you star in the new movie "Birds of Prey,"

but, a lot of people might not know that, back in the '80s,

we were actually on a show together.

-You're talking about "Point Pleasant."

-You remember that? -Of course. Yeah, yeah.

-That's right. The show was called

"Point Pleasant Police Department"

and it took place in lovely Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

-Right. [ Cheering ]

-We played two detectives who couldn't see eye-to-eye

and we'd get in a lotta arguments and, yeah.

-I mean, I know it sounds like we're jokin' around,

but it was really quite intense drama.

[ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah. -Intense show.

-The two cops would get in a lot of arguments

and always seemed to end up [laughing] in messy situations.

We actually have a clip from one of the episodes.

-No, you do not. -I do, yeah.

-You do? -Take a look.

[ Upbeat rock plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]

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-Well, what's poppin', Palmer?

-Not much, Pete.

You seem pretty, uh,

perturbed.

[ Laughter ]

[ Fresh laughter ]

-Probably 'cause Lieutenant Porter

put me on probation.

[ Laughter ] -Ah!

All this shall pass, eh, Pete?

[ Laughter ] -I repeat --

[ Laughing ] [ Audience ohhs ]

[ Laughter ] [ Sputtering ]

[ Fresh laughter and applause ]

Let's have a party

in the Point Pleasant

Police Department, come on!

-Okay. -Kaplew!

[ Laughter and applause ]

-Xavier? [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]

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-[Laughing]

You know, watching it -- watching it

was even more intense than I remember.

-Yeah. It's really -- It was really in-your-face stuff.

-[laughing] Oh! We actually have another clip.

-No! [ Laughter and applause ]

-Where? -That was the blooper episode.

-Ah. -That was the blooper episode.

We actually -- -You got the real deal.

-We broke and it was like ridiculous.

Never aired, so that was a little treat.

But we have another clip.

[ Laughter ]

In this episode, I think I have more lines than you.

[ Laughter ] [ Clapping ]

Let's take a look at this.

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[ Audience ohhs ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter and cheer ]

-You're late, Palmer!

[ Laughter ]

Problems parking?

-Precisely.

Some punk parked his Prius in my...place!

[ Laughter ]

-That peeves my pickle!

[ Laughter ]

That's right. -I prefer the --

I prefer the pamplemousse.

-Oh, yeah? -Pamplemousse!

[ Laughter and applause ]

Know what I'm saying?

[ Laughter ]

-Pamplemousse? Why don't you try punch?

[ Laughter ]

-Only if you pass the puddin'.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, then --

[ Laughter ]

-Pudding!

[ Laughter and applause ]

Ah, puddin' me!

Ah, puddin'!

-That one hurt.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, that was like a rock, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

You don't want any parfait?

[ Laughter ]

-I like puddin'!

How many times I gotta tell you?

Puddin'! -Parfait!

[ Laughter ]

-Puddin'!

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[ Laughter ]

-Good clip.

You can --

[ Laughing helplessly ]

You can really feel the emotion in that scene.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

Even after all these years, I can almost taste it.

-Yeah? [ Laughter and applause ]

What's that?

We have one more clip? -No.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-Oh, my gosh.

We have one more clip.

[ Laughter ]

I put this on to remember.

-Oh, just to remind yourself.

-I didn't see -- You didn't recognize it.

You didn't see it. [ Laughter ]

We really have one more clip?

Alright, man. This one, [laughs]

the tension really comes to a boil

and things get outta control.

[ Laughter ] -Oh, in this one?

-In this one, yeah. Check it out.

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-Proud of ya, Pete!

[ Laughter ]

The way you pinpointed

Point Pleasant's most prolific predator.

Are you pleased?

-I'm more peppy than a porcupine in a puddle.

-Pardon the pun, but perhaps we should

pig out! [ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

-Well. -What do you think?

[ Laughter ]

-Perhaps some pecan pie!

-Ah! No, I prefer the peach pie!

[ Laughter ]

-How about

pomegranate pie?!

[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.

Pretty good, Pete. -Yeah, thanks.

-Yeah, but there's an important piece missin'

to this pie puzzle.

-Yeah, what's that?

[ Laughter ]

[ Hissing ]

-Oh. Hang on. -Yeah.

-[Mumbling] -Yeah.

[ Laughter ] No. Oh, you're gettin' high.

He's getting -- no, no, no.

[ Laughter ] No. -Perfect.

-Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Perfect! [ Laughter ]

-Well put, partner. I'm glad we took part

in the Point Pleasant Police Department.

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[ Whistling ] -What a show.

[ Cheering and applause ] Wow.

What a show! -What a show.

[ Laughter ]

-What a show that was. -Wow.

They should bring it back. -They should bring it back.

My thanks to Ewan McGregor, everyone.