JOHN-- IT'S GOOD.

IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE STILL HERE.

THIS IS PLEASANT.

>> THIS IS HELPING ME A LOT, TOO.

>> Stephen: IS IT REALLY?

STAYING HYDRATED?

>> ABSOLUTELY!

>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE FROM "JOHN MULANEY AND THE

SACK LUNCH BUNCH."

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP?

>> OH, THIS IS A SCENE-- SO IT'S A-- IT'S A VARIETY SHOW.

WE HAVE A LOT OF SONGS.

WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS LIKE JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND DAVID BURN AND

RICHARD KIND.

IT'S A COMEDY SPECIAL WITH KIDS AND ADULTS.

THIS IS A MOMENT IN IT WHERE I PLAY CHESS WITH A YOUNG MAN

NAMED TYLER BURKE.

AND WE BASICALLY-- THIS IS REALLY NOT VERY WRITTEN.

THIS IS BASICALLY JUST A REAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND

TYLER.

>> Stephen: JIM.

>> SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING IN LIFE WORKS OUT FOR YOU.

>> OKAY, KIND OF.

IN RETROSPECT TKIND OF DOES.

>> DO YOU FEEL YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH FOR RETROSPECT?

>> NO, NOT REALLY.

>> YEAH.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

I JUST BROUGHT UP A FANCY WORD.

I WATCH A LOT OF STAND-UP COMEDY.

>> OH, REALLY?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY SPECIAL?

>> NINETE.

>> Stephen: NOW, HE'S GREAT.

>> TYLER.

>> Stephen: TYLER BURKE IS GREAT.

>> AND KNOW THAT HE'S GREAT, BECAUSE LONG BEFORE HE WAS IN

THE "SACK LUNCH BUNCH," TYLER WAS ON MY SHOW IN SOMETHING

CALLED "KIDS' MOVIES," WHERE KIDS DESIGN MOVIES AND HE IS

ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL TO WORK WITH.

TYLER, WOULD YOU COME OUT HERE, POLICE.

TYLER, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> HEY, AUDIENCE!

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

>> IT'S GOING GOOD.

>> Stephen: TYLER, NICE TO SEE YOU.

I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

WOULD YOU MIND BEING MY GUEST FOR A FEW MINUTES WITH MY FRIEND

JOHN HERE.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: GREAT.

HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO BE UP THIS GREAT?

>> WOW, MY MOM, A LITTLE KOOKUE.

SHE'S CRAZY AND LETS ME STAY AUNT THESE ABSURD HOURS, LIKE

NOW.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.

>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> Stephen: STAGE MOM.

JOHN SAID HE LIKED WORKING WITH YOU KIDS.

WAS JOHN GOOD WITH THE KIDS?

>> HE-- OKAY, SO.

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE ELSE,

BUT I LIKED HIM.

EXCEPT-- EXCEPT, I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS ONE TIME HE MAY HAVE

SAID A CURSE WORD.

>> Audience: OOOH!

>> Stephen: NOW, WAIT A SECOND.

>> WHAT ARE YOU AT A PUPPET SHOW?

>> WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET.

I HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

>> OKAY.

>> YOU GOT MY A CAKE ON MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I WORKED ON MY

BIRTHDAY?

BIRTHDAY.

>> YES, YOU DID, YOU WORKED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

>> WE HAD A-- IT WAS A CHESS BOARD.

>> LIKE THE SCENE.

>> LIKE THE SCENE WE DID.

I REMEMBER WHEN I CURSED.

REMEMBER WE WERE ALL SITTING TOGETHER IN A GROUP?

>> YEAH.

>> AND I WAS TALKING TO THE DIRECTOR, AND HE TOLD ME WE

DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO SOMETHING.

AND I FORGOT EYE JUST FORGOT YOU WERE ALL 8-13.

>> IT HAPPENS.

>> Stephen: DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT HE SAID A BAD WORD?

>> NO, I DIDN'T, BUT IF I WOULD, HE WOULD BE IN TROUBLE.

OOOO!

>> Stephen: TYLER, DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE YOUR MOM

IS GOING TO WATCH THE SHOW TONIGHT?

>> THERE'S A 100% CHANCE.

>> Stephen: TYLER, LAST QUESTION, WE HAVE TO GO.

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!

>> IT WAS SAID OUT OF FRUSTRATION.

>> Stephen: IT WAS, IT WAS.

LAST QUESTION.

YOU'VE WORKED WITH ME, AND YOU'VE WORKED WITH JOHN...

>> OH, BOY.

>> Stephen: WHO-- AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HURT EITHER OF OUR FEELINGS.

WHO WAS MORE FUN TO WORK WITH?

>> WELL, I DID WORK WITH ETHAN HAWKE.

( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS-- HE WAS THE BEST!

>> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR, TYLER.

TYLER, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW SHOW.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: TYLER BOURKE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED "JOHN MULANEY

AND THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH."

JOHN MULANEY AND TYLER BOURKE, EVERYBODY!