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  • this is gonna be an epic video.

  • What?

  • A bikini, baby.

  • I hope they're going to send us home.

  • That was, like totally Children.

  • And now we're gonna see the new baby was gonna feed him you and now decide.

  • Okay, kids dropped up at school.

  • I am going now to pick up Emma from the house she's working today in my house about I want to grab her for a birthday breakfast.

  • It was her birthday on the 30th which was yesterday, right?

  • What?

  • Today's first?

  • Yes.

  • So we're going to do that.

  • And then we're gonna go back to walk.

  • Yesterday, I had finally a day where I literally just shelled.

  • I watched two movies.

  • I ate a lot.

  • I was, like, in my robe all day.

  • I really, really needed that.

  • Still managed to do a few errands, but otherwise pappa was on kids patrol.

  • So it was amazing.

  • Third day beauty.

  • Wow.

  • Right when I started blogging.

  • Look comes back from the bathroom along.

  • I really thought you were giving birth in the bathroom.

  • I was kind of hoping I just finished filming what's in my bag?

  • It's in my hospital bag and I feel better now because I've been kind of postponing shooting this video, and I wasn't prepared at all.

  • So perfect timing.

  • I have six more days until my due date.

  • That can happen, obviously any day now.

  • So better to be ready.

  • I know.

  • I need to know.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You guys, we can't wait to put this together.

  • This is all the weeks from the beginning of the pregnancy.

  • What?

  • Look, I had a mom like such a baby.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is 10 weeks, Like after lunch.

  • This'd is crazy.

  • Showed alive today.

  • Look again, if it get it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wow.

  • This is gonna be an epic video.

  • What a bikini.

  • This begin, e.

  • We stretch its limits to the end.

  • What it was for, uh, I had a very long day today.

  • It's three o'clock on dhe.

  • I watched a movie.

  • I watched an episode of friends, and I had a big bowl of noodles and still find noodles that I had to finish.

  • So that, like, took a lot of energy and, uh, going for a nap.

  • Now be South World Still pregnant?

  • This, uh, that was amazing.

  • While idea, Jakey, that was so beautiful.

  • You.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Talent to stop calling Gary.

  • I will call you back, babe.

  • We'll call you back.

  • We're gonna call you back way, okay?

  • Yes, thank you.

  • Have a fresh for sponsoring this video and sending us the CR me quick.

  • Okay, let's make some food.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • We need to make dinner, and Mama doesn't have time.

  • So what we're gonna do today is use Halo fresh.

  • That's been saving Mama's behind.

  • Yeah, and making really army dinners.

  • Okay, Because I don't have time to grocery shop anymore.

  • What I was cooking today.

  • Look, that big kid kicking and ties with cheesy, cheesy vegetable flag kleiss rice, Yanni, This'd the mirror.

  • And we have everything we need here.

  • You ready?

  • Inside?

  • This is the chicken.

  • So this is super simple.

  • It takes about 30 minutes.

  • I used to go to the grocery store and buy one ingredient for one recipe and then won't use all of it and throw some out with halo fresh.

  • They're old.

  • Ingredients come pre measured.

  • So you literally use everything that's in there.

  • This has been a big, big help and getting home cooked meals instead of going out and not knowing what's in your food, which is awesome.

  • And basically, every week I choose the meals that I want in my delivery so I can kind of pre planned for everything we're gonna eat a week.

  • The meal is cooking, and I'm resting because of those Bali have a fresh is offering a special this camp code for you.

  • So if you guys want to get $60 off, so $20 off your 1st 3 boxes, all you need to do is go to have a fresh dot com and put the promo code Valerius 60.

  • Yeah, and then you gonna feel like a chef with minimal work.

  • Thanks, Haley.

  • Fresh.

  • Okay, I'm gonna go check to make sure my chicken supper.

  • Thio b k e o You guys can blow you guys, especially not you, because you have a tendency to spit on the cake way.

  • Don't want any 27 I d.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, Just said for cake 87 27.

  • Happy birthday.

  • P k de que Dios?

  • My last minute.

