字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Oh my god honey... 哦,我的上帝,親愛的...... Where do I begin explaining? 我從哪裡開始解釋? This thing... 這東西... Well... 嗯...... You know what? 你知道嗎? You know Mark, right? 你知道馬克,對不對? That friend that I go bowling with. 那朋友說,我去保齡球。 like 2 times a week 一個星期像2倍 Well uh... 呃...... ...... I guess the easy way to start will be starting with him 我想最簡單的方式開始將開始與他 after we go bowling 之後我們去保齡球 we used to go to see movies 我們經常去看看電影 There was one time 有一次 When was that? 那是什麼時候? Yeah.. Seems like a month ago We went to see like one movie in particular . 是啊..好像一個月前 What was that? 我們去看特別像一部電影。 That's right! 那是什麼? That was captain America: the Winter Soldier 這是正確的! Oh my God! 這是美國隊長:冬天戰士 That was a movie 哦,我的上帝! I haven't seen that kind of 這是一部電影 that good of a Marvel movie in ages. 我沒見過那種 I mean that must been 一個奇蹟電影的年齡好。 it must been since the Avengers. 我的意思是必須的了 I'm like... 它必須一直以來的復仇者。 Well... you know 我很喜歡... like right now she's a cliner 嗯......你知道 She means a lot for us every now and then. 就像現在,她是一個cliner like you know... 她意味著很多對我們每一個現在,然後。 Potentially anything will happen. 就像你知道... Potentially a meteorite can fall down right now you know. 可能什麼都不會發生。 That's like a cosmic level of imagination. 一個潛在的隕石可以掉下來,現在你知道了。 And but potentially you know who knows? 這就像想像一個宇宙級。 Maybe one day should devise something. 和,但可能你知道誰知道? I remember watching a movie. 也許有一天,應該設計一些東西。 One documentary. 我記得看電影。 There is a scientist in the USA 一個紀錄片。 He's called Red Curzvill. 有一個在美國的科學家 And he has this idea 他被稱為紅Curzvill。 about ... 他有這樣的想法 what should I call it? 關於... Singularity. 我應該怎麼稱呼它? It's called singularity. 奇點。 And he's thinking the basic you know 這就是所謂的奇點。 all this technology is expanding and advancing 而且他認為你知道的基本 so rapidly you know. 所有這些技術正在擴大和推進 3D graphics for this s*** 這麼快你知道。 like in the 1990s. 3D圖形的這個S *** And now we just basically used that 就像20世紀90年代。 and we looking forward to 現在我們基本上只是使用的 like new ideas like 3D or something like that you know. 我們期待著 We improving that as well. 喜歡新的理念,如3D或類似的東西,你知道的。 Now right now 我們改善這一點。 If you look at the movie from like the beginning of the 1990s 現在,現在 that used like 3D graphic 如果你看電影一樣從上世紀90年代初 It looks pretty much s*** 所使用,如3D圖形 And I remember you know 它看起來幾乎是S *** people use to go to cinema watch that 我記得你知道 That would be like "oh my god! this is unbelievable!" 人們使用去電影院手錶 " it looks so good!" 這就好比"哦,我的上帝!這是令人難以置信!" Now you look at it "它看起來那麼好!" and it looks like crap. 現在,你看看吧 just because of 它看起來像廢話。 you know... 只是因為 comparison 你知道嗎... I mean you compare to the things 對照 that are out now 我的意思是你比較的事物 that is so much better. 這是現在出來 And... 那是好多了。 I don't know... 和... It's just things changed you know. 我不知道... Red Curzvill has this idea about singularity. 這只是事情改變了你知道的。 you know 紅Curzvill有這種想法大約奇點。 technology advancing up to this point 你知道 that we actually sort of like become 技術推進到了這一點 machines 我們實際上有點像成為 in a way 機 like you know 在某種程度上 technology keeps going 就像你知道的 like 50 years ago computers is used to be like super big you know 技術不斷的去 Like the computer be use to send like first recons to the space 就像50年前的電腦是用來像超級大牌你知道 used to be thatcomputer was the size of this whole room you know 就像電腦被用來發送像第一recons的空間 Nowadays 曾經是thatcomputer是這整個房間你知道的大小 you have more advanced technology 如今 in your own cell phone 你有更先進的技術 So technically if you are able to do it 在你自己的手機 you could probably organize you know 因此從技術上講,如果你能做到這一點 a space shuttle to be launched to outer space 你也許可以組織你知道 with the use of technology in any form 將推出太空航天飛機 I mean just in certification 以任何形式使用技術 So that makes you thinking you know 我的意思只是在認證 Going forward. 這樣就使得你以為你知道 Technology is getting smaller. 展望未來。 Before that it's like whole room of computers and nothing else 技術正變得越來越小。 Right now you have a small smartphone you know 在此之前,它就像電腦的整個房間,沒有別的 that fix into your pocket perfectly 現在你有一個小的智能手機你知道 So... 該解決到你的口袋完美 you know whose saying 所以... I heard things about people experimenting with chips 你知道誰的說法 that chips this size that you can put into your skin 我聽說過的人與芯片實驗的東西 And like you know 該芯片的這種規模,你可以把你的皮膚 maybe that'll be used for the quick machines 而像你知道 so that you don't have to get your passport. 也許這會被用於快速機 cause passport is inside of you all the time 讓你不必讓你的護照。 And... 原因護照是你內心所有的時間 you know... 和... if it comes to that 你知道嗎... it would stop people 如果它來的 from you know liking creating 它會阻止人們 like for example you don't have to carry up cellphone on you 從你知道的喜好創建 You just have this chip you know 例如像你不必攜帶了手機上你 and it does anything for you 你只是有這個芯片你知道 I mean like you know 而且它給你什麼 you can like basically go to Wikipedia go to Facebook 我的意思是像你知道 without even touching anything you know 你可以喜歡,基本上去維基百科去到Facebook just gets the feeling you know 甚至沒有觸及任何你知道的 I mean it does have the point 只是讓你知道那種感覺 when one of these days somebody is going to discover it 我的意思是它確實有一點 and who knows who's going to be you know 當這幾天有人人會發現它 maybe it's going to be something 誰知道誰將會是你知道 maybe it's gonna be someone who known as a scientist 也許這將是東西 maybe it's going to be somebody 也許它會是誰被稱為科學家的人 so 也許這將是某人 somebody who nobody really knows 所以 maybe he is gonna be cleaner or flawers you know 人誰沒有人真正知道 It's uh ... 也許他是要去的清潔劑或flawers你知道 It's just things that help people work and how you know 這是呃... you can never really predict another thing or judging people 這只是一些有利於人們的工作和你是怎麼知道的 you can never predict who's gonna be 你永遠無法真正預測另一件事或判斷人 how much potential people have you know 你永遠無法預測誰的會是 You can like you know 潛在的人有多少你知道 I'm sure the people you know from elementary school 你可以像你知道的 You know it's always about people like totally 我敢肯定,你知道,從小學的人 can't fit in with society or something like that 你知道它總是關於人的完全一樣 and like you know the losers basic you know 不能與社會或類似的東西適合在 I'm sure these some of them 而像你知道的失敗者基本你知道 have like a good jobs or stuff you know 我敢肯定,這其中的一些 maybe somebody have their own company 有這樣一個好工作或東西,你知道 maybe somebody's a famous actor 也許有人有自己的公司 maybe somebody... 也許有人是著名演員 is a scientist you know 也許有人... so... 是你知道的科學家 you know... 所以... with these ideas 你知道嗎... interesting things 這些想法 like you know 有趣的事 how Technology for example is improving us you know 就像你知道的 but that goes as if... 如何技術例如正在改善我們要知道 a lot of different fields of life you know 但是那更彷彿... goes also with music 很多生活的不同領域你知道的 in the creating new new ideas 還去與音樂 new music and movies 在創建新的新思路 literature 新的音樂和電影 art 文學 Everything is going forward 藝術 Interesting world to be in. Don't you think? 一切都在前進 so... 有趣的世界被英寸難道你不覺得嗎? uh... 所以... Well... 呃... we were all born in now 嗯...... I mean the world we were born into 我們都出生在現在 is like completely different 我指的是世界,我們是出生入 What's like completely different? 就像是完全不同的 Nowadays you have children 有什麼樣完全不同? being born into a world where you know 現在你有孩子 They don't really know other world has internet 生在哪裡你知道的世界 we used to know that 他們真的不知道另一個世界有互聯網 That changed 我們用了就知道了 over time 這改變 So just imagine you know 隨著時間的推移 it is like what 所以,想像一下你知道 not even 30 years since we were born 它像什麼 So imagine what's going to happen in the next 30 years 沒有年甚至30年,因為我們出生 imaging what the world is gonna look like 所以,想像一下會發生在未來30年 when we are like you know 影像學什麼樣的世界是要去樣子 old people in like 70 or 80 當我們像你知道 or 90 maybe even 老人們像70或80 something like that 或90甚至 That's gonna be way way in 21 century 類似的東西 And you know 那會是這樣的方式在21世紀 just 你知道 I gess we just have to find out 剛 Who knows? 我GESS我們只需要找出 hey maybe I will invent something cool 誰知道? maybe I would invent something cool 嘿,也許我會發明一些很酷的東西 how do you get the feel of bald people 也許我會發明一些很酷的東西 I mean you know you get like 你如何讓禿頭人的感覺 not totally bald 我的意思是你知道你得到像 you know 不完全禿頂 I don't be like 你知道 you don't know hair whatsoever 我並不像 I mean like 你不知道任何發 balding people 我的意思是像 ike you know 禿頂的人 sometimes you get people IKE你知道 who I mean 有時你的人 of course it's going to happen to everybody eventually 誰我的意思是 especially guys 當然,它會發生在每個人最終 mostly guys 尤其是人 he get you know this whole here 大多人 What is that called? 他讓你知道這裡這整個 ...or something 那是什麼叫什麼? I can't pretty remember ...什麼的 anyway 我不記得漂亮 hum... 無論如何 you know how you get this balding men 嗚嗚...... you know I... 你知道你是怎麼得到這個禿頂男人 Mark knows one guy 你知道我... He is a boss of this one company 馬克知道一個人 and he's like uh... 他是這個公司的老闆 he's like 他就像呃... 45 他像 or something like that 45 His hair is really reseeding 或者類似的東西 and he gets like you know 他的頭髮是真的補種 he looks like that the Japanese Kappa thing 他得到像你知道 It's what they like to called that 他看起來像日本河童的事 I mean that's really wrong you know 這就是他們喜歡稱那 I mean when they have like uh... 我的意思是真的錯了你知道 really bald hair here but they still have hairs here 我的意思是,當他們有像呃...... and It looks like Kappa 這裡真的禿的頭髮,但他們仍然有毛在這裡 you know or something like that 和它看起來像河童 I think before he really bald 你知道或類似的東西 that's really inappropriate 我覺得之前他真的禿 but 這是真的不合適 whatever 但 It's a free country 任何 I can think what I think 這是一個自由的國家 umm 我能想到的是什麼,我認為 but somethings you get these people 烏姆 who like you know 但有些事情你讓這些人 like most of the hair on the top of the head is gone 誰喜歡你知道 but they still have a little bit of hair here 像大多數的頭頂部的毛髮是離去 and they try to grow hair really long 但他們仍然有頭髮一點點在這裡 so then they can take it like 他們試種的頭髮很長 to the other side you know 這樣的話,他們可以把它像 so it's like covering the bald top of his hair 你知道的另一面 I think it's really hilarious 所以它就像覆蓋他的頭髮禿頭頂 I mean because... 我認為這是真的熱鬧 oh come on 我的意思是因為...... who are they fooling? 哦,來吧 Everybody can see it 他們是誰愚弄? Everybody can see that 每個人都可以看到它 basically your head is bald 每個人都可以看到, and you only covering it up 基本上你的頭是禿頭 with like the small amount of hair you still have 而你只覆蓋起來 that might be that inspiration 與像少量的頭髮你仍然有 that might be like some kind of middle age crisis or something 這可能是靈感 I know it's easy for me to say 這可能是像某種中年危機之類的東西 cause of basically you know 我知道這是容易的,我說 I am uh... 基本上你知道原因 still in my 20's 我呃... Lately 還在我20的 but still 最近 so... 但仍 I still have some time to go before that happens to me 所以... but there is no way in hell 我還有一些時間去,恰好在我面前 I'm gonna do something like that 但有沒有辦法在地獄 it's like you know 我會做這樣的事情 who are you fooling? 這就像你知道的 you ain't fooling 你是誰愚弄? Anybody? man... 你是不是嘴硬 is it why would you even 誰?人... why would you even do that? 這是為什麼即使你會 if you wanna have hair to cover 為什麼你連做呢? your balding head 如果你想有頭髮覆蓋 you getta to pay or something like 你禿頭 right that doesn't cost too much 您GETTA支付或類似的東西 Especially if you are a boss of a f****** company 沒錯,不費太多 You definitely have the money 特別是如果你是一個F ******公司的老闆 like... 你肯定有錢 Of cause you know 像... with modern day technology 因為你知道的 you can even get hair implant, right? 與現代技術 I'm sure you can afford it 你甚至可以得到植毛,對不對? if you are a boss of a company 我敢肯定,你能負擔得起 then 如果你是一個公司的老闆 that shouldn't be a problem for you right? 然後 seems they just up to do that 這不應該是你有問題吧? really...Gesus... 看來他們剛起來這樣做 I mean I can't stop but laughing 真的...... Gesus ... and so many things you can do if you know 我的意思是我不能停下來,但笑 hair styles 和這麼多的事情可以做,如果你知道 I mean 髮型 come on 我的意思是 get all of this guy you know 來吧 I mean... 得到所有的這傢伙你知道 he looks like a ... 我的意思是... this guy on the cover of this book 他看起來像一個... he looks like a real slut 這傢伙在這本書的封面 I don't give a f*** about anything 他看起來像一個真正的蕩婦 deal with it 我不給A F ***對任何事情 Yo 對付它 And like you is every sort of it you know 呦 this is the kind of hairstyle 和你一樣是每樣呢你知道 that I like to call 這是什麼樣的髮型 this is how I woke up this morning 我喜歡叫 I mean that's really cool 這是我早上醒來的時候 I know I haven't done that before 我的意思是真的很酷 oh ok 我知道我沒有這樣做之前, technically sometimes 哦確定 when I had to rush the work 技術上有時 then I do't really have time to do anything about my hair 當我不得不趕工作 and... 然後我do't真的有時間做任何事情對我的頭髮 sometimes I just wear a cap 和... and I think it's cool 有時我只是穿帽 I think that's nature 我認為這很酷 and you know 我認為這是大自然 I know you women know so much about the appearances 你知道 and you have to keep your hair nice and tidy all the time 我知道你們女人這麼了解的出現 enough 你必須保持你的頭髮漂亮和整潔所有的時間 Fortunately 夠了 as men we don't have to do that at all 幸好 we can do whatever we want and still cool 作為男人,我們沒有這樣做,在所有 we don't have to put up make up 我們可以做任何我們想要的和尚酷 we don't have to put up lipstick 我們不必忍受彌補 we don't have to put up nail polish 我們不必忍受口紅 none of these s*** 我們不必忍受指甲油 pure 沒有這些的S *** natural 純 yo 自然 so anyway 喲 but...you know 所以無論如何 it's kind of 但是...你知道 if any of you have a balding head 它是一種 you can still do a lot of interesting things 如果你們有一個禿頭 about your facial appearance you know 你仍然可以做很多有趣的事情 like umm... 關於你的面部外觀你知道 you know that the TV seasons I've been watching pretty reasonly 像烏姆... Breaking Bad 你知道電視的季節我一直在看漂亮reasonly oh my god 破壞 that was the awesome TV show 哦,我的上帝 I get Walter White 那是真棒的電視節目 the main character 我得到沃爾特·白 yes cancer 主角 and he's rapidly losing his hair 是癌症 and he decides to 而他迅速失去了他的頭髮 like you know 他決定 hell I'm going to lose it a lot of it anyway 就像你知道的 so why even bother wife you know 地獄我要去反正輸了不少吧 come down the time 那為什麼還要費心老婆你知道 I'm going to shave it all anyway 下來的時候 you know 我要刮鬍子這一切呢 and there's interesting thing about this 你知道 serious 並有關於這個有趣的事情 it's that like you know 嚴重 actually 那就是像你知道 even that kind of 其實 like uh... 