I kept on seeing him look at me. While he was with that other girl.

我總看見他跟其他女孩勾勾纏時不斷盯著我瞧

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

你覺得他那麼做只是想讓我吃醋嗎?

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

因為他昨晚整夜都在傳訊息給我欸

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not

而我不知道這是否只是在約X

So... like what do you think?

你是怎麼想的？

Did you think that girl was pretty?How did that girl even get in here?

你覺得那個女孩漂亮嗎？ 那個女生到底是怎麼混進來的？

Do you see her?She's so short and that dress is so tacky who wears Cheetah?

你有看到他嗎? 她超矮服裝又超俗氣 誰還在穿豹紋阿?

It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?

夏天根本還沒到，為什麼DJ一直在放"夏日憂傷"？

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

在我們去廁所後,我們可不可以抽根煙?

I really need one. But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

我非常需要一根 但首先 先讓我來張自拍吧

[Beat drops]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

讓我拍張自拍

[Beat drops]

Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

你們能不能幫我選一種濾鏡? 我不知道該用XX Pro還是Valencia

I wanna look tan what should my caption be? I want it to be clever

我想要看起來有小麥色的肌膚 我的相片標題該寫什麼呢? 我要個很聰明的標題

How about "Livin' with my bitches, hashtag LIVE" I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

你覺得"跟我的婊X們享受生活 #Live"如何? 在過去5分鐘我才得到了10個讚

Do you think I should take it down? LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

我該把照片撤掉嗎？ 但首先，讓我拍另一張自拍照

[Beat drops]

SELFIESELFIESELFIE... LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

自拍自拍自拍自拍 讓我來張自拍吧

Who want to be in the chainsmokes music video

誰想出現在 Chainsmokes的音樂錄影帶

[Beat drops]

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie. What a creep. Is that guy sleeping over there?

等等, 暫停, Jason剛剛對我的自拍按了讚. 真是個變態. 那傢伙在那邊睡覺嗎?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on .That's so ratchet. That girl is such a fake model

對, 就是那個在沒穿鞋的女生旁邊的傢伙. 真是邋遢. 那女孩根本就是個假模特兒

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers. Who goes out on Mondays?

她Instagram上的追蹤者一定都是買來的. 誰會在星期一泡夜店阿?

OK, let's go take some shots. Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Oh wait, never mind I'm fine.

oK, 我們來去喝幾杯吧. 喔，不，我覺得我快要吐了. 喔，等等，別擔心，我沒事

Let's go dance. There's no vodka at this table. Do you know anyone else here?

我們去跳舞吧. 這桌上沒有伏特加. 這兒你認識其他人嗎?

Oh my god, Jason just texted me. Should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie

喔天阿, Jason傳了簡訊給我 我該跟他回家嗎? 我想我拍了張不錯的自拍

Selfie [on repeat] LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

自拍自拍自拍自拍 讓我來張自拍吧

[Beat drops]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

讓我來張自拍吧

[Beat drops]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

讓我來張自拍吧

[Beat drops]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

讓我來張自拍吧