  • Your last name?

  • How does he know?

  • Okay, okay, so we are trying to come up with names.

  • I feel like Piquet will administer but also pick a will be the one who will decide because it's his birthday.

  • No.

  • Began.

  • I have a secret friendship that you don't know about.

  • No, no, that were Leo with That is not an option anymore.

  • Max is still an option.

  • My mom doesn't like Max Logan.

  • No, Logan.

  • You know, Lucas.

  • I like Lucas.

  • Lucas.

  • Lucas is so nice.

  • This is like it was Wow, this is gonna be so much fun.

  • He said no CEO to you, CEO Seo Jake.

  • Then you know Nigel.

  • No, there's Archie.

  • There's even a picture of a baby RG That sounds like a dog kick once, if you like the name.

  • Okay, baby.

  • What?

  • Jakey, Why did you ask me when the baby's gonna come?

  • Oh, man, I don't know.

  • Hopefully before Saturday.

  • Tomorrow?

  • Yes, Jake, I would like that.

  • Yes, Benjamin, What would you like to say?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, I like.

  • Oh, I'm so happy to hear Sadik likes you too.

  • Yeah, it's the best.

  • Tuesday, we are going back to the doctor's office and a mirrors with me again.

  • I hope I'm gonna This is the last time we're doing this because I can't.

  • I want to give birth or kind of like you knew what she was saying, How she put the wrong Maschera because she has some friends that she uses water, water scare.

  • Malaria is one of them and I didn't do it today and now I'm all leaking.

  • It's been like five minutes, like it's like, Well, next time just where the waterproof mint where the waterproof mascara When you with malaria?

  • I know.

  • Maybe save me on your phone and contacts as waterproof.

  • I feel like when we first met, it was like nonstop lot.

  • Remember, it was Lady, It's ridiculous.

  • And I was like, Okay, what?

  • Approve us care.

  • I felt a lot of wiggly stuff in my vagina, but I don't think it means anything we could have about going seven centimeters last 6.5.

  • But I'm going in.

  • We're going in, Uh, Scotch.

  • But what you got?

  • I This is so fun.

  • This is so where the kids are great to two centimeters.

  • I am so happy when you're wrong.

  • So what does that mean?

  • Doctor, you have a better chance of having it.

  • This really half a shirt with happening better charge my camera.

  • Good again.

  • Yea, Okay.

  • I should have brought you here earlier.

  • I know, right?

  • Carrie Amira went toe work.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm so excited to centimeters dilated.

  • She said the chances are I'm going to give birth this week.

  • So But they did book an induction for me.

  • Just in case induction to induce me for the 14 which will be a week which will take me to being a week overdue.

  • So hopefully that's not gonna be the case.

  • It's getting really I'm gonna call my mom.

  • I'm giving sweet beak giving No one's gonna ruin my day Custom giving birth.

  • Really?

  • But guess who's giving birth this week High Jeon doctor said I'm dilating two centimeters and then I'm gonna give birth this week.

  • No, but they booked that day to induce me in case I won't.

  • But she said that she thinks I will Yes, very excited.

  • I'm giving birth this week.

  • Everybody birth for you, Bird.

  • For you, Bert.

  • For everybody.

  • E feel like Oprah.

  • This is for you.

  • I forgot to give it to you yesterday.

  • I love this is so cute.

  • It's actually really sweet.

  • Happy birthday ambush.

  • I wrote a little note for you.

  • I hope it makes sense in your language.

  • Don't judge me, you guys.

  • This is actually kind of more queen to end.

  • Like nice.

  • Yeah, You know what?

  • I do it.

  • Yeah, she found the head.

  • Yeah, that's what people were suggests the Regal.

  • Why?

  • I don't understand.

  • You must be well.

  • Last week, it was half a centimetre.

  • I'm having a baby this week.

  • Lunch party from Juan is a burrito.

  • This is ginger ale and hot sauce.

  • Because I'm planning to induce myself naturally.

  • Yeah.

  • Are you ready to have this baby or what I was thinking about?

  • I'm happy.

  • I need you to be excited.