甚至那種 facial appearance 像呃... you know 面部外觀 the hair 你知道 and these beard 頭髮 keeps changing 而這些鬍鬚 as he keeps changing 在不斷變化 and like you know 因為他在不斷變化 he is like 而像你知道 I mean he can get that for the title 他就像 Breaking Bad 我的意思是他可以得到的稱號 turning into a badass 破壞 or the character 變成一個壞蛋 the main character 或字符 Walter White is turning into a badass you know 主角 so he is like you know 沃爾特·白正在變成你知道一個壞蛋 he's still got his glasses this season of course 所以他像你知道 but uh... 他仍然得到了他的眼鏡,本賽季,當然 you know 但是,呃... he gets this like mother f****** and awesome beard you know 你知道 it's really full beard 他得到這個像母親F ******,你知道真棒鬍子 it's red beard like you know like Viking's beard 這真是大鬍子 or something like that you know 它的紅鬍子就像你知道像機器貓的鬍子 and it's like you know 或者類似的東西,你知道 in the beginning 它就像你知道的 when you look at him 起初 he just said what the f****** pussy 當你看他 it just is 他剛才說什麼F ******貓 oh my god 它僅僅是 you know 哦,我的上帝 this guy is a loser if I have ever saw one 你知道 for the end of this TV series you know 這傢伙是個失敗者,如果我曾經看見一個人 I don't need the serious or anything like 你知道這個電視劇的結尾 He's a mental broken 我不需要嚴重或類似的東西 nevermind 他是一個精神斷裂 like before that 沒關係 when he's like on the top of his shape you know 像之前 on the top of his 當他像他的形狀你知道的頂部 like power or influence 在他的頂 He's got really mother f*** thick this 像權力或影響力 here 他得到了真正的母親說了句厚本 and here you know 這裡 it's pretty feak 在這裡你知道 and this is you know 這是相當feak and he also like uh... 這是你知道的 it's also kind of 而且他也很喜歡呃... they really arrange into a nice way 它是一種還 so it's like really 他們真的安排到一個不錯的方式 fits into his character 所以它就像真的 and of course that's also like 安裝到他的性格 that's also true in television 當然這也很喜歡 that's like how it works 這也是真正的電視 well...so you know 這就像它是如何工作 I just think that like uh... 嗯......所以你知道 your 我只是覺得,像呃... facial like features 您的 you know your hair too 像面部特徵 or your like facial hair 你知道你的頭髮太 that kind of express 或者你喜歡的鬍子 in a way of what kind of person you are 那種快遞 I mean if you are slut 在你是什麼樣的人的方式 you don't do anything about it 我的意思是,如果你是賤人 you just shows you know 你沒有做任何事情 if you care about your appearance 你只是表明你知道 and you know you do something 如果你在乎你的外表 it's kind of expresses what kind of person you are 你知道你做什麼 in a way of course 這是一種表示你是什麼樣的人 you know there's more to that 在過程中的一種方法 there's more to all of it 你知道有更多的 than just the way you look 有更多的這一切 or the way you dress 不僅僅是你的樣子 of course you know 或者你穿著方式 you can't have somebody who's like 你當然知道 really ugly 你不能有別人誰像 but then you 真難看 find out that they are actually like a genius or something 但你 or they are really interesting people 發現,他們其實就像一個天才什麼的 it's like you know 或者他們是真正有趣的人 it's some of the requirements 這就像你知道的 you don't have to look cool to be cool 它的一些要求 I mean it's intertwining that all 你沒有看爽爽 but it's 我的意思是相互交織,所有 it's not necessity 但它的 but 它不是必需品 you know 但 all of people like to you know 你知道 be like free salamander 所有的人喜歡你知道 and this regards people who are fat 像蠑螈免費 or ugly or something like that 而這對於人誰是肥胖 they don't care about them 或醜陋的或類似的東西 you know that's 他們不關心他們 when it comes to me 你知道這是 I like to give them a 當涉及到我 not even a second chance you know 我想給他們一個 it's just 甚至不知道第二次機會 I like to judge people by who they are you know 它只是 like every conversation with people 我想通過他們是誰你知道判斷的人 not just like ok 像每一個交談的人 asshole asshole asshole 不只是喜歡ok了 go away 混蛋混蛋混蛋 asshole asshole 離開 go away 混蛋混蛋 asshole asshole go away 離開 ok you are the only one can stay 混蛋混蛋走開 asshole asshole go away 確定你是唯一一個可以留 useless 混蛋混蛋走開 so shallow 無用 comes down to be shallow 這麼淺 ok but 歸結為淺 we come back to that stuff about 確定,但 those bald man 我們回來的東西有關 with like you know 那些禿頭的男人 the kind of hair 有像你知道 you know covering up 什麼樣的髮型 It's just a... I don't know 你知道掩飾 it is just a sloppy way 這只是一個...我不知道 and if we talk about company bosses in general 它僅僅是一個草率的方式 you know 如果我們談論公司的老闆一般 I've met quite a lot 你知道 I've heard quite a lot 我見過不少 both from my friends 我已經聽到不少 and you know 無論是從我的朋友 from my personal experiences 你知道 I 've seen that 從我的個人經驗 I mean of course 我已經看到, you know there is like 當然我的意思 Nowadays since 你知道有像 we got to approach 如今,因為 like you know 我們到了接近 okay 就像你知道的 big companies are evil 好 stuff like that 大公司是邪惡的 I mean that's 這樣的東西 not really that easy to 我的意思是這是 I mean it's 沒有想像中那麼容易 it's not so easy to 我的意思是 just 這不是那麼容易 the situation overall isn't that 剛 we shouldn't be so quick to judge it 形勢總體是不是 that's what I mean 我們不應該這麼快就判斷它 its a 這就是我的意思 still I mean 它的一 so you 還是我的意思是 of course you get the good boss 所以你 you get bad bosses 當然,你得到的好老闆 you get the good teachers 你得到壞老闆 you get bad teachers 你得到的好老師 you get uh... 你會得到不好的老師 people who ain't people who are asshole you know 你呃... but this like 人誰不是人誰是混蛋你知道 you know 但這種喜歡 you met several kind of 你知道 I mean that 你見過幾種 to get into stereotype or anything like that 我的意思是 but I can see 進入刻板印象或類似的東西 after meeting some bosses 但我可以看到 some companies 認識一些老闆後 I can sort of see 有些公司 like 有點我可以看到 umm... 喜歡 maybe not like stereotype 嗯... but sort of like pattern 也許不喜歡刻板印象 to like all the behave 有點像,但模式 and like what they want to present themselves 喜歡所有的行為 and it's all about 而像他們想展示自己什麼 I mean not all of them of course 和它的所有有關 but like people I'm talking about 我的意思是不是所有的人,當然 this particular kind of boss 但喜歡的人我說的 so to speak 這種特殊的老闆 they like 可以這麼說 what they care about most 他們喜歡 it's face on you 他們最關心的 and then it's like of course 它的臉在你 you know you like 然後它就像當然的 you're in charge 你知道你喜歡 you have to operate a company 你負責 you have a lot of people working for you 你要在一個公司 of course it's a responsibility 你有很多的人為你工作 you can't just be a 當然,這是一種責任 you know 你不能只是一個 you can't show them that you are week 你知道 because like basically 你不能讓他們知道你是週 you are the foundation of this company 因為基本上一樣 It's like you are the route 你是這個公司的基礎 you take up the rules you dies 這就像你的路線 you know 你拿起你死的規則 ummm 你知道 that's 嗯 that's another thing you know 這是 people like to bash 這就是你知道的另一件事 riches people all like bosses of big company 人們喜歡來砸 for being asshole you know 暴富的人們大公司都喜歡老闆 something like that 為是你知道的混蛋 but uh... 類似的東西 or they just find out they earned a lot of money 但是,呃... order that the justified in the Arnot mine you know 或者他們只是發現他們賺了很多錢 if you think that the way it works 下令該理由在阿諾特礦你知道 why don't you open up a company by yourself? 如果你認為它的工作方式 seriously waht stopping you? 你為什麼不開一家自己? It've been so easy you know 認真啥子阻止你? all that doing using it It've就不是那麼容易你知道 and they 使用它所有的做 keep earning money for nothing if you keep saying 他們 why don't you open up a company for yourself? 保持賺錢的什麼,如果你繼續說 do it 你為什麼不開一家自己? then you wait the 做 the kind wasn't trying to I mean 那麼你等待 Bosses that really about 那種是不是要我的意思 this particular kind of boss 老闆們真正了解 and It's like about your know face 這種特殊的老闆 and 而這就像你的臉上知道 of course that 和 there's different kinds of boss but this one 當然這 in particular 有不同類型的老闆,但這個 is like the kind of boss that 特別是 how to say it 是喜歡那種老闆說 put that into words 怎麼說 they are like 它放入字 they have to be the number one star 他們像 of the company you know 他們必須頭號球星 I used to work for this company sometime ago 你知道公司的 and 我用這家公司的前一段時間的工作 and 和 this is like International Exhibition you know 和 like I could see that 這就像國際展覽你知道 this is based in Asia 像我看得出來, and I was like you know 這是總部設在亞洲 the only foreigner worker working in this company 我很喜歡你知道 and a lot of people you from all over the world 唯一的外國人勞動者在本公司工作 you know they basically 和很多人從世界各地 like you know Asian 你知道他們基本上 It wasn't Asian sport 像你知道亞洲 was being in this Exhibition like you know 這是不是亞洲體育 a European 在這個展覽中是像你知道 a European sports will be in the exhibition hall 歐洲 you have a European spot 歐洲體育將在展館 you had like a Middle Eastern spots 你有一個歐洲現貨 near the Asian spot 你有像中東的斑點 and they like you know 靠近亞洲現貨 people they are generally customers 他們喜歡你知道 they walk around and there like 他們是人們普遍的客戶 in the Asian area you know 他們四處走走,那裡像 when they walk around they like you know 在你知道亞洲地區 this all the stuff 當他們四處走走,他們喜歡你知道 Asian Asian Asian 這一切的東西 I mean when they look at the people staring you know 亞洲亞洲亞洲 none of this anything will be Asian 我的意思是,當他們看的人盯著你知道 of course you know 沒有這樣的東西將是亞洲 like pointed 你當然知道 of course 像尖 everybody was there are you know who they are 當然 what was that I was just in the boof 每個人都在那裡,你知道他們是誰 and was like they were expecting 那是什麼我只是在BOOF a white guy 而像他們期待 to be there 一個白人 and they like interested in me and they just wanted to 在那裡 or maybe they are just interested in the products 他們喜歡對我感興趣,他們只是想 almost the products 或者也許他們在產品只是有興趣 I have to admit that 幾乎產品 the product for good 我不得不承認, and 本產品為好 but they like you know 和 they like okay this I wasn't expecting 但他們喜歡你知道 this I wasn't expecting 他們喜歡這個還好我沒想到 why did I to be here? 這個我沒想到 for any particular reason or anything 我為什麼在這裡? and then they just walked up 對於任何特定的原因或任何東西 and you know and they were like how come you were here 然後他們剛剛走到 you know just like certain circumstance you know 你知道,他們是怎麼樣來你在這裡 and that knid of boss was like 你知道,就像某些情況下你知道 holy s*** 和老闆說knid很喜歡 I kind of don't know what he is thinking 聖潔的S *** but he looked kind of upset you know 樣的,我不知道他在想什麼 It was like 但他看上去有種讓你心煩意亂知道 I don't know 這就像 I can imagine that in his mind this way 我不知道 what the hell 我可以想像,在他心中這樣 you know like 什麼是地獄 spotlights should be on our products 你知道像 won't me 聚光燈應該是對我們的產品 so why is this like you know 不會我 why is this white a****** taken over the spotlight 所以這是為什麼像你知道 you know how come he is just a nobody in this company 這是為什麼白色******接管聚光燈 so what the f*** you know 你知道他是怎麼來的是在這家公司只是一個無名小卒 and then I gotta give a s*** in the hood 所以***你知道什麼是F I've heard stories from other people who 然後我得給A S ***在引擎蓋 got kind of s*** as well you know and like 我從其他人聽到的故事誰 even and like you know 那種得到了S ***,以及你知道和喜歡 go to a party with this company 即使和像你知道 and 去一個派對與這家公司 and that's like you know 和 that there's some like international customer seocial journey 這就是像你知道 or some other random people 這有一些類似的國際客戶seocial之旅 you know and like 或其他一些隨機的人 especially unusual that I'm there you know 你知道和喜歡 that's kind of attention for that 尤其是不同尋常,我在那裡你知道 but people who want to talk with me 這是一種注意力的 always stock you know 但誰願意跟我說話的人 I talk to people 總是stock你知道 so 我說話的人 you know but 所以 the people keep talking to you 你知道,但 people start a conversation with me 人們不斷跟你說話 they wanna talk with me 人們開始與我交談 and this guy is like getting directions to live 他們想和我交談 I talk to them like 這傢伙就像是得到指示的生活 you know 我跟他們一樣 oh I have this friend who like you know 你知道 I had a friend to came 哦,我有這樣的朋友,誰像你知道 and actually she said that was a friend and he actually 我有一個朋友來了 he was on TV one time 而實際上,她說,這是一個朋友,他居然 because there was like 他是在電視上一次 there was some events or holidays 因為有像 there was someone that was filmimg stuff 有一些活動或節假日 and he was thereon TV 有一個人,這是filmimg東西 the boss was like 而他就此電視 oh well you know I'm on TV 老闆很喜歡 like almost every other weekend you know so 哦,你知道我在電視上 think of that you know 像幾乎每隔一周的週末你知道這麼 what the f*** are you comparing yourself 想你知道 Jesus 什麼是F ***,你自己比較 It's like I don't know 耶穌 they have like small dicks or something 這就像我不知道 what kind of problem is that 他們有像小迪克斯什麼 dude you have a company 什麼樣的問題是 why do you have to 老兄你有一個公司 do you have anything to worried about yourself 你為什麼要 or just you know 你有什麼擔心自己 I don't know 或者只是你知道 social status 我不知道 Poor things of face of value I mean 身價 I don't know I just 面的價值,我的意思是可憐的東西 never want to be famous or anything like that 我不知道,我只是 I'm not asking for it 從來沒有想出名或類似的東西 maybe somebody does 我不要求它 they are free to do so 也許有人不 you know but just this way of 他們可以自由地這樣做 pushing other people 你知道,但就是這樣的 giving other people shit about 推別人 I mean there is 給別人拉屎約 not my fault that there's anything people can talk to me 我的意思是 just like you know 不是我的錯,有什麼人可以跟我說話 they are being nice 就像你知道的 Imean nice yeah 他們正在好 but you should be asking or be Imean不錯耶 just if 但你應該問或者是 the people wanna talk with me 只是,如果 and they don't wanna talk to you 跟我的人想說話 maybe they've know you already 他們不想要告訴你的事 and like you know 也許他們已經知道你 I'm in this company like you know only nobody 而像你知道 kind the guy you know 我在這家公司像你只知道沒人 you are the boss you know so 那種你知道的傢伙 Jesus 你要知道這樣的老闆 you give a work like shit about 耶穌 something like that 你給像狗屎工作有關 but it just like 類似的東西 I don't know 但它只是喜歡 can't really understand 我不知道 you know so 無法真正理解 you can cut of light in so many ways 你知道這麼 other ways I don't know maybe I make up a big boss 你可以在很多方面光切 that's a big step 其他的方法我不知道,也許我做了一個大老闆 you know they would find out that would be you know 這是一個很大的一步 maybe oneday I would