And we're going to see if Ben can finish some of my lines from some of the better movies that I've been in.

Ben claims to be a huge fan of Phantom A big Billy crystal nut.

Okay, so let's see.

Have been, um, can finish.

Okay.

And you have to deliver them how you deliver them in the film, if I can remember how we did.

Okay?

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you said of a bitch.

Get over here and kiss me on the toughness line.

You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible?

From what would you goto?

I need a second to warm up now.

I would just rope one over there.

I thought I'd mosey on over.

Life is like a box truck.

Let's never know what you're going to get.

Hey, I'm Billy Crystal in the movie.

Mosey on over.

I never moseyed before.

Is that I?

I hope I did it right.

As from city to city slickers.

It's you and Danny Stern and Jack Palance, right?

I love that movie Survival Rule number three Kid.

You're not here to love anyone.

You're here toe like them with such ferocity that it's almost love.

But then someone's eye.

It's a little bit too much.

Back up.

Back up, back up.

You're here to promote a movie.

Okay, it's from America's Sweethearts.

Oh, great.

Moves on to sack captains at a Jones.

Julia Roberts and myself have Stanley Tucci.

Three.

Those three.

That's it.

But they're very long in my head.

You've been in so many movies, just those three.

Well, it with a long.

And what about city slickers to you have 1/4 that just the hits Just a hit.

Okay, let's see where to go.

With all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do.

I see dead people No, go through his clothes and look for loose change.

That's Princess Bride from Miracle Maxim.

Princess Bride Have fun, guys.

So so far you're doing Sorry.

I, um give me a second.

I'm just, um I'm ready now.

Time's up.

Come on, fight that plaque.

Fight that plaque because when you go black.

You never go back, is that it?

No.

Scary monsters don't have plaque from monsters, Inc.

Why was big?

You want John Goodman?

And I was like CBS walking just Yeah, Let's keep walking.

You said that the walking dead stole their idea from Europe.

What is my gold here to make you a stop, baby, it's time to sing and eyes that.

Yeah, that's not Ethel Merman.

Be sure you were Ethel Merman just now.

A stop what we're doing Gypsy.

Wait.

Are you doing the rest of line?

No.

The line is What's my golden make you a happy, well adjusted gangster Bobby, didn't you?

You good.

You, you You know how to make a pie.

What did you say?

No, you You You're good.

Good.

You You have a gift, my friend.

Making It's not making a pie.

There's nothing about making my mind.

Isn't Bobby to make pies?

And you're sitting on your like sitting in a chair, asking to keep making him?

No, that's he did an episode of mail this.

Oh, that's what it is.

Yeah, he does.

Every doesn't say no.

Now listen, folks, standing up, falling down our movie opens Friday in select cities, and it'll be on stress.

Streaming vot February 21st please.

It's a small movie, so the only way you get a movie, it's got a huge heart and it's really funny.

And we're really good together.

This, technically, it's on a tiny drive.

They don't want to know.

Technically, they wanted.

Am I gonna enjoy that?

We really, really appreciate you guys watching it.

We really love this movie a lot.

Standing up, Falling Down starring our Line Billy, Billy Christel and Ben Schwartz.