  • It's gonna be a lot of work.

  • Usually have eyes only for you, baby, but Oh, my God, This is so cute.

  • Oh, my Lord.

  • Oh, this is so so was it from many?

  • Tippi, how cute is that for Gary?

  • That's for you.

  • Wow.

  • Looks good.

  • Oh, maybe it's for the kids K.

  • Take it off.

  • Don't stretch it while Gary's feeling it.

  • Okay, I'm taking a break to go shoe shopping because I'm worth it.

  • Guys, it's like not cold.

  • It's We're going.

  • You ready?

  • Us?

  • Against the world works rain rain.

  • Go away.

  • Mama needs to buy shoes, Little cuties.

  • I got these recently.

  • This is kind of another spender.

  • Super comfortable.

  • Exactly.

  • The dirty shoe trend.

  • But I feel like they're not.

  • No, they're still pretty dirty.

  • This is like a pregnancy decision.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Where?

  • It's like a few months passed by and look with what?

  • I think I'm torn between these and these, which are, like two different personalities.

  • Had to take up my spotter.

  • So now we look like trailer trash?

  • Yeah.

  • It's really like in a ritzy freshener.

  • Instagram no one sees us.

  • Just woke up this morning saying that she thinks I'll have a baby today.

  • I just had a gut feeling.

  • Wow.

  • Today, Today I know what's gonna happen.

  • And I'm legit.

  • Like I'm contracting right now.

  • Has contractions.

  • Good to know guys like a midget.

  • I'm feeling it.

  • I'm not choking.

  • I'm not trying to scare you.

  • It's gonna take more time, But I can already feel like, but it's also your baby.

  • This could be faster than the other.

  • This is exciting thing.

  • This is the burrito then I don't know.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Did you imagine your water breaks dream dream of every content creator their water break while filming.

  • What if I go to the bathroom and the baby ways happens like in my head like, Oh, actually, she's I feel like she's actually kind of getting a little nervous.

  • She's like, I have contraction.

  • Like what?

  • What if it happens?

  • And then she called us and like it's too late.

  • What do you make such too long at the hospital?

  • No, we have to be like she just went to the bathroom and he showed us.

  • Don't put your phones on silent about malaria.

  • Order some McDonald's because she's basically going into labor.

  • I don't know tonight for you, Madame.

  • Happy birthday.

  • Yeah, for my birthday.

  • Yeah, Let's see our shoes That repose to care.

  • I think they're really nice.

  • I just don't know when you're ever gonna wear them.

  • That's not the point.

  • The color is how beautiful Royal Blue won't buy anything.

  • You're gonna go into labor tonight or now.

  • So our girlfriend from L.

  • A.

  • She was due at the end of September, and she just texted me that she's in the hospital now and she's ready to pop.

  • And I'm hoping that will have.

  • Maybe did the same time.

  • You won't be older than our baby.

  • I want you to understand how ready I have to give birth.

  • Okay?

  • I'm putting on a mask so my skin will look nice and beautiful for my baby.

  • And I'm Steve ing my pajamas for the hospital.

  • That's what I'm doing with my life right now.

  • Okay?

  • So I'm ready for your baby.

  • My pajamas would be all steamed and nice wrinkle free for you.

  • Hopefully, my face will be wrinkle free for you.

  • Come on.

  • It's fun.

  • Here.

  • Come, come on.

  • It's three AM on October 3rd, and I'm definitely having contractions.

  • The show is so weird because it feels like you just don't need to go to the bathroom like sick period pains.

  • And I'm trying to time them in between each other.

  • I feel like right now they're probably about I would say 10 seven minutes apart, which probably means that I'm about 3 to 4 centimeters dilated.

  • Let's have this baby Well a month and you don't know for sure putting you?

  • I don't get it, but the lights are on.

  • No, don't Marshall's murder.

  • See him?

  • That signal.

  • So Okay, It's a venue.

  • Academic freedom.

  • Are you ready to have a baby?

  • I think it's time to go to the hospital.

  • I think so.

  • Uh, something's happening.