open up my own company on my will 你知道他們會發現這將是你知道 but you know 也許1天我就開了自己的公司對我的意志 still you know 但你知道 you go easily say something like 還是你知道 yeah ok we have this guy in our company 你去輕鬆地這樣說 you know so 耶確定我們有這個傢伙在我們公司 the costumer could think like like holy s*** 你知道這麼 this guy is like pretty cool 負荷消費能想到像像聖潔的S *** and he's working for this company 這傢伙就像是很酷 then 他的工作對這個公司 ergo 然後 the company ERGO must be awesome 公司 but instead like you know 必須是真棒 behind the scene like you know okay 而是像你知道 I'm going to put on a smile to make customers happy 就像你知道行不行幕後 and they would like to give you 我要裝出笑容能使客戶滿意 like nothing 他們想給你 something I even do 像什麼 useless 東西我什至做 not one again 無用 I don't want to get in the territory when I'm judging people 沒有人再 and it's not about that 我並不想在香港時,我判斷人 I 它不是關於 I like to see people for who they are 我 and 我喜歡看到人們對於他們是誰 not just if you ask 和 appearences can really be 如果你問不只是 really appearences真的可以 I mean 真 you know 我的意思是 like a lot of people 你知道 or maybe they are not 就像很多人 but theres 或者也許他們不 there's some people I know 但theres and I'm sure there's a lot of people like that 有一些人,我知道 who like to 而且我敢肯定有很多人喜歡的 judge people from first of view 誰喜歡 like you know 判斷從第一次看的人 maybe thay meet somebody at the party 就像你知道的 and maybe that person wasm't like trying to socialize and talk a lot 也許大公認識的人,在聚會 or maybe they just don't want to be there 也許那個人wasm't喜歡嘗試社交和交談了很多 come on everybody has their bad days 或者也許他們只是不想在那裡 like everybody you know 來,大家都有自己的壞日子 Jesus maybe 像其他人你知道 maybe you get fired from work 也許耶穌 maybe I don't know 也許你得到工作的解僱 you got extra bills to pay 也許我不知道 like maybe the police you don't want to 你有額外的賬單要付 I don't know it's just 也許像警察你不想 you know so many circumstances that could possibly happen 我不知道這只是 and like why judging you 你知道這麼多的情況下,可能發生的可能 why judge at this person 而像為什麼你判斷 If I saw somebody for the second third fourth time you know I will 為什麼判斷此人 If you like have a good conversation or good hang out 如果我看到有人在第二第三第四次,你知道我會 then I can say 如果你喜歡有一個良好的交談還是不錯的掛出 I got the general like 那麼我可以說 impression of what this person is like 我得到的一般般 maybe I understand that quite a lot 什麼這個人就像是印象 maybe you know 也許我明白了不少 I've heard seeing somebody like that before 也許你知道 and I can sort of 我聽說之前看到有人這樣 umm 我可以排序的 I can sort of like you know 烏姆 compare the dislike sort of the same kind of person 我有點像你知道 then I get nobody is 比較不喜歡那種相同的那種人 actually like 然後我得到的是人 100% the same with somebody else 其實很喜歡 you know 100%相同與別人 that's like waht 你知道 over 6 billion people living in the world 這就像啥子 everybody is living their own life 超過60十億人生活在世界上 but you know 每個人都過著自己的生活 give them second chance 但你知道 this might be in person 給他們第二次機會 there's good people and bad people 這可能是在人 and 有好人和壞人 yeah I mean 和 like 是的,我的意思是 especially like 喜歡 with in 尤其喜歡 western societies 在 I'm going to talk about the politics and economics 西方社會 honey 我要談談政治和經濟 it's a 蜂蜜 there is the thing 這是一個 like in western society is like 有東西 like western part of Europe 像在西方社會就是這樣 when I get to that 像歐洲的西部 what's the western part like America 當我到了 there's like 什麼是像美國西部 pretty big 還有像 passion going on about capitalism 相當大的 I know this are pretty 激情,是關於資本主義 tough subject 我知道這是相當 but you know they just said like you know 艱難的課題 the source of all evil in the world right now 但你知道他們只是說像你知道 is huge corporations 一切罪惡在世界上源,現在 and money 是大公司 and controlling everything like 和金錢 the banks of all that 並控制一切都像 of course you know gotta 所有的銀行 interesting that 當然你得知道 I've been coming from Poland you know 有趣的是, I really gotta say that okay 我已經來從波蘭你知道 I have to make a point 我真的得說,沒關係 They usually said that they like okay 我必須做出點 capitalism is the best way to go 他們通常說,他們喜歡沒關係 and socialism is a good way to go 資本主義是最好的一段路要走 I come from Poland 社會主義是一個很好的方式去 our country was forced into socialism 我來自波蘭 and communism by extension for 50 years 我們的國家被迫社會主義 and you know exactly what that means 和共產主義而廣之,50年 and like you know 你確切地知道這意味著什麼 there is a reason why Polish workers are going to England to work 而像你知道 right now 2 million people that has a 22 million 還有就是為什麼波蘭工人都去英國工作的理由 unlike you say like UK 現在有200萬人,有一個2200萬 that's okay 不像你說像英國 okay they do that 沒關係 because I'm talking with like a person from the UK in London 還好他們做到這一點 you know because Poland is Poland 因為我有說話像一個人從英國的倫敦 and like okay west UK poor 你知道,因為波蘭是波蘭 and the west Poland is poor 而像沒事英國西部窮 Because it's just that 和西部波蘭是窮人 people think like a score of the heat looking to Siri socialism 因為它只是 and go back to marks and stuff like that 人們認為像熱的得分期待Siri的社會主義 it's like a 然後回到痕之類的東西 perfect world 它就像一個 except 完美世界 when is perfect 除 and 當是完美的 okay I should ever say perfect world parents assist because 和 uh 好吧,我應該永遠說完美世界的父母協助,因為 everybody should have the same amount of everything 呵 because we are all equal 每個人都應該擁有的一切相同數量的 except we are not 因為我們都是平等的 I'm tall 除非我們不 this guy is short 我又高 Im sure this guy is tall 這傢伙是短暫的 and this guy is fat 我敢肯定,這傢伙身高 im a guy 這傢伙是脂肪 woman 我是個男人 difference is enough 女人 secant just say that you know you want to 差足夠 to be like this 割線只想說,你知道你想要 and Latin God 是這樣 different people have different opinions 和拉丁美洲神 like I said before 不同的人有不同的看法 the 6 million people a billion people living in this world 就像我之前說的 how can you say that everybody is the same 600萬人有十億人生活在這個世界 they just not different people have different needs 你怎麼能說每個人都是一樣的 some people like to work hard 他們只是沒有不同的人有不同的需求 on NSU something important 有些人喜歡努力工作 some people don't NSU上重要的東西 some people feel that you know 有的人不 living with the right now 有些人覺得,你知道 is it going to go anywhere 現在的生活與權利 I have a good job 是它會去任何地方 even if I'm walking effective and affective 我有一個好工作 that's good for me 即使我走效益和情感 what somebody says like okay 這是為我好 I come from a crappy family 說什麼有人想好了 never had anything I want to get something you know 我來自一個蹩腳的家庭 someone don't have something as well for example 從未有過任何我想要讓你知道的東西 I don't want you know 別人沒有的東西,以及如 when I was growing up with bands 我不想讓你知道 that have enough money to buy Lakewood shoes for men 當我長大了樂隊 they are the Dyson 有足夠的錢購買翠湖男鞋 so Im gonna wake 他們是戴森 Im gonna like 所以我也會喚醒 make sure that my whole life is about 我也會像 improving my status 確保我整個壽命約為 bar financial and social 提高我的狀態 so might have to do this kind of problems 酒吧金融和社會 you know for example 所以可能需要做這樣那樣的問題 so I can like I mean 你知道,例如 maybe we'll adjust ready for socialism 這樣我就可以像我的意思是 or maybe you just need to be robot 也許我們會調整準備為社會主義 something like that 也許你只需要機器人 it just 類似的東西 like looking at the Eastern Bloc 它只是 Russia with controlling Poland you know we didn't push for ot 像在看東方集團 but we can't do anything else 俄羅斯與波蘭的控制你知道我們沒有推動OT after World War 2 但我們不能做任何事情 and Germany and Russia did the guarantee 第二次世界大戰後, what could we do 與德國和俄羅斯做了擔保 like nothing nobody can't save it 我們能做什麼 England were our allies with a castle f*** is guys 像什麼人不能將它保存 they are like with a castle f*** is guys 英國是我們的盟友與城堡說了句的傢伙 they are not doing anything 他們就像一個城堡說了句傢伙是 France just like they gave up 他們沒有做任何事情 Germany get affence and t hey give up 法國就像他們放棄了 and the story 德國如何affence和t哎放棄 I mean of course 和故事 small complicated but 當然我的意思 basically the goodness of support 小複雜,但 so now 支持基本的善良 the hanging in there 所以現在 supposed to getting better 掛在那裡 but the politics is a pretty touchy subject to talk about 應該越來越好 well I know as 但政治是一個非常敏感的問題談 open 好,我知道的 for conversation about this 開 that's be kinda interesting 關於這次談話 I have my opinions 這是還挺有趣 I like to talk about this 我有我的意見 no problem 我想談談這個 uh 沒問題 so that basically 呵 the whole socialism vs capitalism things 所以,基本上 I don't know 整個社會主義與資本主義的東西 is there a good like a middle ground between those two 我不知道 I don't know 有沒有好的像一個中間地帶這兩個之間 just I mean 我不知道 just don't like it when people say that's like 只是我的意思是 in the capital is it is definitely the evil 只是不喜歡它,當人們說,像 and socialism is definite the good you know 在資本絕對是邪惡的 This like black and white turns 社會主義是肯定的好,你知道 because if you look at the shape of the world right now 這就像黑與白圈 um juh let's see 因為如果你看世界的形狀,現在 all the countries 嗯灶火讓我們來看看 that have adopted 所有國家 communism before 已採納 where are they now 前共產主義 oh 他們現在在哪裡 most of them doesn't exist anymore 哦 Russia 他們大多已不存在 doesn't exist 俄國 USSR 不存在 like you know 蘇聯 whatever happened to Cuba like you know 就像你知道的 that right now does anything rhyme with Cuba 無論發生在古巴像你知道 Cuba but still there 那現在沒有什麼押韻與古巴 have that holds the coils of the day been 古巴,但仍然存在 a principal contract null 有保存一天被線圈 and Michael K 主合同無效 Augusta from coming this country is left in the world 和邁克爾K表 like this career for example 從未來這個國家的奧古斯塔留在世界 would you like to go there 喜歡這個職業,例如 really you know 你願意去那裡 if you think it's paradise 真的是你知道的 by all means 如果你認為它是天堂 go and live 通過各種手段 of common is it for you 去生活 if you talk about Asia you know 常見的是它為你 you can talk aboutwhat they want 如果你談論亞洲你知道 and that they won the Allies 你可以談aboutwhat他們想要的 what should I called it? Asia type right? 而且,他們贏得了盟友 Taiwan Hong Kong Singapore 我應該怎麼叫呢?亞洲型吧? and 台灣香港新加坡 the other one 和 anyway well 另一 you know if you look at the economic 反正好 rate right now 你知道,如果你的經濟 all over 10% of economic crisis 率現在 yeah so 經濟危機都超過10% you know you can drop a person 所以呀 they decide 你知道你可以放下一個人 they have tough times as well 他們決定 like you know if you look back 他們艱難的時刻,以及 several decades ago 就像你知道的,如果你回頭看 they were until you miss her anything 幾十年前 but they decided they make you know 他們直到你想念她什麼 the felt like Tyson and stuff like that 但他們決定他們讓你知道 and now you can see the results 毛氈像泰森和類似的東西 list of countries in the developed rapidly 現在你可以看到結果 they are like you know look back to all these stuff 在發展迅速的國家名單 card category which countries are in the developing category 他們就像你知道回頭看這些東西 which countries are in the developing category 卡類哪些國家在發展類別 which countries are in the underdeveloped category 哪些國家在發展類別 like for example Taiwan 哪些國家是在不發達類別 Korea 例如像台灣 they are all developed country 韓國 what to do European for example 他們是所有發達國家 because they've been saying about 做什麼歐洲為例 social policies and stuff like that 因為他們一直在說關於 I mean 社會政策和類似的東西 eminencia result of good things about them you know 我的意思是 but still owe the score right now 關於他們的好東西你知道eminencia結果 most of Europe is a girl 但還欠得分,現在 if you work at the end of the world 歐洲大部分是女生 right is that 0% 如果你在世界的工作進行到底 or you know what's more 右邊是0% the stupid things 或者你知道什麼是更 everybody's like wow great we are making progress 愚蠢的事 the other part of the world 每個人都像哇偉大的,我們正在取得進展 like you know 在世界的其他部分 how can you compare 就像你知道的 like that 你怎麼能比較 decades or not 這樣的 everybody got their opinions 幾十年來還是不 let's do 每個人都得到了他們的意見 you have to be stalking your own little point of view 讓我們做 you can look outside 你必須要跟踪自己的小的觀點 at the countries of Twin City collision before 你可以看看外面 another day 在之前雙城碰撞的國家 or you can look at that swearing on good position 改日 and now you are in shitty position 或者你可以看看在很好的位置說髒話 every year 現在你是在低劣的位置 It's European counteries 每年 basic bankrupt 這是歐洲counteries or bankrupt 基本破產 Portugal island is next on the list 或破產 why is going to happen 葡萄牙島是名單上的下一個 well I don't know 為什麼會發生 Germany right now is basically controlling Europe 還有我不知道 Europe has much influence 德國現在基本上是控制歐洲 and 歐洲有很大的影響力 you know 和 still there economic crisis 你知道 what 仍然存在經濟危機 1% or 2% of most 什麼 so here we go 1%或2%以下 the strongest country in Europe 所以在這裡我們去 sorry but 在歐洲最強大的國家 you guys are doing something wrong 抱歉,但 well honey 你們正在做的事情錯了 I still have a 好蜂蜜 little 我仍然有一個 confession to make 小 I mean 坦白做 you know 我的意思是 really haven't been 你知道 having a lot of fun recently 真的沒有 and by far I 有很多好玩的最近 you know what I mean right? 