字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Ken: HELLO! THANK YOU! OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW" WITH ME, KEN JEONG. THANK YOU! YOU MAY KNOW ME AS "THAT GUY" FROM "THAT THING" WHICH YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WAS "OKAY." ( LAUGHTER ) I'M FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN, WHILE HE'S TAKING TIME OFF TO WORK ON ANOTHER PROJECT. (WHISPERING) "BOTOX, NOSE JOB, LIP INJECTIONS." ( LAUGHTER ) BUT WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY. I'M SO GRATEFUL TO THE NINE CELEBRITIES WHO SAID NO BEFORE JAMES ASKED ME. ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A FUN FACT, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THIS. BEFORE I WENT INTO COMEDY, I WAS AN ACTUAL MEDICAL DOCTOR. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES! THANK YOU. HEAL THYSELF. ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS AN INTERNAL MEDICINE PHYSICIAN AT KAISER PERMANENTE AND PRACTICED FOR SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I SAID, ( BLEEP ) THAT, I'LL BE NAKED AND FAMOUS IN A MOVIE." AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. UH-UH, KLONOPIN IS THE BEST MEDICINE. ( LAUGHTER ) IT GIVES YOU A SCHOLAR'S BUZZ. ( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER ) >> Ken: THANK YOU. FOR ME, HOSTING A LATE-NIGHT SHOW, EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT, IS A DREAM COME TRUE. IT'S SO EXCITING KNOWING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL BE TUNING IN AT 11:30 TO SEE ME-- WHAT? WHEN DOES THIS AIR? 12:30? (SIGHS) HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL BE TUNING IN TO SEE ME. ( RIM SHOT ) SPEAKING OF EXCITING, TOMORROW IS A VERY HISTORIC DAY. THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE VOTING ON THE IMPEACHMENT OF DONALD TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH. I GOTTA SAY, IT IS PRETTY BALLSY OF THE HOUSE TO HOLD THEIR IMPEACHMENT VOTE THE SAME DAY AS THE SECOND SEASON FINALE OF "THE MASKED SINGER." PICKED UP FOR A THIRD. AM I RIGHT? ( RIM SHOT ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO IT AGAIN. ( RIM SHOT ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE HUMAN RIM SHOT! ( CHEERING ) AND WE'LL CUT THAT. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, IT IS A ROUGH TIME FOR TRUMP, ALTHOUGH MAYBE HE'LL SEE THIS SHOW TONIGHT AND FEEL CHEERED UP THAT I'M FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN. YOU KNOW, AN AMERICAN TAKING A JOB BACK FROM AN IMMIGRANT. YAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER ) IN OTHER NEWS, THIS WAS AN INTERESTING NEW STUDY. SO-CALLED "ME-TIME" IS MORE IMPORTANT FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAN DATE NIGHTS. "ME TIME." OR AS MR. CHOW CALLS IT, "HEHEHEHE." ( LAUGHTER ) COME ON, GUYS. ( APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS. WHAT? THAT'S NOT DIRTY, I WAS ROLLING DICE FROM MY STOMACH. GROW UP! "ME-TIME." I LIKE THAT TERM. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE I'VE BEEN USING AROUND THE HOUSE, "O-FACE O-CLOCK." THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ACTING RANGE. ( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER ) AND, FINALLY, CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY STARTED CELEBRATING. POLICE AT THE NASHVILLE AIRPORT DISCOVERED THAT A MAN CARRYING SUITCASES FILLED WITH WRAPPED CHRISTMAS PRESENTS WAS ACTUALLY SMUGGLING 84 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA. ( LAUGHTER ) SORRY, REGGIE AND THE BAND. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. ( LAUGHTER ) GUYS, AS A TOKE, I WOULD NOT ADVISE YOU TO DO THIS. IT'S DANGEROUS, IT'S ILLEGAL YOU CAN GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. AND BESIDES, IF YOU WANT THAT MUCH WEED, HOLLER AT YOUR BOY AND MEET ME IN THE BACK OF MY CAMRY. ( RIM SHOT ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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