Alright.

好哇

You only have one beer left.

你只剩一罐啤酒了

That's alright, you can have it.

沒關係 你拿去喝吧

Hey dude, your milk is about to expire.

喂 老兄 你的牛奶要過期了

That sucks.

真討厭

And your mayo and tortillas, too.

你的美乃滋跟墨西哥薄餅也是

When?

哪時候?

On March 7th.

三月七號

Today is March 6th.

今天是三月六號

We have 5 minutes.

我們還有5分鐘

Oh my gosh. Let me grab us some trash bags so we can get rid of it.

天啊 讓我拿個垃圾袋 把東西拿去丟

No, we..we can finish this.

不 我們..我們可以解決的

There's not enough time. Let me get a trash bag.

時間會不夠 讓我拿個垃圾袋

We can't waste all this food. It's all practically untouched.

我們不能讓食物白白浪費 幾乎都沒什麼吃到耶

Exactely, which is why it's impossible to finish in time.

正因如此 我們絕對不可能及時吃完

Just give me a spoon.

把湯匙拿給我就對了

You swear to me that if we start this...we'll finish?

你能對我發誓 如果我們開始吃...可以吃得完?

The longer you hold me back, the more time we'll...

你越拖我 時間就越...

You SWEAR?

你『就抓』?

Yes, I swear.

是 哇就抓

Let's do this.

來吃吧!

Alright, you drink the milk, and I'll eat the tortillas.

好 你喝牛奶 我吃墨西哥薄餅

Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.

等等 我有乳糖不耐症

You drink the milk, I'll eat the tortillas.

你喝牛奶 我吃墨西哥薄餅

Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.

等等 我有乳糖不耐症

Why you have milk if you're lactose intolerant?

你有乳糖不耐症 幹嘛還買牛奶?

For my cereal, for some reasons I can eat with cereal.

配穀片用的 不知為何配穀片就沒事

Why do you have empty cereal boxes?

為什麼空的穀片盒你還留著?

I'm still working on the puzzles in the back.

因為盒子後面的拼圖我還沒完成

Fine, I'll drink the milk, you eat the tortillas.

好喇 我喝牛奶 你吃墨西哥薄餅

Wait...what do I eat the tortillas with?

等等...我吃薄餅要配什麼?

There's no time, just eat it!

沒時間了 直接吃!

I can't "just eat tortillas", it's too dry.

我不能直接吃 太乾了

I got it.

我知道了

Dip it in mayonnaise.

沾美乃滋吃

Ewww...no...mayonnaise is disgusting.

噁...不要...美乃滋好噁

Why do you have this groceries you don't eat?

你幹嘛買一堆不吃的東西?

Some I bought it for potluck.

有些東西我是為了百樂餐買的

No one brings mayonnaise to a potluck! Just forget it.

沒有人會帶美乃滋參加百樂餐! 算了吧你!

No, I might eat it someday.

不 我改天可能會想吃

There might not be a someday after today.

今天沒處理好 可能就沒有「改天」了

You wanted to start this, you finish it.

你開的頭 你自己解決

Fine, you drink the milk.

好喇 那牛奶你喝

Oh god, it doesn't go together. Nothing here goes together!

喔天啊 一點也不搭!

Oh god, we're running out of time. Do you have eggs?

這裡沒一樣東西搭的

Yes, but I just bought them this morning. They're fine.

喔天啊 我們快沒時間了

No, eggs will make the mayo easier to eat.

你有蛋嗎?

You're insane.

有 但是我今天早上才買的 還很好沒過期

Chorizo...

不 雞蛋配美乃滋比較容易下嚥

Huh?

你瘋了!

Chorizo, do you have chorizo?

西班牙香腸...

What do you need chorizo for?

蛤?

Eggs in the tortilla,I'm going to make a breakfast burrito.

西班牙香腸 你有西班牙香腸嗎?

You can't make a breakfast burrito. There's not enough time.

你要西班牙香腸幹嘛?

Not..with you holding me back. Do you have chorizo?

墨西哥薄餅夾蛋 我要做早餐捲餅

Yes, it's...

不行做早餐捲餅 沒時間了

I just used it all last night for taco Tuesday.

你一直拖延我..才會沒時間 你有沒有西班牙香腸?

You made tocos last night? Why didn't you invite me?

有 就在...

It was just me and Suzy though.

全被我在星期二塔可日用掉了

Oh nice, how did it go?

你昨晚做了塔可? 你怎麼沒請我來吃?

Pretty good, actually.

那天只有我和Suzy而已

That's a pretty big step, I thought you guys were just talking.

不錯喔 順利嗎?

Yeah..well..the timing feels right.

蠻順利的

What else did you serve?

進展得很快喔 我還以為你們只是朋友

Rice and beans.

對啦...但是時機對了

Would you gassing?

你還煮了什麼?

Um..a little bit, but I held it in.

豆泥和飯

Two minutes, chuck it!

你不會想放屁嗎?

You have one minute.

額..有一點 但是我忍住了

Red or green?

剩兩分鐘 快喝!

I..I don't know..what your gut telling you?

你只剩一分鐘

Red!..No!..Green!..no..

紅色還是綠色?

You need to make a decision now!

我不知道...你的直覺呢?

Okay, red.

紅色!..不!..綠色!..不...

What's going on...

你現在就要做出決定!

The food is about to expired in 10 seconds.

好 紅色

So what?

發生什麼事...

What do you mean so what?

再過10秒 食物就要過期了

I mean, it's just food, nothing bad is gonna to happen.

那又怎樣?

So stop freaking out.

什麼叫做那又怎樣?

-Are you sure? -Really?

我是說 只是吃的嘛 又不會有壞事發生

Oh my gosh..just watch.

不要在慌慌張張的了

See, I told...

-你確定? -真的嗎?

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