而迄今為止我 fun fun I mean fun I mean sex time 你知道我的意思吧? yeah 好玩好玩,我的意思是有趣,我的意思是性愛時間 do you get that same kind of impression 耶 cause I shall do 你得到了相同樣的印象 I mean 導致我該怎麼辦 you know 我的意思是 to be old 你知道 butterfly and before 到老 when we start it out 蝴蝶和前 even hell like up to 當我們開始吧 last part of 甚至像地獄最多 last year 最後一部分 It's still going on pretty descent 去年 kinda have no I 它仍然會在相當血統 somehow 還挺有沒有我 especially recently 不知何故 Im not being I don't blame you 尤其是最近 don't 我不是為我不怪你 maybe it's my fault 別 maybe it's yours 也許是我的錯 I mean we used have so much fun as I remember 也許是你的 you remember how I 我的意思是,我們使用有這麼多的樂趣,我記得 you used to be so energetic and stuff 你還記得我 and used to be so reative you know 你曾經是那麼精力充沛和東西 stuff like that 並且曾經是那麼reative你知道 used to be really fun 這樣的東西 you know I mean 以前是真的很好玩 but nowaday it's just you know 你知道我的意思 if there's any chance 但今時今日,它只是你知道 that we can somehow kind of 如果有任何機會 you know go back to 我們能夠以某種方式種 so maybe it's my fault 你知道回去 maybe I'm not getting you enough attention 所以也許這是我的錯 maybe you know it's like 也許我沒有得到你足夠的重視 you know 也許你知道它像 the thing you think about this is also have something to do with 你知道 just not have that kind of chemistry anymore 你想想這個事情也有事情做與 you know 只是沒有那種化學了 we used to understand each other so perfectly 你知道 even on the bed 我們用來了解對方如此完美 I have to say even on the bed 甚至在床上 nowadays it's just like 我不得不說,即使上了床 just don't know if I'm not just satisfying you enough or 現在它就像 if you're used to something 只是不知道,如果我不只是滿足你足夠或 or maybe I need to find something new 如果你已經習慣了的東西 so I feel alive again 也許我需要找到一些新的東西 or something like that 所以我覺得再活著 you know 或者類似的東西 like 你知道 The party places in the ballet place 喜歡 It's perfect opportunity to have a lot of fun 在芭蕾舞地方黨的地方 and Justin who is the temperature in Italy 這是有很多樂趣絕佳機會 show you the opportunity 和Justin誰是意大利的溫度 now remember what the issue of John and his girlfriend did 告訴你的機會 don't you 現在還記得約翰和他的女友的問題做了 kind of walk remember 你不 you like I know what I mean you 那種走路記得 probably happen to one of the weld 你想我明白我的意思你 a kind of fly to use them for stimulation 可能發生在焊縫中的一個 I mean 一種飛將其用於刺激 nothing they were eating in icing good 我的意思是 was getting into say something blue 什麼他們吃的時候在結冰好 something under the influence of no idea I have no idea 是進入發言權藍色的東西 I have no idea anyway 一些不知道的影響下,我也沒辦法 that any way home I got it was a pretty 我不知道反正 f****** a sobriety mean 17 oz in a dog does 那家什麼辦法得到它是一個相當 semen stain dose kinds of States to Sweden F ******清醒平均17盎司狗呢 to wash apples Betsy's death 精液染色劑量種國家瑞典 gotta 洗蘋果貝琪的死亡 gotta 得 yeah that's part of the lights 得 let's lot of fun deep for the people over 耶那的燈光部分 still have fun indeeed 讓我們很多樂趣深為人民過的 like people a world 仍然有樂趣indeeed most of the people haven't seen for a long time 喜歡的人的世界 and wants to see for quite a while 大多數人還沒有看到很長一段時間 was something 並希望看到相當長一段時間 delete like to place 是什麼 my brother in law after they cut oats they do music too 刪除喜歡的地方 after that they got totally drunk 我的姐夫後,他們削減他們做的音樂太燕麥 and regular people go over the steering wheel 之後,他們得到了完全醉了 Marks 和普通的人走了過來方向盤 as in the computer azan YouTube music 商標 still you know 如在電腦在手機上的YouTube音樂 wise enough to play usually what's the meaning 還是你知道 of this anything anything goes 足夠的智慧,平時玩什麼意思 Indiana 這個東西怎麼都行 fixed it just our place looks like 印地安那 to go to Mr Frank Garvey got the cleaning in the day 固定它只是我們的地方看起來像 and the next day 去弗蘭克先生加維得到了清潔的一天 hooray hooray for Filipino workers who didn't give us a bad 和第二天 for this woman is basic the Werehog 萬歲萬歲菲律賓工人誰沒有給我們一個不好的 over with the hanging out 這個女人是基本的Werehog like Jeffrey people that decided to decide to sleep over 在與掛出 and they decide to leave much early 像杰弗裡人們決定決定在睡覺 and in the end we were drinking as soon as a screening of Oakleys up 他們決定離開早得多 and I was like okay 並且在最後我們盡快飲用為奧克萊的篩分起來 well I know I'm paying your last 我很喜歡沒事 pill of the month and I would have to pay you in Miami 好,我知道我付你的最後 when does the stand in their own country 每月的藥丸,我會支付你在邁阿密 you know 什麼時候該擋在自己的國家 I would be to keep up the whole 你知道 you know 我會跟上整個 map it mean you know Margo does freedom over and you know 你知道 everybody loves them 映射它的意思是你知道馬戈不自由了,你知道 but still you know 每個人都喜歡他們 the they are pretty infamous good 但你仍然知道 for causing a huge mess 對他們是相當不錯的臭名昭著 fortunately mean for sending out 對於造成巨大的混亂 an abortion control 幸好意味著送出 cool Cologne in the living room 墮胎控制 then 在客廳科隆降溫 the song home magic me follow me the way 然後 to work themselves out 曲家魔術我跟我的方式 to the rooftop 給自己制定出 the beginning 到天台 you remember how much 6300 review 開始 haven't seen that 你還記得6300多少回顧 well I said that 還沒有看到, you know 好,我說, it was basically a landmine field 你知道 of that offer by herself 它基本上是一個地雷場 so 這一提議由她自己的 well 所以 I would like to have the same job 好 after the happiest vagina have right now 我想有相同的工作 but then you know 後最開心的陰道現在所擁有的 suppose 但你知道 one who are the judges they want to be 假設 of the one to be except maybe is it going to 一個誰是他們想成為法官 have a choice of the Lycans 一個要除外,也許是它要 banished to being a sitting position 有Lycans的選擇 that I saw the time 放逐到作為一個坐姿 I mean you know 我看到的時候 factory jobs 我的意思是你知道 what sign new people who didn't play with working 工廠工作 that would be cool 什麼牌子的新人們誰沒有工作與玩 I wouldn't but 那將是很酷 It's just my opinion 我不會,但 for forgiveness from Stockton that would be cool 這只是我的意見 I would never like to be a cleaner 從斯托克頓寬恕那將是很酷 just may be like that can your boat NC 我不會想成為一個更清潔 buy from that 只可能是這樣可以你的船數控 makes me thinking about whole that stuff 從購買 like 讓我想整個的東西 see 喜歡 destiny even 看 maybe like you know 即使命運 if you are born into like a poor family 也許像你知道 and you don't forget much is a caisson 如果你出生就像一個貧窮的家庭 and like 而且你別忘了多少是一個沉箱 does the point 而像 imagine the situation when you stuck 做點 in one 想像一下這種情況,當你被困 point 在一個 in your life and you don't really have any 點 possibilities of progressing 在你的生活,你真的沒有任何 nothing was the night 進展的可能性 I don't really know our cleaner that much 什麼是夜 but you know she 我真的不知道我們的清潔劑,多 I don't know Im just wondering 但你知道她 but the headlights of a choice in her life 我不知道我只是想知道 and she f***** 但選擇在她的生活大燈 a dog that use Google Voice has right now and it's fine 她f ***** or maybe she can for volume for family 使用谷歌語音狗有現在和它的罰款 and she never really had 也許她可以為音量家庭 is the possibility to go anywhere further 她從來沒有真正有 so 是的可能性,以進一步去任何地方 different situations 所以 but what does human potential 不同的情況 like 但到底是什麼人的潛能 you know 喜歡 the potentials to do something great for Humanity 你知道 of course 潛力做一些偉大的人類 I'm in it comes out what does 當然 incineration define stylist like no known 我在它出來做什麼 everywhere in the world 焚燒定義一樣,沒有知名造型師 for being the genius scientist 在世界各地 before he was born 為是天才科學家 nobody can say like in OK businesses 他出生之前, in every kiss every newborn could look the same 沒有人可以說像在確定企業 Nike stinky smelling 在每一個吻每一個新生兒可能看起來是一樣的 like if you would become a genius 耐克聞臭 innocent people do some people dont 就像如果你想成為一個天才 and some people do spontaneously 無辜的人做一些人們不 some people just like the smart guy 有的人自發地做 guy for example you know 有些人只是喜歡這個聰明的傢伙 the guy who invented Facebook 小伙比如你知道 he's a 是誰發明的Facebook的傢伙 he's not even 30 you know 他是一個 and he just came out 他甚至沒有30你知道 into this ideas 他剛出來的時候 that like revolution like 這個想法 communication system 像革命一樣 if you use to 通訊系統 I mean come on 如果你用它來 right now I mean 我的意思是來吧 everybody I mean 現在我的意思是 everybody everybody in the civil life was like Facebook 大家我的意思是 you know this guy 大家每個人都在民間生活是像Facebook came up with his idea 你知道這傢伙 because he was in the movie 2 提出了他的想法 of course pretty good movie 因為他在電影2 sexy n 900 Soundtrack so 當然相當不錯的電影 that some you look up for 性感Ñ900原聲如此 listening to this day 一些你仰望的 and well you know 聽著這一天 he just came up with this idea you know 和那麼你知道 social sync between students in his university 他只是想出了這個主意你知道 and then you know 學生在他的大學之間的社會同步 it just gets picked up 然後你知道 and like you know 它只是撿起 and listen to this is like 而像你知道 that people have sex with Eve 而聽這就像 realize 人們不得不與夏娃做愛 whole idea that this is something that people have actually 實現 wanted 整個想法,這是人們反倒 like even if 通緝 if they realize you know but they didn't they still like kind of 就像即使 everybody use facebook these days 如果他們知道你知道,但他們沒有,他們還是喜歡那種 so easy to communicate with your friends no matter where you are 每個人都使用Facebook的這些日子 interacting with customers shaking like 很容易與您的朋友進行溝通,無論您身在何處 can Formica rich family or something 與客戶搖得像互動 and they like you know this 可以豐富蟻族或東西 was no accident or not 他們喜歡你知道這 he made up his mind himself 沒有意外或不 just like you know 他打定主意自己 purely by I don't know if it's an accident or not 就像你知道的 but it just like one idea that changes everything 純粹是我不知道這是否是意外或不 TAIPEI IS A CITY RICH WITH HISTORY AND TRADITION. 但它就像一個想法,改變一切 AMONG THESE TRADITIONS ARE 台北是一個市豐盛 歷史和傳統。 SEVERAL ANCIENT METHODS FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT. 在這些傳統是 SO, I'M GOING TO SNAKE ALLEY, 幾種古老的方法 男性增強。 WHERE THEY TRADE IN TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE. SO,我要去華西街, TRY A LITTLE BIT OF SNAKE. 在那裡他們貿易 中醫藥。 THERE'S BONES IN IT. TRY蛇一點點。 OW! 那裡的骨頭在裡面。 MMM. 嗷! OH, TURTLES! MMM。 WHOA. OH,海龜! LOOK AT THOSE DEAD TURTLE HEADS. 哇。 GOD! 看看那些死龜的頭。 [ LAUGHTER ] GOD! THAT THING'S LIKE 13" LONG. [笑] HERE WE GO. 那東西就像13"長。 THAT'S NOT BAD. HERE WE GO。 THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, YEAH. 這不是壞事。 OKAY. DOWN THE HATCH. 這實際上 還不錯,是的。 IT'S LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FULL OF BALLS. 還好。上下影線。 UGH. 它就像一個櫻桃 番茄充滿了球。 I HAVE NO IDEA, DUDE. UGH。 [ CHUCKLES ] 我不知道,伙計。 UGH. [笑] AFTER EATING ROOSTER TESTICLES UGH。 IN SNAKE ALLEY, I NEED A DRINK. 食味公雞睾丸後 I FOUND A BAR WHERE A LOCAL 華西街,我需要喝一杯。 TAIWANESE GIRL WAS WILLING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SIZE. 我發現一個酒吧,一個局部 AH. SIZE? 台灣女孩願意 給我談大小。 UH-HUH. AH。尺寸是多少? OKAY. 嗯。 THE SIZE. 還好。 AH, WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A BIT SHY SOMETIMES. 的大小。 YEAH. YEAH. 啊,好,我不得不說, 我是一個有點害羞的時候。 DO, LIKE, A LOT OF AMERICAN GUYS, LIKE, HIT ON YOU? YEAH。 YEAH。 NO? DO,類似物,許多美國 老友一樣,HIT你嗎? I FIND THAT INCREDIBLY HARD TO BELIEVE. NO? NO, NO, NO. 我發現令人難以置信 很難相信。 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE, LIKE, ATTRACTIVE? NO,NO,NO。 YOU DON'T? 你覺得他們是, LIKE,有吸引力? YOU DON'T THINK AMERICAN MEN ARE ATTRACTIVE? 你不這樣做? DAMN IT! 你不認為AMERICAN 男人都是有吸引力? WHO DO YOU FIND THE MOST ATTRACTIVE? 該死的! LIKE, WHAT KIND OF GUYS? 誰做你找到 最有吸引力? LIKE, ASIAN GUYS OR...? 喜歡,有什麼傢伙樣的? I PREFER BLACK GUYS. LIKE,亞洲GUYS還是...? YOU PREFER BLACK GUYS? 我喜歡黑人球員。 YEAH. 你喜歡黑人球員? DO YOU LIKE THE BIGGER PENIS? YEAH。 IS THAT...? 你喜歡更大的陰莖? NO. 是......? FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LIKE THIS PERSON. NO。 RIGHT, RIGHT. 首先,你必須 喜歡這個人。 THEN YOU WILL SEE HIS PENIS, 對,對。 AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE A GIFT. 然後你會看到他的陰莖, IT'S LIKE A GIFT. 它的東西喜歡的禮物。 YEAH, YOU OPEN YOUR GIFTS, 它就像一個禮物。 AND SOMETIMES IT'S "OOH!" AND SOMETIMES "AH." 是啊,你打開你的禮物, [ LAUGHS ] 有時它的"戶外"! 有時"啊。" BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PRETEND THAT IT'S, "WOW!" [笑] RIGHT, RIGHT. 但你還是要 假裝IT'S,"哇!" YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 對,對。 DID YOU KNOW THAT A 500-POUND YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。 SILVERBACK GORILLA HAS A 3-CENTIMETER PENIS, WHEREAS 您是否知道,一個500磅 HUMANS HAVE A 13-CENTIMETER PENIS? SILVERBACK大猩猩有 3厘米長的陰莖,而 [ SLOOP! ] 人類有 13-CENTIMETER的陰莖? THIS IS DUE TO A PHENOMENON SCIENTISTS CALL SEXUAL [單桅帆船! ] SELECTION. 這是由於這種現象 科學家稱之為有性 HUMAN FEMALES TEND TO PREFER MATES WITH BIGGER PENISES. 選擇。 SO, OVER TIME, THE HUMAN PENIS 人類女性傾向於選擇 與隊友BIGGER陰莖。 HAS EVOLVED TO A SIZE WAY BIGGER THAN NECESSARY. SO,隨著時間推移,人類陰莖 [ DING! ] 已經發展到一個尺寸路徑 大於必要的。 AND THAT'S MY PROBLEM -- NO [丁! ] WOMAN WILL EVER CHOOSE ME OVER A 這是我的問題 - NO GUY WITH A BIGGER DICK. 女人永遠不會選擇我了一個 IT'S HUMAN NATURE. 的傢伙,一個更大的傢伙。 SO, TODAY I'M MORE DETERMINED 是人的天性。 THAN EVER TO FIND A CURE FOR MY PROBLEM. 所以,今天我更加堅定 I THINK THIS IS IT. 比以往任何時候查找 治愈我的問題。 THIS IS MASTER TU'S STUDIO. 我認為這是IT。 HI. MASTER TU? 這是一種主恩的工作室。 YEAH. 嗨。主恩? YEAH. I'M PATRICK. YEAH。 HI. HOW ARE YOU? YEAH。我是帕特里克。 THANK YOU. 嗨。 HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING WITH ME. 謝謝。 WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU GUYS PRACTICE HERE? 謝謝你這麼多的 會見我。 AND WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS THAT 到底是什麼動議 你們實務這裡? SOMEONE CAN GET FROM DOING THESE THINGS? ?有什麼好處, MASTER TU LEARNED THE ANCIENT 某人可以從 做這些事情? METHOD OF PENIS WEIGHT HANGING 主恩學到的古 THROUGH HIS FATHER'S TEACHINGS. 方法陰莖吊重 BY LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH YOUR 通過他的父親的教誨。 PENIS, YOU INCREASE YOUR BODY'S BY舉重與您 NATURAL ENERGY AND PENIS LENGTH. 陰莖,你增加你身體的 SO, IT ACTUALLY DOES INCREASE YOUR SIZE? 自然能源和陰莖長度。 SO, IF I WERE TO TRY IT FOR MY 因此,它實際上做 增加你的尺寸是多少? FIRST TIME, IT WOULD BE JUST VERY SMALL AMOUNT. 所以,如果我要嘗試它為我 LIKE THIS. THIS SIZE? 第一次,這將是 JUST極少量。 THAT'S -- THIS IS PRETTY -- 像這樣。這個尺寸? MASTER TU IS GONNA START ME OUT THAT'S - 這是相當 - WITH A 5-POUND LIFT, BUT FIRST I 主恩就開始和我出去 NEED TO WARM UP MY CHI. 用5磅重的升降機,但首先我 SO, MASTER TU AND HIS ASSISTANT 需要溫暖了我遲。 TAKE ME THROUGH THE PROCESS. SO,主恩和他的助手 RUB. RUB. RUB. TAKE ME經歷的過程。 RUB? RUB? RUB。 RUB。 RUB。 NOW I SLAP IT? RUB? RUB? [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 現在,我打它? [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] [講中文] HOW I SHOULD TIE IT? [講中文] OKAY. 我應該怎麼配合它? OKAY! 還好。 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 好呀! OH, MAN. [笑著]是啊。 OH, MAN. 哦,天啊。 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 哦,天啊。 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] [呼氣大幅] STAND. STAND. [深呼吸] ALL THE WAY UP? STAND。 STAND。 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 一路攀升? SWING? [講中文] ROCK A LITTLE BIT. SWING? [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] ROCK一點點。 I'M CRAZY. [呼氣大幅] I AM CRAZY. 我瘋了。 HOW'S IT FEEL? 我瘋了。 FEELS ALL RIGHT. 怎麼是什麼感覺? [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 感覺是對的。 THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. [深呼吸] THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 這實際上是發生了。 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 這一切真的發生。 