures around my flat I'm gonna display these two but you know anyways so yeah we're going to book off today I also got a story time I guess or something I don't know what we'll do oh yeah another thing I want to I want to sell are these cards wait so last month Jacob my friend Jacob actually visited me here in Japan and one thing that happened was that we were in Tokyo and every time we had like huge bags with us you know while traveling we would usually put them in those like locker boxes that are available in the city you know for 400 yen you just like put your bags in it and you you don't have to like carry them the whole day right so yeah so we use those locker boxes a lot and in one of those locker boxes we literally found these cards this is called dual masters I'm actually before we found this I was not familiar with this card game and we also found these two Yu-Gi-Oh cards these two I'm probably gonna keep because I fuck with Yu-Gi-Oh however I have no idea what dual masters is kind of sounds like some off-brand Yu-Gi-Oh card game look-alike I have no idea what this is supposed to be so I'm gonna be also selling these and oh yeah this one this figurine which is from Demon Slayer as well as this one they're both from Demon Slayer but the thing is book off is notorious for not actually paying that much for this stuff that they you know buy off their customers so you know I got four figurines I got like a dozen of cards I got one hentai book so I'm actually I'm curious I want to see how much they give me for all of this merchandise that I'm gonna be bringing to them because you know I've heard I you know I've searched it online and most people are saying yeah they don't pay shit they don't pay shit for your stuff so I'm curious cuz I have quite a lot of merchandise I'm hoping to get at least let's say a thousand yen for all of this which is like $8 okay so I'm hoping to get at least a thousand yen for all of this we'll see but anyways now let's let me put all of this in the in my backpack and we'll be on our way also by the way I hope I'm not like infuriating anybody like oh my god why would you sell this stuff this is I would you know I would pay so much to have stuff like this in my room well the thing is don't worry I got a lot of things from Japan okay I got a lot of goods a lot of manga a lot of figures that I actually love and that I'm actually gonna you know read or display in my apartment or whatever this is just the stuff that probably would not even fit in my suitcase so yeah that's why I'm selling by the way um last time I did this type of sort of like unedited right sort of vlog I was actually walking next to the main road which made it a little bit noisy the audio I did I don't I don't I hate the sound of cars passing by so today you know I'm walking through like a very chill neighborhood we still might see some cars passing by once in a while but it should not be nowhere near as frequent as as last time like for example here we got this nice taxi I let by the way the taxis in Japan look so nice I don't know what it is and or the cars they use for taxis now we got bikes let's go all right maybe it's not as it's maybe it's not gonna be as peaceful as I thought crossing the road here super chill but anyways yeah the I love how the cars in Japan look like like this one for example super small it kind of looks retro even though it's like it's not retro at all you know but anyways how you guys have been doing gotta admit I haven't uploaded anything in a while by the way fit check fit check I got my favorite black cargo pants I guess you would call these cargo pants right this is a old-school Nike short sleeve hoodie that I actually got from a thrift shop in Harajuku in Tokyo super happy with this purchase is so comfy and also a very stylish as as they would say very stylish but anyways yeah it's it's been a while since I uploaded a video right I am very sorry for that the thing is I was kind of busy I was also traveling quite a lot so hang on let me actually switch the switch to the sidewalk here yeah I was kind of busy and I was last month in Japan for college students there was something called how do you ask me which is spring break in English sorry people looking at me makes me kind of nervous nervous I'm getting nervous anyways it was spring break last two months from like I think it started at the at the end of February and it continued look at this neighborhood god and it continued until like the end of March so for some reason we just got almost like two months of just like free time which was amazing so so yes sorry about the cut I had to tie my shoelaces but anyways so I had spring break where I was literally that was the only time that I think I was like really traveling through Japan I went I went to a bunch of cities I filmed a lot of it and I have like tons of footage to go through which is also why it's taking me so long to upload it's also mainly because I'm super lazy look this is the train tracks if we're lucky we might see a train I might I might actually I might even wait for a train for you guys to to see the Kyoto Randon train it's it's a very typical train for Kyoto very famous yep just like in the animes how cute is that it's just like one cart one cart of this like super super cute train I was already walking away but there's one more one more we might see a different color hang on give me a second there's one more coming I think from that direction this time oh yeah now it's purple now it's a purple one that's the Japanese that's the Kyoto Randon train it's very famous I think I think when when when people say Kyoto I think a lot of Japanese people imagine the Randon train I don't know though I could be wrong but um it's quite windy