  • And it's not the burrito.

  • Yeah, I haven't reached just yet, so if you can try to maybe text or something, Okay.

  • But, you know, Okay, but we'll see you soon.

  • Hey, guys, it's me at three.

  • 55 a.

  • M.

  • And I'm calling Jessica.

  • Why am I calling Jessica?

  • Because malaria woke up, called me about 3 a.m. And now we're waiting for her to tell us when she was in the hospital.

  • So we basically have to meet her there.

  • Whenever, Whenever.

  • So wake up.

  • Jess Thomas.

  • Parents?

  • No, I think they were literally going stopping by getting a coffee.

  • Yeah, because it's not like I don't know how I feel.

  • And I feel bad that I'm getting everybody like, all wake up in the morning and there's a baby beside me I just don't want I think because it's number three like everyone was scaring me that as soon as I feel anything, I need to go to the hospital.

  • So you have to be in the gym and 6 30 Do you think I'm gonna make it?

  • No.

  • Small coffee with cream.

  • Have again?

  • Cheese?

  • Yeah, but in a large cup.

  • Every time I look at you, I think, man a little just like me gonna be calling.

  • You got your dance?

  • Here's an all.

  • Sometimes I wonder what you're going to be.

  • A general, a doctor, maybe an emcee.

  • I want to kiss you all the time, but I will catch that.

  • But when you cut that, why you trying to be a tough dad?

  • But you'd be making me laugh creasing.

  • Sure when I see the eyes of my baby boy.

  • Um, just later, I think in my sleep or something, I must have been like, Turn this sound off.

  • Why is this sleep?

  • You're more calm than I thought.

  • Yeah, because it's like, what?

  • What?

  • You know, it just feels like you really want to go to the bathroom, so go.

  • No, but I don't want a baby.

  • Are you having contractions?

  • Is it's not painful words.

  • Just like it's like if you ate a very spicy like you did yesterday like I did yesterday, I should have brought my Manolos five o'clock in the Warren, You're talking about the wire week.

  • So then why are we in the hospital?

  • I don't know, Like because I found something, but I'm really feeling it.

  • Well, that's awkward.

  • We literally have everyone here.

  • Whole families here and the rest are on their way.

  • I don't think I'm in active labor.

  • I have one contractions, I think, like, five minutes ago.

  • Nothing sense.

  • So they're gonna come and check me and assess me and see how much of dilating I hope you're not going to send us home.

  • That was, like, totally chilling, babe.

  • Bye.

  • It doesn't look like it's gonna be any time soon, so the contractions are really far apart.

  • I don't know if they're gonna send this home or what they're gonna do.

  • We might stay, but I think you guys early free to go.

  • And then if it starts up again, we'll give you guys a call.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • We'll try again.

  • Hopefully today.

  • Remind him messing with just water already.

  • Okay, let's go with that.

  • Wednesday was that it's not the baby.

  • Wouldn't really normal Still pregnant.

  • You guys, I thought that today I would eventually end up in the hospital again.

  • But It doesn't seem that way.

  • So no baby for me today I'm aware that it's I'm still, like before my due date, but, uh, so we're gonna keep this inducing project going Gear is gonna take me on a hot date literally to eat hot chicken wings gotta be spicy And now we're gonna watch This is us And hopefully I'll get so emotional or scared or something Sneezing I don't know Maybe will make me sneeze.

  • You don't go into labor.

  • I'm serious about getting this baby thing.

  • Bon out the oven.

  • The exercise portion is this.

  • Just make this up.

  • What?

  • Squats?

  • Yeah, I knew that you were showing off.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I'll find a picture of you.

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • You want to see a funny video?

  • Jake?

  • Who is that?

  • This is baby.

  • Who was this baby?

  • Three.

  • See?

  • Mommies feeding little bit.

  • Why?

  • I mean, because you were baby, you couldn't eat by yourself.

  • And now we're going to see the new baby.

  • I was gonna feed him E o.

  • Who decided that?

  • Hi, guys.

  • Guess what?

  • Wait.

  • Come out, baby.

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