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] [深呼吸] YEAH. YEAH. [講中文] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] YEAH。 YEAH。 AH. [呼氣大幅] [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] AH。 HE SAID, OKAY, BESIDES, THE [講中文] PAIN DOWN THERE, DO YOU FEEL 他說,還好,此外, LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY'S BEEN RE-INVIGORATED? 痛那裡,你覺得 I FEEL LIKE VERY LIGHT, LIKE LIKE你的整個身體的 被重新盤活? VERY, UH -- ALSO VERY SWEATY. 我感覺非常輕,像 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 非常,UH - 也很多汗。 HE SAID THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN. [講中文] THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN? 他說,這就是 激素正式啟動。 I CAN FEEL IT WORKING. 這就是 激素正式啟動? THEY'RE ABOUT READY. 我能感覺到它的工作。 [ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ] 他們正要準備。 HOW MUCH IS THIS? [交談中國] THAT'S 20 KILOGRAMS. 這個多少錢? SO, IT'S CLOSE TO 350. THAT'S 20公斤。 CLOSE TO 350 POUNDS. SO,它接近350。 [ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ] 關閉到350磅。 [ APPLAUSE ] [交談中國] THAT'S -- THAT IS AMAZING. [掌聲] THAT -- [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] THAT'S - 這是驚人的。 THAT IS AMAZING. 動議 - [講中文] WOW. 這是驚人的。 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 哇。 THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE HUGE. [講中文] WHILE WEIGHT-HANGING SEEMED PROMISING, THAT GUY'S JUNK 這傢伙一定是巨大的。 DIDN'T LOOK TOO GREAT, AND MINE 而對體重掛似乎 有希望的,那傢伙的垃圾 KIND OF FEELS LIKE A PAIR OF OLD SHOELACES. 沒看太偉大了,礦 WHOA! 形式的感覺就像一個 一雙舊鞋帶。 HEY, FUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 哇! DON'T... BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE. 嘿,FUCKER,你在幹什麼? WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE LAST COUNTRY ON OUR JOURNEY. 請勿...但還是有希望。 PAPUA NEW GUINEA IS ONE OF THE 真心對我們的方式到最後 國家旅程。 MOST REMOTE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD. 巴布亞新幾內亞之一 SEVERAL OF THE TRIBES HERE HAVE 最偏遠的國家 在世界上。 TRADITIONAL VIRILITY RITUALS 幾個部落這邊有 HANDED DOWN FROM PRE-COLONIAL TIMES. 傳統壯陽RITUALS OUR GUIDE IS PROFESSOR GIL HERDT, THE 傳世 在前殖民時期。 FOREMOST ANTHROPOLOGIST WORKING IN THE COUNTRY. 我們的導遊是一名教授 GIL HERDT,本 THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT 首要的人類學家 任職於國家。 WAYS IN WHICH THE PENIS REPRESENTS POWER... YEAH. 有這麼多不同 ...REPRESENTS DOMINATION, REPRESENTS... 方法,使陰莖 代表權力...是啊。 MASCULINITY. ,聲明... 統治,代表著... ...MASCULINITY. 陽剛之氣。 SAMBIA WILL TELL THE STORY -- ...陽剛之氣。 THIS IS THE TRIBE THAT I WORK WITH IN NEW GUINEA. 桑比亞會講故事 - MM-HMM. 這是TRIBE我 工作,在新幾內亞。 AND I KNEW A LOT OF WARRIORS MM-HMM模型。 WHO REALLY HAD KILLED, WHO REALLY HAD LED BATTLES. 我知道勇士了很多 THEY WOULD SAY THAT, WHEN CHARGING INTO BATTLE, THE 究竟誰殺害了,世衛組織 真的有LED戰役。 WARRIOR WHO WAS USUALLY THE WAR 他們會說,當 直闖戰鬥中, LEADER, WOULD HAVE AN ERECTION... HMM. 戰士他通常THE WAR ...WHICH SYMBOLIZED HIS 領導者,將有勃起... HMM模型。 ABILITY TO WIN OVER ON HIS ENEMY. ......這代表了他的 AND IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO GET 有能力贏 OVER開他的敵人。 THE LIFE ESSENCE OF A GUY... MM-HMM. 如果你真的想要得到 ...AFTER YOU ATTACKED HIM AND 一間傢伙生命精華... MM-HMM模型。 HE WAS DYING AND HE WAS HAVING ...後,你攻擊他, SPASMS IN HIS BODY AND HE HAD AN 他是死亡,他有 ERECTION, YOU TRIED TO GET THE SEMEN. 在他的身體痙攣,他有一個 AND IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT INTO 勃起,你試過 為了得到精液。 YOUR BODY, YOU GOT HIS POWER. 如果你能TAKE THAT INTO AND THE NOTION WAS NOT FOCUSED 你身上,你得到了他的動力。 ON THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS. 與這一概念的不集中 AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN. 對你的陰莖的大小。 BUT IT APPEARS TO BE COMING UP NOW. 據我知道, 並沒有真正發生。 I MEAN, IF YOU GO -- IN A 但它似乎 BE上來了。 SOCIETY WHERE YOU, YOU KNOW, HUNDREDS AND MAYBE EVEN 我的意思是,如果你去 - 在一個 THOUSANDS OF YEARS THINKING THAT 社會裡,你,你知道, 數百,甚至 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, HOW DO THESE 年十萬以為 IDEAS, THESE SEEDS, GET PLANTED 這並不重要,如何做這些 IN THE MEN'S HEAD AND THEN IN THE WOMEN'S HEAD, TOO? IDEAS,這些種子,得到種植 HANDHELD CELLPHONES AND 在男裝部主管,並 在女子的頭,也? SEEING PORN STORES WITH BIG DICKS. 手持式手機和 MM-HMM. SEEING色情百貨 與大偵探。 THESE GUYS SORT OF TALKING MM-HMM模型。 ABOUT THESE PENIS IMPLANTS, 這些傢伙有點TALKING PUTTING THINGS IN THEIR PENIS. 這些陰莖植入物, AT FIRST, I DIDN'T QUITE BELIEVE 把東西放進他們的陰莖。 IT, AND THEN, THE MORE THEY 起初,我並不太相信 TALKED ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT -- 它,然後,他們越 AND THEN I SAW SOME PHOTOS. 談到這一點,我認為 - MM-HMM. 然後,我看到了一些照片。 AND SO I SAID TO THEM, "WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?" MM-HMM模型。 AND THIS IS WHAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE UNTIL THEY TOLD ME. 所以我對他們說, "哪裡是這個未來的?" THEY SAID, "IT'S BECAUSE OUR 這就是我不 相信,直到他們告訴我。 GIRLFRIENDS SAY WE'RE TOO SMALL. 他們說,"這是因為我們的 AND I SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING." 女友說我們太小了。 SO, NOW WE'RE DRIVING OUT TO A REMOTE BUSH REGION. 我說,"你 一定是在開玩笑。" WE WILL MEET A TRIBE WHOSE 所以,現在我們正在駛出 到遠程BUSH地區。 TRADITIONS DATE BACK MANY CENTURIES. 我們會遇到一個部落誰的 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? HI! TRADITIONS追溯到 許多世紀。 YOU'RE FRIENDLY. HELLO。 HOW ARE YOU?您好! HEY, BUDDY. 你的友好。 THE VILLAGE SPANS ACROSS SEVERAL HUNDRED ACRES. 嘿,哥們。 UPON ENTERING, WE ARE MET WITH THE VILLAGE跨越 數三百多畝。 THE TRADITIONAL TRIBAL GREETING. 一旦進入,我們正與MET THIS IS THEIR EQUIVALENT TO A HANDSHAKE. 的傳統部落的問候。 [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 這是他們的等效 TO握手。 PAT, CAN YOU DO THAT? [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE] CAN I DO THAT? PAT,你能做到嗎? CAN I MAKE FIRE? 我能做到嗎? READY? WATCH THIS. 我可以做火? AH! 準備好了嗎?看這個。 AH! CHEATING. 啊! EH. 啊!作弊。 IT'S NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE. EH。 THE TRIBE HAS BEEN VERY WELCOMING. 它不是幾乎一樣令人印象深刻。 GIL TELLS THEM OF MY PROBLEM, 本族人一直以來都 非常歡迎。 AND THEY INTRODUCE ME TO THEIR WITCHDOCTOR. 大聲告訴他們我的問題, HE PREPARES A RITUAL AND PLEADS WITH THE GODS. 並且他們介紹我 他們的巫醫。 [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 他準備一個儀式和 懇求眾神。 [ WHOOPING ] [發言紅藍] IT SEEMS THAT THIS RITUAL IS [百日咳] MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL. 似乎這個儀式是 APPARENTLY, MOST TRIBES CARE FAR 更精神比物質。 MORE ABOUT FERTILITY THAN SIZE. 顯然,科技部TRIBES CARE FAR BUT THERE'S STILL A TRIBE THAT 更多關於生育率比大小。 MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION I'M LOOKING FOR. 但還是有一個部落 WE MEET UP WITH THE SAMBIA PEOPLE. 可能有解決方案 我在尋找。 THESE ARE GIL'S FRIENDS FOR 我們碰見 桑比亞民。 SEVERAL DECADES, AND THEY CLAIM 這些都是Gil的朋友 THAT ENLARGEMENTS ARE COMMON IN THIS REGION. 幾十年來,與他們聲稱 WHEN HE WAS A BOY, HE FELL DOWN FROM A TREE. 動議放大ARE 常見於這一地區。 HE WAS ABOUT 5. 當他還是個男孩,他 倒頭從樹上。 5 YEARS OLD. 他正要5。 AND HE FELL ON HIS SCROTUM 5歲。 AND SPLICED HIS SCROTUM OPEN. 倒在他的陰囊 AND THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING. 和拼接他的陰囊打開。 AND I WAS THE MEDICAL ASSISTANT 而且他們都笑了 和笑和笑。 TO THIS AREA AT THE TIME. 而我是醫療助理 SO, I SLUNG HIM UP OVER MY 到這個區域的時候。 SHOULDER, AND I CARRIED HIM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. 所以,我挎著他,在我 AND I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER MY BODY, FROM YOUR BALLS. 肩膀,我抱著 他下山。 WOW. 和我有血流了 我的身體,從你的球。 [ LAUGHTER ] 哇。 RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY. [笑] THE SAMBIA PEOPLE WELCOME ME TO THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD. 右。這是我的故事。 AND THEN DO THIS. 本桑比亞人民歡迎 我到他們的鄰里。 BAM! 然後執行此。 [ LAUGHTER ] BAM! THEN WE HEAD TO THE MARKET TO [笑] SEEK OUT ENLARGEMENT PROSPECTS. 隨後前往市場 [ CONVERSING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 尋求擴大前景。 YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM. [在交談 NATIVE LANGUAGE] AM PATRICK. 你向他解釋。 YOU CAN TALK SAMBIA ON PATRICK. 上午PATRICK。 THIS IS THE NUMBER YOU WANT. 你可以談桑比亞帕特里克。 OH, FOR THE -- YES. 這是你想要的數量。 REALLY? 哦,對於 - 是。 EXTEND. 真的嗎? FOR THE BIG -- YEAH, THE -- 伸展。 AND WHEN YOU DO THE PROCEDURE, 為大 - 是的, - THE NEEDLE -- HOW MANY TIMES DO 而當你做的程序, YOU PUT IT -- DO YOU PUT IT IN 機針 - 多少次, ONCE, PUT ALL THE OIL IN, OR DO 你把它 - 你把它放在 YOU HAVE TO GO INTO DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE PENIS? 一次,把所有的油,或DO I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES, SO... 10 SHOTS. 你必須去到不同的 陰莖的領域? 10 SHOTS. 我不喜歡針,所以... 10張。 THAT'S 50 MILS. 10張。 50 MILS, 10 SHOTS. THAT'S 50密耳。 ONE 5 MILLILITER, 10, 15, 20, 50密耳,10次出手。 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, TWO IN THE MIDDLE. ONE 5毫升,10,15,20, FROM THE MEN THAT YOU'VE 25,30,35,40,45,50, 兩個在中間。 DONE, DOES IT APPEAR TO BE A 從你男人 PAINFUL PROCEDURE, OR IS IT FAIRLY PAINLESS? DONE,它似乎是一個 AND IT'S SAFE. 痛苦的過程,或 就是它相當容易? IT'S A SAFE PROCEDURE. 而且它是安全的。 AND IT'S NOT SORE OR...? 這是一個安全程序。 AND IT DOESN'T, LIKE, LEAK OR ANYTHING? 並且它不是疼痛或...? NO. NO. 它不一樣, 洩漏或什麼嗎? OKAY. NO。 NO。 WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU...? 還好。 MM-HMM. 是你緊張的時候可以嗎..? JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD? MM-HMM模型。 CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE SYRINGE 血只是一點點? JUST SO I CAN SEE HOW MUCH? CAN你把它放在注射器 AND THAT'S -- SO, 10 OF THOSE? 只是讓我可以看到有多少? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF AND THAT'S - 所以,10那些? YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE, MAN. 你不必這樣做,如果 IT'S... [ SIGHS ] 你不覺得舒服,城域網。 OKAY. IT'S ... [嘆氣] SO, HOW -- SHOULD I STAND -- STAND UP? 還好。 I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW. 那麼,如何 - 我應該 STAND - 站起來嗎? OHH. 我好害怕,現在。 OKAY, UH... OKAY. OKAY. OHH。 OKAY. 好吧,呃...還行。還好。 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 還好。 AH, OKAY. HANG ON. YEAH。 YEAH。 YEAH。 [ SIGHS ] 啊,好吧。堅持下去。 MNH. I FEEL A LITTLE... I FEEL A LITTLE... [嘆氣] GO GET SOME FRESH AIR. MNH。我覺得有點... 我覺得有點... OKAY. HANG ON. GO散散心。 JUST ONE -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 還好。堅持下去。 OKAY. YEAH. OKAY. JUST ONE - 啊,是啊,是啊。 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 還好。 YEAH。還好。 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [清喉] DEFINITELY... DUDE, WOULD YOU DO THIS? [呼氣大幅] SHOULD I DO THIS? DEFINITELY ...老兄, 你會怎麼做? IS THIS FUCKING CRAZY? 我應該這樣做? I'M AFRAID TO EAT THE FUCKING FOOD HERE. 這是他媽的瘋了嗎? I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT GUY STICK A NEEDLE IN MY PENIS. 我怕吃 他媽的這裡的食物。 I'M NOT DOING IT. 我不會讓這種風範 把針在我的陰莖。 JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY AND TELL 我沒有這樣做。 HIM THAT I CAN'T DO IT. 只要給他錢,並告訴 DON'T WORRY. 他說,我不能這樣做。 OKAY. OKAY. 不要擔心。 I FEEL LIKE... 還好。還好。 WHEN I WAS STARING DOWN AT THAT 我覺得像... NEEDLE, I REALIZED JUST HOW 當我盯著那個 DESPERATELY I WANT THIS ENLARGEMENT. 針,我意識到是多麼 THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. 拼命I WANT 這種擴大。 BUT I HAVE TO DO IT A SMART WAY, A SAFE WAY. 這是我必須做的。 SO, I'M HEADED BACK TO KOREA. 但我必須這樣做一 聰明的辦法,以安全的方式。 APPARENTLY, IT'S THE 所以,我趕回韓國。 PLASTIC-SURGERY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 很顯然,這是 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 塑膠手術 資本天下。 SO, NOT ONLY DOES KOREA HAVE THE [ROCK音樂響起] SMALLEST PENISES IN THE WORLD. SO,不僅韓國有 THEY ALSO HAVE THE MOST PLASTIC SURGERY THAT GOES DOWN. 在世界上最小的陰莖。 SO, WE'VE COME TO THIS AREA. 他們也有大多數塑料 手術,停機。 THIS PARTICULAR DISTRICT HAS THE 因此,我們已經來到這個區域。 MOST PLASTIC-SURGERY CENTERS IN ALL THE WORLD. 這種特殊的新區的 I GOT SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT 大多數整形外科手術 中心在所有的世界。 THINKING TWICE TONIGHT 我得到了第二個想法關於 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HOPING. 三思而後行今晚 HOLY GRAIL. 這就是我們希望。 HI. 聖杯。 I'M HERE TO SEE DR. LEE. 嗨。 YEAH. 我是來拜訪的DR。李。 DON'T WORRY. YEAH。 OKAY. 不要擔心。 [ LAUGHS ] 還好。 RIGHT, RIGHT. [笑] MM-HMM. 對,對。 YEAH. MM-HMM. MM-HMM. MM-HMM模型。 [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] YEAH。 MM-HMM模型。 MM-HMM模型。 DR. LEE EXPLAINS THAT HIS [SPEAKING韓國] SURGERY IS DONE IN TWO WAYS. DR。李解釋說,他 ONE IS BY HARVESTING A SECTION 手術是DONE兩種方式。 OF SKIN AND FAT FROM A DEAD BODY 其一是通過收割節 AND ELONGATING THE PENIS WITH THE EXTRA FLESH. 皮膚和脂肪從一具屍體 THE OTHER AND MORE POPULAR 和長形陰莖 與額外的肉。 PROCEDURE INVOLVES HARVESTING 中其他及更受歡迎 FAT FROM THE PATIENT'S ABDOMEN 過程涉及收穫 AND INSERTING IT UNDER THE SKIN 脂肪在患者的腹部 OF THE PENIS SHAFT, THUS ADDING 並將其插入皮膚下 SEVERAL CENTIMETERS OF GIRTH AND 陰莖幹的,從而增加 A VERY NATURAL APPEARANCE. 圍長幾厘米 DR. LEE INVENTED THIS PROCEDURE, 一個很自然的外觀。 AND IT'S BECOME THE INDUSTRY STANDARD. DR。李發明此過程中, IT'S CONSIDERED TO BE VERY SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. 而且它成為 行業標準。 DR. LEE INVITES ME TO MEET ONE OF HIS CURRENT PATIENTS. 它被認為是 非常安全和有效。 [ LAUGHS ] DR。李邀請我MEET 他的一個電流的患者。 HI. HI. [笑] GOOD MORNING. 嗨。嗨。 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 早上好! [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] 早上好!早上好! [ CHUCKLES ] [SPEAKING韓國] MM-HMM, MM-HMM. [笑] OKAY. OH, YEAH. MM-HMM模型,MM-HMM模型。 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WOW. 還好。哦,是的。 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。哇。 YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU. [笑] THANK YOU. 啊,是啊。謝謝。 I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY BIG. 謝謝。 I MEAN, IF HE WAS REALLY SMALL 我是說,這是相當大的。 