today isn't it this is my neighborhood this is my hood right here people are looking at me weird because you know this is like suburban Kyoto it's like it's the outer rim of Kyoto it's like the edge of the edge of the city so but what a beautiful neighborhood though right am I right yes some people are telling me you know Rafi you should start a podcast you should you know definitely put your thoughts in like a in a podcast form and I'm like guys no I am unable to form my thoughts and sentences into something coherent if that makes sense you know like oh this guy I want to show you this right here that's my favorite dude don't want to film it too much though because I think somebody was outside in the garden but anyways yeah you see what I mean I literally I cannot look at that that looks so cool I literally cannot put my thoughts in like a coherent form that's why always in my vlogs there's usually so many cuts so many edits because I can't keep a straight thought I don't know if it's ADHD or if it's because I'm you know walking while I'm filming while I'm nervous because people are watching me there's also cars and by people watching me I don't mean you I mean like people on the street I couldn't give a shit about you I'm just kidding this is my favorite vending machine here because it sells it sells alcohol actually and the drinking age in Japan is 20 20 you have to be 20 years old to drink in Japan so I don't actually know how they because there's a camera right here right there's a camera right here but I don't actually know if oh okay you need to submit your ID card to be able to purchase this and now I get it all right I was like how do they you know how does that even work like vending machines for alcohol but yeah anyways it takes me such a long time to upload videos and I don't want to hear like no Rafi it's okay take your time no I don't want to hear it because it's literally just my laziness okay sometimes what will happen sometimes is that I'll have like a nice streak you know let's say of three weeks four weeks when I'm when I'll actually upload like every single week but then I'll just stop for like two months right I'll just stop uploading whatsoever and the thing is also the longer you don't upload the the less how do you how to put this I know max mofo talks about this a lot and I really empathize with him it's like the longer you don't upload the more difficult it becomes to upload to actually upload something because you know you want to come back come back with something strong you don't just want to you know go back into uploading just random shit so you want to like come back with a good video but then that good video like takes time to edit and you're like oh fuck I haven't uploaded for such a long time and then you're like basically like in this like circle demotivating yourself because you're like yeah I need to edit this but shit should I shouldn't I just upload something quick I haven't uploaded in such a long time but then you're like yeah but I want to come back with something good yeah it's just this vicious cycle that then leads into not uploading anything for two months I don't even know hair keeps getting in my eyes goddamn I don't even know how long it's been since I uploaded last time I think it's been like it hasn't been two months I think so yeah just don't you know so that don't encourage me to take this long to upload do not encourage me at all actually the one thing that really motivates me to upload more is when I actually upload a video and then I get all of these new comments right I get like you know let's say a hundred new comments under a new video right because it's a brand new video right and people are like oh oh my god you're you're alive oh my you're alive right people love saying that but no that motivates me it's like oh you finally upload it thank God I was starting to get worried I mean I don't think anybody ever actually said that but you get me right so this that's why I'm doing this vlog because I'm I'm in the process of editing the one one of the many vlogs that I have that I have filmed during my spring break and now I just want to upload something that I literally do not have to edit at all so you know I'll be right back I have something I want to do all right so I'm inside of the book off right now I already put all of the things that I want to sell in the counter you can see there's so much stuff here I got this this thing right here so I'm like waiting in the line and then they'll give me hard cold cash for what I brought so now I'm just gonna wait and just look around this store because there's I could literally spend hours here anyways so I just left the book off and hold your horses guys because I got a 1035 yen hell yeah let's just say that I spent more than I got but yeah with that being said thank you so much for watching this video I you know I really appreciate everybody watching follow me on tumblr if you're not on tumblr yet it's my only social media that I use right now thank you to all my channel supporters your screen is probably on the name right now I mean your name is your name is on the screen
你好，是我，你爸爸，你媽媽和我都很擔心你，所以請給我們打電話嘿喲，大家好，是你的孩子，是你的孩子拉菲歡迎來到另一個略微未經編輯的Vlog 一個經過編輯的Vlog 好了，今天發生了什麼事？我不是開玩笑，順便說一句嗯，他媽的還有什麼，撲克牌之類的今天我不是去買東西，我通常會去買東西因為老實說，我去的太多了但今天我要去賣我的東西我決定買一些我並不太喜歡的東西，因為我覺得這裡賣的東西很便宜，比如說《巴基物語》裡的小貓姐妹的小雕像。這兩個小雕像都是 500 日元一個，我不知道 500 日元是多少錢，讓我

看著奇怪的色情？(ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley (Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley)

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看著奇怪的色情？(ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley (Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley)

It's called Pokemon hentai?
皮卡丘在幹嘛?? -皮卡丘
- Hentai.
把那放下