Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a [lego] and Screams. They are the [foe] to manliness. They need a [Floor Rescuer].
"Man, Johnny stood on a [lego] and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I [dreamt] of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, [plotting] to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"