ENOUGH TO COME IN AND CONSIDER 我的意思是,如果他真的很小 HAVING THIS PROCEDURE DONE -- 足以進來,考慮 I MEAN, WHAT I SAW WAS, YOU 有了這個程序做了 - KNOW, PRETTY GIRTHY-LOOKING. 我的意思是,我看到的是,你 [ PHONE LINE RINGING ] 眾所周知,PRETTY GIRTHY好看。 YES? [電話線振鈴] WHAT UP, MAN? IT'S PAT. 是嗎? UH, NOTHING, DUDE. 怎麼了,伙計? IT'S PAT。 I WENT AND MET THIS DOCTOR, THE, UH,什麼都沒有,DUDE。 LIKE, PENIS-ENLARGEMENT GUY. 我去了,遇到了這個醫生,, HE'S LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS PENIS LIKE,陰莖增大的傢伙。 DOCTOR IN THE WORLD, AND HE LIKE 他就像最有名的陰莖 DEVELOPED THIS PROCEDURE. 醫生在這個世界,他像 HE DID IT. 開發的這個程序。 IT'S HIS -- LIKE, FROM HIS BRAIN, HE MADE IT UP. 他做到了。 [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 這是他的 - 像,從他 腦,他做不起來。 I FEEL LIKE IF MAYBE I CAN [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE] SEE HOW THE PROCEDURE IS DONE, 我覺得如果也許我可以 IT'LL KIND OF SETTLE MY FEARS A 怎麼看程序完成後, LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, IF I KNOW 它會形式的結算價我卻怕 WHAT, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MY DICK INTO. 點點,你知道,如果我知道 BUT, I MEAN, HE SAID IT'S 啥,你知道,我其實 讓我的迪克走進。 LIKE -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S LITERALLY NO PAIN. 但是,我是說,他說這是 YOU RECOVER IN LIKE A DAY. LIKE - 你知道,有 LITERALLY沒有痛苦。 SO, I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 你收回如一日。 HAVE YOU SEE BEFORE -- OPERATION? 所以,我的意思是, 不能說不好。 MNH-MNH. HAVE YOU SEE 前 - 操作? NO? MNH-MNH。 MNH-MNH. NO? FIRST TIME? MNH-MNH。 MM-HMM. 第一次? FOR THE EXPERIENCE? MM-HMM模型。 MNH-MNH. 為了體驗? [ VOMITS ] MNH-MNH。 [ COUGHING ] [嘔吐] DUDE, HERE. HERE. [咳嗽] [ SNIFFS ] 好傢伙,這裡。這裡。 [ CHUCKLES ] [嗅著] NO. NO WAY. [笑] YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU JUST STEP NO。沒辦法。 OUTSIDE YOURSELF AND KIND OF 你曾經有那些ONE MOMENTS,你只STEP TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING 外自己和形式的 AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST NOT 看看你在做什麼 BEING YOURSELF ANYMORE? 並意識到你只是不 AND HONESTLY, I DON'T REALLY 做自己了嗎? KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE ANYMORE. 和誠實,我真的不 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 知道我在做什麼 在這裡了。 EVERYTHING WE DO ISN'T WORKING. 我不明白 什麼它是關於。 I'M MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF 我們所做的一切不工作。 MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. 我正在做一個完整的傻瓜 WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME AFTER SEEING THIS FILM? 自己在前面 整個世界。 I LOOK LIKE AN INSECURE, WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME在看到這部電影嗎? NARCISSISTIC FREAK WITH A TINY DICK. 我看起來像一個沒有安全感, IT'S YOUR MOVIE! 自戀FREAK 一個微小的傢伙。 YEAH, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS 這是你的電影! COMING FROM A MILE AWAY, THEN YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS, MAN. 是的,如果你沒有看到這個 HEY, PATTY. 我來自一英里遠, 那麼你很健忘,城域網。 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 嘿,PATTY。 UM... I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 你怎麼樣? ABOUT THE FILM. 嗯......我一直有別的想法 IT'S JUST A LITTLE INTENSE. 關於影片。 SO, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I'M DONE. 這只是一個小激烈。 YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION OF 所以,我跟大家說 我受夠了。 MALE IDENTITY THAT IS BEYOND JUST YOU. 你問的問題 IT'S A BIG QUESTION. 男性身份動議 超越只是你。 SO I UNDERSTAND IT WOULD BE 這是一個大問題。 CONFUSING AT A CERTAIN POINT. 所以我理解這將是 BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY 混亂在某一點。 YOU WOULD GET THIS FAR AND THEN QUIT. 但我還是不明白為什麼 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 您將獲得本 遠,然後退出。 IT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, I GUESS. 我不知道我在做什麼。 IT'S ALL HARD, PATTY, YOU KNOW? 這是很難比我想像 這是要去,我猜。 I DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THE OLD 這一切都硬, PATTY,你知道嗎? HISTORY, BUT YOU WALKED OUT OF TWO S.A.T.s. 我不希望把了舊 YOU WANTED TO QUIT BASKETBALL. 歷史,但你走 出了兩個S.A.T.s. DID YOU QUIT? I CAN'T REMEMBER. 你想退出籃球。 YOU DID. 您是否退出?我不記得了。 I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOTALLY 你沒有。 DIFFERENT ADVICE THREE MONTHS 我將徹底給你 AGO, BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE 不同的建議三個月 REALLY GROWN FROM THE EXPERIENCE 前,但現在我覺得你已經 AND ASKING THE QUESTIONS. 真的長大從經驗中 AND, YOU KNOW, IN GROWTH, THERE ,問的問題。 IS PAIN, AND IT'S PAINFUL RIGHT 而且,你知道,在增長,但 NOW, BUT JUST KEEP GROWING. 是痛苦的,和它的PAINFUL權 DON'T GIVE UP. 現在,只是保持增長。 WHY DOES SIZE MATTER SO MUCH? 不要放棄。 AND WHERE DOES THIS OBSESSION COME FROM? 為什麼事情並SIZE這麼多? AND HOW CAN YOU HELP PEOPLE WHO FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT? 與這哪裡 痴迷從何而來? THERE'S NO GOOD WAY FOR ME TO 你怎麼能幫助別人 人,覺得這樣呢? GET A BIGGER DICK, BUT MAYBE I 我們沒有什麼好辦法,我 CAN FIND A WAY TO LIVE WITH THE ONE I'VE GOT. 得到一個更大的雞巴,但也許我 IN NEW YORK, THERE'S A MAN THAT I'M TERRIFIED TO MEET. 可以找到一個方式去生活 隨著一:我已經有了。 HIS NAME IS JONAH FALCON, AND HE 在紐約,有一個人 我很害怕見面。 HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PENIS. 他的名字叫約拿獵鷹,他 AS FAR AS YOU KNOW, IS YOURS LIKE THE BIGGEST? 擁有世界上最大的陰莖。 AS FAR AS I KNOW. 至於你知道, YOURS喜歡BIGGEST? IT WAS MEASURED ON CAMERA 13 1/2". 據我知道。 WITHOUT USING A RULER, I GO FROM 它是測量 攝像機13 1/2"。 HERE TO HERE, AND I'M AT THIS THICKNESS. 如果不使用一把尺子,我如何開始 HOW HAS HAVING A PENIS THAT LARGE CHANGED YOUR LIFE? 這裡到這裡,我 AT這個厚度。 WELL, I WAS 8" WHEN I WAS 10, 如何具有陰莖 大型CHANGED你的生活? SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE NORMALCY FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 好吧,我是8"當我10, RIGHT. 所以它是有點像的 正常對我來說,你知道嗎? THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES 右。 IS PEOPLE'S REACTION TO ME. 唯一的變化 MM-HMM. IS人的反應給我。 YOU KNOW? MM-HMM模型。 SO, IT MAKES SEX EASIER. 你知道嗎? IT DOESN'T MAKE RELATIONSHIPS EASIER. 因此,它不做性別更容易。 YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD RELATIONSHIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM 它不會使 關係更容易。 HAVE REALLY LASTED MORE THAN, SAY, EIGHT MONTHS. 你知道,我已經有 關係,但他們都沒有 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 真的歷時 不是,比方說,八個月。 I MEAN, PEOPLE TEND NOT TO 為什麼你認為那是什麼? THINK OF ME IN THAT SORT OF WAY, YOU KNOW? 我的意思是,人往往不 THEY TEND TO THINK OF ME AS MORE ME在該THINK 排序的方式,你知道嗎? OF A, YOU KNOW, "LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S LIKE." 他們往往把我當成更多 SO, IT'S MORE OF LIKE A CURIOSITY, FASCINATION. 一間,你知道,"LET'S 看看他的喜歡。" BASICALLY, YEAH. 因此,它就像一個多 好奇心,令人嚮往。 RIGHT. 基本上,YEAH。 I MEAN, I'VE HAD ONE PARTNER SAY, "I DON'T LOVE YOU. 右。 I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME." 我的意思是,我有一個合作夥伴 說:"我不愛你。 MM-HMM. 我只是想讓你操我。" YOU KNOW? MM-HMM模型。 WHICH IS REALLY A -- THAT'S 你知道嗎? REALLY A BULLET TO MY HEART BECAUSE -- RIGHT. 這確實是阿 - 這就是 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THERE'S SOMETHING DEEPER, BUT 一個真正的子彈向我的心 由於 - 右。 APPARENTLY IT'S -- YOU KNOW, 你知道,我認為 有什麼東西更深,但 WHERE I THINK IT'S HERE, THEY 顯然這是 - 你知道, THINK IT'S HERE, IN TERMS OF DEPTH. 在這裡我認為這是在這裡,他們 I MEAN, I HEAR YOU. 認為這是在這裡, 在深度方面。 I MEAN, LIKE, I HAVEN'T REALLY 我的意思是,我聽你的。 HAD VERY MANY SUBSTANTIAL 我意思是,像,我還沒有真正 RELATIONSHIPS, AND IT IS FAIRLY 有非常很多實質性的 OBVIOUS NOW THAT I AM PROBABLY 關係,它是相當 MAYBE A LITTLE BELOW WHAT IS AVERAGE. 很明顯現在就動議:我大概 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVE 也許有點低於 何為平均。 BEEN BROACHED BY THIS TOPIC BY 不管相信與否,我都 OTHER GUYS, AS WELL, AND ONE OF 曾被開始討論這一專題 MY FAVORITES IS, "MAN, IF I HAD WHAT YOU HAD --" 其他人,以及,和一種 AND MY ANSWER IS, "WHAT? 我最喜歡的是,"男人,如果 我有什麼樣的你有 - " WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 我的回答是,"什麼? WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT? 你會怎麼做? IT WOULD BE YOU PLUS A FEW EXTRA 會有什麼不同? INCHES, BUT GUESS WHAT. 一定是你加了一些額外的 YOU'RE STILL YOU. 英寸,但你猜怎麼著。 AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIKE YOU EITHER WAY." 你還是你自己。 IT STARTED AS "PICKLE." 和人民GONNA LIKE YOU無論哪種方式。" MM-HMM. 它開始作為"泡菜"。 AND THAT PISSED ME OFF, AND I FELT IT IMMEDIATELY. MM-HMM模型。 LIKE, THE HIGH SCHOOL RAGE CAME BACK. 並且那生氣我了, 我覺得它馬上。 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DOCUMENTARY? LIKE,高中 RAGE回來。 I DON'T KNOW. 你為什麼要這麼做 這部紀錄片? [ LAUGHS ] 我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW. [笑] IT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE. 我不知道。 IT HASN'T BEEN GREAT. 這聽起來像一個真正的 不愉快的經歷。 I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH. 但一直很棒。 AND THAT KIND OF STARTED THIS WHOLE PROJECT. 我會告訴你這麼多。 I'M NOW UNDER THE IMPRESSION 而這種開工 這整個項目。 THAT PROBABLY I'M LIKE A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE. 我現在下的印象 HALF OF EVERYONE IS. ,大概我就像一個 稍低於平均水平。 RIGHT. RIGHT. UM -- AND "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE. 半大家IS。 "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE? 右。右。 UM - 與 "過小"是相對的。 TOO SMALL FOR HER. "過小"是相對的? RIGHT. 太小了她。 WE'VE PASSED THIS POINT WHERE 右。 THE MALE BODY, ONCE UPON A TIME, 我們已經通過了這個地步, WAS NOT SUBJECT TO A CRITICAL GAZE. 男性的身體,曾幾何時, AND NOW IT IS. 並不受 一個關鍵的目光。 AND NOW MEN'S GENITALS ARE A 而現在是。 SUBJECT OF SCRUTINY AND DEBATE 現在男人的生殖器是一個 AND, YOU KNOW, THUMBS UP OR 科目審查和辯論的 THUMBS DOWN, IN A WAY THAT THEY 而且,你知道,拇指向上或 DIDN'T USED TO BE, AND IN THE 大拇指朝下,在某種程度上,他們 WAY THAT TITS ALWAYS WERE. 沒有曾經是,並且在 SHE HAD GOOD TITS. 方式,山雀過去如此。 SHE HAS BAD TITS. 她有好山雀。 SHE HAS BIG TITS. 她有壞山雀。 SHE HAS A NICE RACK. 她有一雙大山雀。 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NICE RACK. 她有一個尼斯架。 WHERE DO YOU THINK THESE KIND 她不HAVE A NICE架。 OF IDEAS ARE COMING FROM? 那麼你認為這幾樣 WELL, WE LIVE IN A PORN-IFIED CULTURE. 的想法是從哪裡來? MM-HMM. 好了,我們生活在一個 色情化了文化。 PORN IS A SKEWED SAMPLE. MM-HMM模型。 PEOPLE AREN'T SEEING A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF 色情IS偏態樣本。 PENISES ANYWHERE. 人都沒有看到 具有代表性的樣板 ALL THEY'RE SEEING IS PORN PENISES. 陰莖的任何地方。 WELL, THE FIRST PENIS I EVER 所有他們看到 IS色情陰莖。 SAW LOOKED LIKE IT HAD CRASHED LANDED ON THIS PLANET. 那麼,第陰莖我曾經 [ LAUGHS ] 聲表面波看起來似乎已經墜毀 降落在這個星球上。 AND IT, YOU KNOW, THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. [笑] AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WITH 與它,你知道, 思想和感情。 GUYS WHO HAVE THAT PENIS. 而且,你知道,我一直在與 AND IT'S NOT FUN. 大老爺們有陰莖。 I THINK GUYS HAVE THIS IDEA 而且這不好玩。 THAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND, 我認為球員有這樣的想法 WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THEIR PENISES. 當他們不在身邊, THE SIZE OF THEIR PENISES. 婦女不斷TALKING 關於自己的陰莖。 I THINK POP CULTURE GIVES GUYS THAT IDEA. 他們的陰莖的大小。 I'M A FAG, AND I HANG OUT WITH 我THINK POP CULTURE GIVES傢伙的想法。 WOMEN WHEN THERE AREN'T STRAIGHT GUYS AROUND. 我是FAG,我掛出 AND IT ALMOST NEVER COMES UP. 婦女在沒有 直的球員大約。 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE FAMOUS 它幾乎從未出現。 STUDY THAT SHOWED THAT WOMEN -- 你要知道,有一個著名 THE LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN 研究顯示,女性 - WITH SMALL PENISES REPORTED HIGHER LEVELS OF SEXUAL MEN的長期合作夥伴 SATISFACTION THAN LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN WITH 與小陰莖呈報 性較高水平 ABOVE-AVERAGE PENISES... HMM. 滿意度比長期 男裝與合作夥伴 ...BECAUSE THE GUYS WITH 高於平均水平的陰莖... HMM模型。 SMALLER PENISES DIDN'T JUST RELY ...因為球員與 ON THEIR MAGIC DICKS TO GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OF, SMALLER陰莖並沒有僅僅依靠 NECESSARILY. 對他們的魔法迪克斯 得到他們的女朋友, RIGHT. 未必。 THEY FELT LIKE THEY HAD TO GO 右。 THE -- MAKE SOME EXTRA EFFORT. 他們覺得像他們不得不去 YOU HAD TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX. 本 - 做一些額外的工作。 I WAS WITH A GUY WHO HAD A SMALL 你必須知道如何做愛。 DICK, WHO WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 我是跟一個傢伙有一個小 I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS DICK. DICK,誰也不會 SHUT UP一下吧。 I REALLY DIDN'T. 我不關心 他的雞巴的大小。 BUT LISTENING TO HIM COMPLAIN 我真的沒有。 ABOUT HIS DICK AND PROJECT HIS 但聽他抱怨 INSECURITIES ONTO ME ALL THE 關於他的迪克和他的項目 TIME WAS EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING. 不安全感ONTO我所有的 I WAS FINE WITH HIS DICK. 時間在感情上吃力。 I WASN'T FINE WITH HIS ASSUMPTION THAT I WASN'T FINE 我是細跟他的傢伙。 WITH HIS DICK, AND EVENTUALLY IT 我是不是精細與他 假設我是不精 CONTRIBUTED TO OUR BREAKUP. 與他的傢伙,並最終 SOMEBODY WITH A BELOW-AVERAGE DICK ISN'T GONNA SATISFY 有助於我們分手。 SOMEBODY WHO'S A COCK-HOUND OR 有人用低於平均水平 迪克是不是要去SATISFY A SIZE QUEEN, AND SO WHAT? SOMEBODY誰的公雞獵犬或 YOU JUST DON'T, THEN, MARRY A SIZE QUEEN. 一個尺寸大,還等什麼? MM-HMM. 你根本沒有,那麼, 嫁給一個尺寸大。 YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO MM-HMM模型。 LIKE YOUR JUNK AND IT WORKS FOR 你必須找到別人誰 THEM AND RUN OFF TOGETHER. 喜歡你的垃圾郵件和它適用於 RIGHT. 他們跑在一起。 THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY HAS TO DO. 右。 YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO 那是什麼 每個人都必須做的。 LIKES EVERYTHING YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. 你必須找到別人誰 THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN MOVE 喜歡東西你 帶來的表。 ON IS TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES 的唯一途徑我可以移動 EVERYTHING THAT I BRING TO THE TABLE. 開啟IS找人也喜歡 I NEED TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE. 一切,我 帶來的表。 SO, I'VE DECIDED TO ASK KASSIA OUT ON A DATE. 我需要回到上了馬。 SHE'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEX SHOP. 所以,我決定問 KASSIA出去約會。 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 她是女孩 從性用品商店。 MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE [ROCK音樂播放] MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER 我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE 我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強 MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER 我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE 我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強 MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER 我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE 我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強 MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER 我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING? 我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強 WHERE HAVE WE BEEN? 與我們正在做什麼? NO, NO A STUPID BAD CHAT TWO ON THE FLOOR 我們在那裡了? AND WAS THAT THE NIGHT... NO,NO愚蠢的壞 CHAT兩個在地板上 ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT? 並且是,夜... DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT? 好,那麼, 什麼今晚? YEAH. 你吃了 今晚好開心? IS THAT FOR REAL? YOU DID? YEAH。 YEAH. I DID. 是真的嗎?你們這樣做? I MEAN, I'M STILL HAVING THE TIME. YEAH。我做到了。 STILL HAVING THE TIME? 我的意思是,我還在 有時間。 YEAH. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 仍然有時間嗎? GET BACK TO ME AFTER IT'S OVER? YEAH。我會盡快給您回复。 WHAT ABOUT ME? 回到我 之後結束了? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME? 那我呢? AM I JUST A WEIRDO? 你怎麼看我呢? IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. 我只是一個怪人? [ LAUGHS ] 它全部是關於你。 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE AWESOME. [笑] I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A 好像你真棒。 LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS WHOLE THING. 我只是覺得你是一個 [ SIGHS ] 小念念 這整個事情。 DO I SEEM OBSESSED? [嘆氣] IS THAT KIND OF HOW I COME OFF? DO我似乎痴迷? [ LAUGHS ] UM -- AS I HOLD A CAMERA IN YOUR 是怎麼樣的,我摘下來? FACE? [笑] UM - AS 我持相機放在 YES. 臉? YEAH. YES。 YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. YEAH。 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE -- 是的,這很奇怪。 THERE'S SO MUCH MORE GOING ON, I FEEL. 我不明白,像 - LIKE -- IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A 有這麼多更多 怎麼回事,我的感覺。 RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE - IF 你想擁有一個 INTIMATE, IF ANY OF THAT MATTERS. 的關係,如果你想成為 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW MEN FEEL. 貼心,如果有的話 的事項。 IT'S SO NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK. 我的意思是,我不 KNOW HOW男人覺得。 HMM. 它是如此不是所有關於你的傢伙。 IF YOU GUYS CARE, P.S., IF HMM模型。 THIS EVER MAKES IT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK. 如果你們照顧,P.S.,中頻 UH-OH. YOUR TURN? 這個不斷不做它,它是 不是所有關於你的傢伙。 YEAH. 嗯,哦。輪到你? [ SIGHS ] YEAH。 I LIKE IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMERA. [嘆氣] IT'S A LOT LESS -- IT'S BETTER, HUH? I LIKE IT中的其他 側攝像頭。 YEAH, IT'S WAY BETTER. IT'S少了很多 - 它的更好,是吧? WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED, NEEDS 啊,這是更好的方式。 TO HAPPEN BEFORE I FEEL LIKE WE 什麼是你需要的,NEEDS COULD EVEN GO GET A DRINK 發生之前我覺得我們 WITHOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT IT. 甚至可以去喝點 I THOUGHT I COULD FIX MY WITHOUT YOU關於它的思考。 PROBLEM, BUT MAYBE I AM THE PROBLEM. 我想我可以解決我的 I HAVE THE HONOR OF BRINGING UP YOUR NEXT COMEDIAN. 問題,但也許 我是這個問題。 PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY GOOD BUDDY PATRICK MOOTE, 我有自備的榮譽 UP你的下一個喜劇演員。 EVERYBODY, PATRICK MOOTE! 請稍作噪聲 我的好哥們PATRICK MOOTE, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 大家好,PATRICK MOOTE! ANDREW SLEIGHTER, EVERYBODY. [歡呼和掌聲] GIVE IT UP. ANDREW SLEIGHTER,大家。 SO, ANDREW TOLD YOU GUYS I JUST GOT BACK. 放棄。 WHOO! BACK! SO,安德魯告訴過你 傢伙,我剛回來。 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 喔!回來了! THANK YOU, GUYS. [歡呼和掌聲] IT WAS PRETTY COOL. 謝謝你,伙計們。 I GOT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD, SEE SOME STUFF... 這是很酷。 IN ORDER TO MAKE MY PENIS BIGGER. 我得去各地 世界,看到一些東西... [ LAUGHTER ] 為了使 我的陰莖更大。 AND IN TAIWAN, THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE. [笑] THEY'RE THESE MARTIAL ARTISTS, 在台灣,有 人民的集團。 AND THEY TIE UP THEIR WHOLE 他們是這些功夫了得, SITUATION WITH A ROPE, AND THEN 並且他們綁住他們的整個 THEY HANG WEIGHTS, WHICH, IN TAIWAN, IS PROBABLY COOL. 現狀用繩子,然後 24 HOUR FITNESS? 他們掛的權重,其中, 台灣,大概是COOL。 OH, NOT SO MUCH. 24小時健身? [ LAUGHTER ] OH,沒有這麼多。 PLUS, IT'S LIKE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SPOTTER. [笑] YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO SPOT ME, BRO?" 另外,它就像他媽的 不可能找到檢舉員。 [ LAUGHTER ] 你就像,"嘿,你 WANT TO發現我後,兄弟?" "MY DICK? DOWN THERE?" [笑] YOU KNOW? IT'S BEEN -- THIS WHOLE THING THAT I'VE BEEN "我的雞巴?在哪兒?" DOING HAS BEEN CRAZY. 你知道嗎?它已經 - 本 ,我一直在整件事情 IT'S BEEN WEIRD, AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME. DOING已經瘋了。 BUT THE THING THAT I REALIZED 它被古怪,和 它被真棒。 THE MOST IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S 但我意識到THE THING NOT ABOUT THE INSECURITIES THAT YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW? 最多的是,你知道,這是 YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU. 不看好的不安全感 動議你有,你知道嗎? IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE PENIS. 你得找人 世衛組織最適合你。 I THINK THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE I THINK ALL 它不僅是所有關於陰莖。 TREES ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN THEIR OWN WAY. 我想他們是 漂亮,就像我認為所有 IT'S WHAT IT IS, AND IT'S FABULOUS. 樹是美麗的, 以自己的方式。 IT'S GOT NERVE ENDINGS. IT'S它是什麼, 而且它是神話般的。 IT'S YOUR FRIEND. 它有神經末梢。 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 它是你的朋友。 MY PENIS TOOK ME TO PLACES I [ROCK音樂響起] NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE. 我的陰莖帶我去的地方,我 IT MADE ME DO THINGS I NEVER DREAMT I WOULD DO. 從來沒有想過我會看到。 HEY! 這讓我做的事情我 從來沒有夢見我會怎麼做。 AND ALONG THE WAY, I MET SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE. HEY! [ LAUGHS ] 一路上,我遇到了 一些真正偉大的人。 [ LAUGHS ] [笑] [ LAUGHS ] [笑] BYE! [笑] YEAH. BYE. 再見! AH! YEAH。再見。 [ CHUCKLES ] 啊! I STARTED THIS JOURNEY WITH A [笑] QUESTION -- DOES SIZE MATTER? 我開始這個旅程,一個 AND IT DID -- TO ME. 問題 - 大小重要嗎? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 它做到了 - 給我。 IT DOESN'T ANYMORE. 但是你知道嗎? HA! 它沒有了。 AH! AH! 哈! [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 啊!啊! I THINK THE BIGGEST THING, THE WHOLE THING THAT I'VE [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE] LEARNED THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE 我認為最重要的事情, 我已經整個事情 JOURNEY, IS THAT, JUST BE COOL WITH YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 教訓在這整個 JUST BE GOOD WITH YOURSELF. 八戒,是,僅僅是 冷靜與你自己,你知道嗎? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 就做好與自己。 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 不用擔心這個。 THE AVERAGE DEPTH OF THE FEMALE VAGINA IS 3.2". [歡呼和掌聲] THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF THE MALE PENIS IS 4.4". 本的平均深度 女性的陰道是3.2"。 SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 的平均長度 男性的陰莖為4.4"。 MAN, YOU GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE 那麼,是什麼問題? IN YOUR LIFE THAT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU, AND, YOU KNOW, 男人,你有很多錢的人 THERE'S FUCKING MILLIONS OF 你生活中真正關心 你的時候,你知道, GIRLS OUT THERE, BRO, ALL RIGHT? 有他媽的MILLIONS TAKE IT EASY. 女孩在那裡,可租可買,好嗎? THANKS A LOT! TAKE IT EASY。 IT'S BEEN GOOD. 非常感謝! MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE. 它已經好。 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE。 PATRICK MOOTE, EVERYBODY! [歡呼和掌聲] [ CHUCKLES ] PATRICK MOOTE,大家好! SO, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT. [笑] I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT, 所以,我想這就是它。 AT THIS POINT, I AM SICK OF TALKING ABOUT MY DICK. 我想我可以有把握地說, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU'RE AT這一點上,我有病 漫談我的雞巴。 ALL SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT, SO 我敢確定你是 I WILL SHUT UP ABOUT MY DICK AND 都煩死聽說而已,所以 TALK ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY... [ CHUCKLES ] 我將閉嘴關於我的雞巴和 ...WHO IS AWESOME. 談論這位小姐... [笑] MM. SUPER. 正在他真棒。 ...AND AMAZING, KIND OF PRETTY... MM-HMM. MM。 SUPER。 ...GREAT ATTITUDE, LIKE -- ...和驚人的,善良可愛的... MM-HMM模型。 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD? ...偉大的態度,就像 - I'M NOT BEING WEIRD. 你為什麼這麼奇怪? I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. 我不是怪異。 YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, ARE YOU? 我只是告訴你, 我覺得你很偉大。 WHAT? IS THAT -- [ LAUGHS ] COME ON! 你不會 向我求婚,是嗎? 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES 什麼?是 - [笑] COME ON! EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES "因為一切 MOVES一切豆類 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 全都是 一切豆類 IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 RAMBLE ON, CHUG ALONG 一切在於 你的目光 AND IF THE BEAT STOPS THUMPING 在你們的眼裡 在你們的眼裡 THEN SOMETHING'S WRONG 羅嗦了,突突沿 IGNORE IT, SON IT'S JUST A SONG 如果BEAT STOPS重擊 BUT I CAN SEE YOUR WHITE-KNUCKLED HAND FROM 那麼什麼是錯的 HOLDING ON 不理它,SON 它只是一個歌 SO LATELY I WONDER WHY WE RELY ON THE SURE THING 但我可以看到你的 WHITE-失蹄的手從 IT'S TOO DAMN COMFORTING TO STAY ALIVE, OVERDRIVE, 等待的 TILL WE FIND SOMETHING NEW 因而近來我想知道為什麼我們 依靠肯定的事 TO KEEP THE PULSE ALIVE IN YOU 這太該死安慰 為了生存,超速, SO MANY ANGLES SO MANY LINES 直到我們找到一些新 SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SUNRISE 為了保持脈衝 活在你 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES 蘇多角度SO多條線路 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 這麼多的方法 看日出 EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES "原因全都是 一切豆類 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 全都是 一切豆類 IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO 一切在於 你的目光 THE TIME WILL SHOW WHAT WE KNOW IS HARDLY EVER TRUE 在你們的眼裡 在你們的眼裡 I'D RATHER HAVE THEN NEVER HAD THE SPINNING ROOM = 儘管我不 知道不少WHAT TO DO THE FEELING THAT I MOVED 的時候會顯示我們 知道的是幾乎沒有真 NO MORE STANDING STILL AT YOUR 我寧願然後永遠不會 有動感單車房= WILL, BUT YOU CAN TRY UNTIL YOU 繼續生活下去的感覺 SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING YOU 沒有更多的站在原地AT YOUR 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES 意志,但你可以嘗試,直到你 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING遊 EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES "原因全都是 一切豆類 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 全都是 一切豆類 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU 一切在於 你的目光 Elena... 一切在於 你的目光 Elena? 你的眼睛 你的目光 Elena? 埃琳娜...... Elena?! 埃琳娜? You are doing so good. 埃琳娜? Julie comes walking up, and, um... 埃琳娜?! like, I can tell just by looking at her 你正在做的那麼好。 she totally, fuckin', 朱莉自帶走起來,而且,嗯...... she totally wants to pork me. 喜歡,我可以通過看她的訴說 Oh, you're so full of shit. 她完全,他媽的, What would she want with that two-inch little blood bat? 她完全想豬肉我。 Fuck, my left ball hurts a little. 哦,你是如此的充滿了狗屎。 I gotta take a leak. 她會怎麼想 與兩英寸的小血蝙蝠? Thanks for telling me. 他媽的,我的左球疼一點點。 Get bent, you fat fuck! 我得走了洩漏。 Ohh... 謝謝你告訴我。 What the fuck? 獲取彎曲,你的脂肪他媽的! Yo! 哦... Yo! 什麼他媽的? Yo? 呦! Yo? 呦! Where is she? 喲? I don't know. 喲? I don't know. 她在哪裡? I don't... 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不... You fucked her. 我不知道。 No, I... 我不知道。 No... 你性交她。 No, I didn't. 不,我... No, I didn't fuck... 第.. You fucked her. 不,我沒有。 No, I didn't! I didn't. 不,我沒他媽的... You fucked her. 你性交她。 No-- 不,我沒有!我沒有。 NO 你性交她。 You fucked her. 否 - No, no! NO Shut up! 你性交她。 You look so beautiful when you sleep. 不,不! Sweet, sweet Elena. 閉嘴! Well, I found you. 你長得這麼漂亮,當你睡覺。 It's okay. 甜,甜埃琳娜。 Come to me, okay? 好吧,我找到了你。 Elena, come on. 這沒關係。 Come here. 到我這裡來,好嗎? Come on. 艾琳娜,來吧。 Elena, come to me. 來到這裡。 Elena? 來吧。 Elena. 艾琳娜,到我這裡來。 Come to me. 埃琳娜? like Taiwan for example 埃琳娜。 you know they really like hot pot 到我這裡來。 that's a pretty cool idea 像台灣地區為例 I'm not sure I reallly like the whole preparation you know 你知道他們真的很喜歡火鍋 like 20 minutes 這是一個很酷的想法 to prepare by your own but 我不知道我reallly想你知道整個準備 I have to admit it's super tasty 像20分鐘 and sometimes it 通過你自己的,但準備 you know 我不得不承認這是超級好吃 you even get like free ice cream one time of that 有時它 so you know 你知道 you get to like 你甚至可以像免費的冰淇淋的,有一次 I love that super tasty for that 所以你知道 you gotta choose what kind you know what I mean 你喜歡 you gotta eat one 我喜歡這個超級好吃的那 I mean you get ice cream as much as you can eat on top of taht 你必須選擇你知道什麼樣的我是什麼意思 that's like "wow!" you know 你得吃一 but then spaces like Korea 我的意思是你的冰淇淋就像你可以在TAHT的頂部吃 Well you can actually get 這就像"哇!"