Name: Ask-O-Matic技術讓Stephen Colbert不用離開沙發就能訪問愛荷華州的選民。 (Ask-O-Matic Technology Allows Stephen Colbert To Visit Iowa Voters Without Leaving His Couch)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:39:13.000Z
Duration: 7 min 46 s
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YOU KNOW FOLKS >> Stephen: AS I SAID BEFORE,

CANDIDATES ARE SWARMING THE STATE TO SEE WHAT VOTERS HAVE TO

I HAVE TWO PROBLEMS -- ONE, I HAVE A SHOW TO DO EVERY NIGHT

AND, TWO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO IOWA IN JANUARY.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, LUCKILY, FOR YEARS, TEAM

COLBERT HAS BEEN DEVELOPING A REVOLUTIONARY NEW TECHNOLOGY

THAT ALLOWS ME TO REMOTELY APPEAR ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.

WE TAKE A TRASH PHUKET AND AFFIX TO IT AN iPad, WITH HOT GLUE

THEN WE GET ONE OF MY STAFFERS, GABE -- GABE, COME ON OUT HERE.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING TO DO THIS.

>> Stephen: WE PUT THE BUCKET -- HOLD ON -- ON GABE'S

>> Stephen: NEXT, TAKE A SECOND BUCKET AND, INSIDE OF

THIS BUCKET, I'VE GLUED AN iPhone IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TURN ON FaceTime, THERE YOU GO, PLACE

( LAUGHTER ) THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL THAT

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS IN STEPHEN COLBERT'S FACE?

( APPLAUSE ) IN FACT, THIS PROPRIETARY BUCKET

TECHNOLOGY IS SO EFFECTIVE THAT THIS WEEK I USED IT TO GO TO

>> AHH... DES MOINES, IOWA, IN MID-WINTER.

EVERY FOUR YEARS, JOURNALISTS AND CANDIDATES SUDDENLY CARE

ABOUT IOWA, SO THEY FLOCK TO THE ONE PLACE THAT WILL DECIDE THE

>> STEPHEN: HEY, EVERYBODY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> Stephen: VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE PHYSICALLY WITH YOU

PHYSICALLY, ME HERE IN THIS DINER WITH YOU, IN IOWA.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO CAUCUS FOR?

>> STEPHEN: IOWA VOTER, CAN I ASK YOU AN IMPORTANT QUESTION?

>> STEPHEN: MIDGE, THAT IS THE MOST IOWA NAME I CAN THINK OF.

>> STEPHEN: AND WHY DID YOU COME TO IOWA?

>> STEPHEN: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE USE OF MILITARY FORCE

I KNOW WE HAVE THE AUTHORIZATION OF FORCE FROM 2002, BUT THE

LANDSCAPE AND PEOPLE HAVE REALLY CHANGED, AND I GUESS MY QUESTION

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THE CARTOON MOUSE FILTER.

>> STEPHEN: AS A NATIVE IOWAN, WHAT ISSUES ARE MOST IMPORTANT

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: OH, HOLD ON I NEED

I WAS MEETING IOWA VOTERS FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COUCH.

MEANWHILE, SOME OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONT RUNNERS

COULDN'T BE THERE BECAUSE THEY WERE STUCK IN THE SENATE FOR THE

I AM GUESSING THAT IS PRETTY FRUSTRATING.

I WISH I COULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU AT THE DINER.

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Ask-O-Matic技術讓Stephen Colbert不用離開沙發就能訪問愛荷華州的選民。 (Ask-O-Matic Technology Allows Stephen Colbert To Visit Iowa Voters Without Leaving His Couch)

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