你知道 light butter booth 但隨後,如韓國的空間 I mean not the whole lot the booth 那麼你實際上可以得到 but just the otherbooth like 酥油燈展台 It just like open up your mouth 我的意思不是一大堆展台 I mean 但就像otherbooth they put them in a box for you 它就像打開你的嘴 and you try to have eat them up in half an hour 我的意思是 and it like a smooth then give them 他們把它們放在一個盒子給你 when they are in between in your teeth 並且您嘗試吃了他們在半小時 so 它像一個平穩然後給他們 you know 當他們之間的你的牙齒 a lot of interesting things you should try it on 所以 I've heard of a lot 你知道 interesting and 很多有趣的事情,你應該嘗試一下在 sometimes it comes to controversial 我已經聽說了很多 meals from China 有趣 but the 有時它涉及到爭議 well you know 從中國餐 you can check it out I'm 但 pretty sure 那麼你知道 you might have heard of something 你可以檢查出來我 anyway 相當肯定 you know it was like 你可能聽說過的東西 It seems that 無論如何 almost every country in the world has their own 你知道它像 like you know 似乎 specialty some cuisine 在世界上幾乎每一個國家都有自己的 especially if you go far away from the country 就像你知道的 that you being living for a quite long time you know 一些特產美食 it just that 特別是如果你去遠離國 get the special kind of feeling in your mouth 您所居住的一個相當長的時間,你知道 if you try 它只是 something 讓你的嘴特別親切的感覺 you never 如果您嘗試 actually try before 某物 and the 你永遠不 the buzz in your mouth 其實之前嘗試 directly in to all of a sudden 和 a pretty new experience you know 含在嘴裡的嗡嗡聲 of course there's 直接到突然 mant other reasons 一個你知道漂亮的新體驗 to go exploring the other 當然還有 part of the world 曼特其他原因 you haven't ever been to 去探索其他 you never even heard of before you know 的世界的一部分 cause there was always culture 你還沒有去過 there's you know 你從來沒有聽說過你才知道的 buildings that have been around for 發生的原因總是文化 quite a while maybe not 還有的你知道 but there's you know 已周圍建築物 there all like culturely significant 相當長一段時間,也許不會 or you know 但你知道有 there's you know 還有所有喜歡culturely顯著 technology and like shopping mall still there 或者你知道 and 還有的你知道 just by near 技術和像購物商場仍然存在 so 和 and everytime you go traveling 只是附近 you get like 所以 even 而每次你去旅行 the way that people think 你喜歡 makes you 甚至 kind of 的方式,人們認為 I mean for people who have never left the country before 讓你 their own country in their lives 樣的 that kind of like 我的意思是誰的人從來沒有離開該國 stock 自己的國家在他們的生活 in the one particular way of thinking 這有點像 but the more places you get to go to 股票 and more places you visit 在思想的一個特定方法 you actually realize you know 但在更多的地方你去 there's a 與您親臨更多的地方 there's as many way of thinking 你真的知道你知道 as there people in the world 有一個 perhaps even you know 有思想的許多方式 cause 因為人的世界 well basically 甚至你知道 there's 原因 there's a lot of variety in that to discover 嗯,基本上 and it's not you are you know 有 you have to be forced to this one way of thinking but 有很多不同的,要發現 and it sounds like 它不是你就是你知道 every like you know 你必須被迫這種思維1的方式,但 only your culture is right? 這聽起來像 and anybody's else is wrong 每一個像你知道 it's like you know 只有你的文化是正確的? everybody is right and wrong in their own ways 和任何人的東西是錯誤的 so 這就像你知道的 you actually get to 每個人都是正確和錯誤的以自己的方式 grow up 所以 quite a lot 你實際上得到 just by the fight that you are experiencing 長大 a differnt way of thinking 不少 and 剛才您所遇到的鬥爭 that's different way of thinking 思維方式不同的充 like you know 和 it has been around for 這就是不同的思維方式 I mean different ways of thinking have been 就像你知道的 in different cultures 它已經存在了 have been like around for 我的意思是不同的思維方式已經 thousands of years even you know 在不同的文化 and you can see that in architecture for example 一直喜歡對周圍 like you know 千百年來,即使你知道 have been permanent 你可以看到,在建築為例 Romance built the Pantheon 就像你知道的 I can give it a example you know 已經永久 the Spania for example 浪漫建成了萬神殿 to give but basically you know 我可以給它,你知道一個例子 ther's a lot of 該SPANIA例如 new ideas to explore 給但基本上你知道 and traveling is 療法是一個很大的 like 新思路探索 I mean of course 和旅遊是 you can read that in books 喜歡 you can get that kind of knowleges in menus 當然我的意思 but it just not the same like 你可以閱讀書籍 actual hand on experiences 你可以得到那種乾燥知識的菜單 it's just something totally different 但它只是不一樣像 it's like you know 在經歷實際到手 if somebody tells you a story 它只是完全不同的東西 where's that you can actually experience that story 這就像你知道的 on your own 如果有人告訴你一個故事 your own eyes 哪來的,你可以實際體驗的故事 that's 你自己 you know 你自己的眼睛 it's a totally different things 這是 it's like believing something and 你知道 actually seeing it come to alive 它是一個完全不同的東西 you know 它就像相信的東西, that's f******* traveling lesson 實際上看到它來活著 something 你知道 that's a 該公司的F *******旅行的教訓 pretty special you know 某物 just 這是一個 for many reasons you know 非常特別的你知道 many many many 剛 and 你知道很多原因 well you know 很多很多很多 I've been to quite a lot of places on my own 和 and you know 那麼你知道 if I 我去過不少地方對我自己 there's also be a lot of places that I haven't been to 你知道 but I've heard pretty much interesting story from my friends 如果我 and 還有的也有很多,我沒有去過的地方 you know 但我從我的朋友們聽到相當多有趣的故事 I for example 和 I've been living in the Aisa for quite long you know 你知道 but I never been to Macau 我為例 but the 我一直生活在艾薩相當長你知道 I have friends who have been there for example 但我從來沒有去過澳門 they said it's basically like you know 但 the Las Vegas 我有朋友誰一直存在,例如 of Asia 他們說,這基本上就像你知道的 I don't know just 拉斯維加斯 I guess I 亞洲 always kind of like something like gambling 我不知道剛 I mean I wouldn't ever battle all of my money in my life 我想我 and gambling anything like that 那種總是喜歡像賭博 it's 我的意思是我不會永遠戰鬥在我的生活我所有的錢 you know kind of get what you 而這樣的事情賭博 people get excited for that 它的 there is certain kind of like 你知道那種得到你 exciting to 人們感到興奮的是 It's a associate 有某種類似 get a lot of it 令人興奮的 and 這是一個準 not a chace that I go gambling 得到了很多它 I play Poker sometimes 和 no big deal 不是蔡斯我去賭博 won some money but 我玩撲克牌,有時 something like you never won a lot 沒什麼大不了的 and it not like I ever 贏得了一些錢,但 you know put a lot of money on the table 像你從未贏得了很多 just want to win 它不是像我曾經 you know 你知道放了很多錢在桌子上 I've heard story about people who like 只是想贏 you know 你知道 bet their whole houses or you know 我聽說過的故事的人誰喜歡 or their car or something like that or 你知道 or big portion of their property 打賭他們的整個房子或你知道 just for a chance to get more you know 或他們的汽車或類似的東西或 I heard some of them failed 或其財產的很大一部分 some of them actually won something 只是為了有機會得到更多你知道 good for them you know 我聽說他們中的一些失敗 I don't necessarily get the idea cause 他們中的一些實際贏得的東西 It seems that a lot of people seems to think 對他們有好處,你知道 the gambling is like wrong 我不一定有想法的原因 the whole idea gambling is wrong 看來,很多人似乎認為 and I 賭博就像是錯的 I don't know 整個構思賭博是錯的 well of course 我 I mean you can use your own money 我不知道 but it's your choice 嗯,當然 It's your choice and it doesn't 我的意思是你可以用你自己的錢 I mean 但它是你的選擇 why should anybody tell you 這是你的選擇,它不 that you know you shouldn't do it 我的意思是 that put the stuff of your own 為什麼要任何人告訴你 right? 你知道你不應該這樣做 I mean of course 那把你自己的東西 it's also like you know moral value right 對不對? If you are stupid 當然我的意思 and you have a family 它也像你知道道德價值的權利 and you bet your house 如果你是愚蠢的 on the bet 和你有一個家庭 and then you lose all of your money or your house 和你打賭你的房子 and your family don't have a place to live anymore 對賭 then you of course a idiot 然後你失去所有的錢或你的房子 no way to go around but 和您的家人不必再住的地方 still you know 那麼你當然是一個白痴 most your choice and 沒辦法繞過去,但 I don't think 還是你知道 we should 大多數選擇並 you know 我不認為 you wanna gamble 我們應該 you gamble 你知道 you do what you wanted for life 你想賭 basically that 你賭博 and If you are lucky 你做你想要的生活 you get chace to win 基本上是 a lot of money 而如果你是幸運的 you know 你蔡斯贏 if you win a million dollars and 很多錢 this is 你知道 so many thing you can possibly do 如果你贏了一百萬美元, I mean come on 這是 If I had a million dollars right now 這麼多的事情你能做 I don't even know what I will do 我的意思是來吧 like you know 如果我有一百萬美元,現在 one friend said to me one time that 我什至不知道我會做 like 就像你知道的 I think another one of our friends 一位朋友對我說:有一次, or even me asked that okay 喜歡 If you had like a infinite kind of money 我覺得另外一個我們的朋友 what would you buy with it? 甚至問我這樣行不行 and then he said he would buy the moon 如果你有一個像一個無窮多錢 that was like 你會用它買什麼? oh 然後他說他會買月亮 okay 那是像 and then 哦 what would you do if you get more 好 he said I get the lasers 進而 to 你會怎麼做,如果你得到更多的 tatoo my face on top of the moon 他說,我得到的激光器 so everybody could see it 至 that was like TATOO我的臉在月球上的頂部 oh okay 所以每個人都可以看到它 yeah that's a great idea 那是像 you people really had a millions then 哦,好吧 I don't know 是的,這是一個偉大的想法 If I had a billion dollars 你人真的有那麼幾百萬 or a million dollars 我不知道 I mean these are some you are used to anyway 如果我有一十億美元 I don't know I suppose 或者一百萬美元 like help 我的意思是這些都是一些你是用來反正 society you know what I mean 我不知道我猜 perhaps build a company 喜歡幫助 for a lot of people can work or something like that 社會你知道我是什麼意思 beats me I don't know 也許是建立一個公司 haven't really 對於很多人可以工作,或類似的東西 even been thinking about it for a long time 打我我不知道 seems like 有沒有真正 we can do 甚至一直在思考了很長一段時間 a lot of stuff 好像 well I had one friend who want to earn a lot of money 我們能做的 and then buy himself an island 很多東西 in the south Pacific 好,我有一個朋友,誰想要賺很多錢 and you know 然後自己買一個小島 that to be a pretty cool idea I suppose 在南太平洋 you can relax to the end of your days 你知道 have fun 這是一個很酷的想法,我想 well If you had a billion dollars then of course 你可以放鬆你的日子結束 If you didn't want to 玩 you would never ever have to work a single other day 好吧,如果你有一個十億美元那麼當然 in your life 如果您不想 that just 你永遠要工作單一天 you know 在你的生活 it just like 剛 If you had a lot of money 你知道 I think that's also 它只是喜歡 you know that good size of course 如果你有很多錢 you can get whatever you want 我認為這也是 almost any thing you know 你知道,當然是好的大小 you can't really buy 你可以得到任何你想要的 true friendship like you can't really buy true love even 幾乎你知道的任何事情 but 你真的不能買 you know 像你真正的友誼不能真正買到真正的愛情,即使 you know 但 you still can buy other stuff like almost any thing so 你知道 you can skip yourself on other things 你知道 but I've been always thing about 你還可以買其他東西一樣,幾乎所有的事情,所以 like if you can have everything 你可以跳過自己在其他事情 wouldn't that be kind of 但我一直總是對的事 bored? 就像如果你能擁有一切 like 那不是一種 you know 無聊嗎? right now you know people work 喜歡 to get something you know 你知道 now imagine you didn't have to work 現在你知道人的工作 imagine if you 讓你知道的東西 who already have everything you wanted you know 現在想像你沒有工作 wouldn't that kind of be no purpose 想像一下,如果你 you know 誰已經擁有你想要你知道的一切 I mean maybe It wouldn't you know 那種那不是沒有目的 I guess that also depends on the person 你知道 if they have whole something like 我的意思是,也許它不會不知道吧 did they really want to 我想這也取決於人 focus on 如果他們有全像 or you know they could go some 難道他們真的要 some people they really like to you know 專注於 be alright or something like it 或者你知道他們可以去一些 he wouldn't have to care 有些人,他們真的想你知道 you know his would be so 沒事的或類似的東西 so a millions 他不會去關心 or something like it 你知道他會這麼 so he just can make of it 所以百萬 you don't have to care about it you know 或類似的東西 said if like you know 所以他正好可以利用它 I don't know 你不必在意它,你知道 bekind of artist or anybody else you know 說,如果像你知道 you wanted to 我不知道 when a company wouldn't have to afraid like 藝術家或其他人你知道的bekind oh my god if I don't try hard 你想 next month 當一個公司就不必擔心像 I don't have enough money to survive 哦,我的上帝,如果我不嘗試硬 It's okay having a lot of money 下個月 I can do whatever I want 我沒有足夠的錢生存 but you know 這沒關係有很多錢 I suppose there are a good sense of invest you know 我可以做我想做的事情 personal I supposed 但你知道 If I had a million dollars personally 我認為是有投資你知道一個良好的感覺 I don't think 個人我應該 I personally wouldn't get bored 如果我有一百萬美元的個人 I think there's 我不認為 find something to do on my own 我個人不會覺得無聊 First of all 我認為有 I could play a street fighter 找點事做我自己 for as long as I want 首先 and nobody would give a s*** about it 我可以玩街頭霸王 so yeah 只要我想 there we go 沒有人會給A S ***一下吧 for that question answer very quickly 所以是的 nobody will see it you know 我們走吧 I think 對於這個問題回答得很快 I think if 沒有人會看到它,你知道 a reasonable and responsible thing can do 我認為 If one had that kind of money 我認為,如果 would be to help people out 合理和負責任的事情可以做 in some 如果一個人有那麼多錢 maybe to do donation to starving children in Africa 是幫助人們擺脫 maybe to 在一些 some you know social help 也許做捐贈給非洲的飢餓兒童 like educate people 也許到 would be the society you've been with in 一些你知道社會的幫助 maybe organize some programs 像教育人 to show them that actually is a way 會是你一直在社會 for them to improve their status 也許組織一些活動 they are not 向他們展示,實際上是一種 necessarily stock in one situation 為他們提高自己的地位 even though they like think they are you know 它們不是 but there are ways to go around 一定庫存在一種情況下 It might help them out 即使他們喜歡認為他們是你知道 might even you know invest some of these project 但也有辦法繞過去 so that they have anything 它可能會幫助他們 you know 即使你可能知道一些投資,這些項目的 like help them develop 使他們有什麼 it's 你知道 you know develop just things you know 像幫助他們發展 that's basically 它的 I don't know 你知道剛剛開發的事情你知道 Humans are all social animals 這基本上 and if we don't find 我不知道 I meanwe have to socialize 人都是社會性的動物 If you send somebody out 如果我們沒有發現 and they have to live by themselves in some hot 我meanwe有應酬 and 如果你派人出來 in the middle of nowhere you know 他們有自己的一些熱點居住 be careful 和 you know I mean 在中間的地方你知道 you want to talk with people you know 當心 you want to socilaize 你知道我的意思 you want to 你想和你認識的人說話 go out there 你想socilaize you want to 想要 you know 去那裡 drink some beer 想要 talk with people 你知道 you want to have somebody who can understand us 喝了一些啤酒 they want to have somebody that can understand them 與人交談 you know just 你想擁有別人誰能夠理解我們 helping people out 他們希望有別人能理解他們 you know if I had a lot of money 你知道是 I would like to help people out 幫人出 just so yoy know 你知道,如果我有很多錢 so they could human 我想幫助人們 that would be nice 只是這麼同比知道 you know 這樣他們就可以人 we end starvation 這將是很好 and wonderful world 你知道 wondering that's what happen 我們最終餓死 Well...so this is the whole story you know. 美好的世界 I think I made it pretty clear for you 想知道那是什麼發生 how all of this happened 嗯......所以這就是整件事的來龍去脈 And you do understand, don't you? 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