>> OKAY.

>> James: COME A LITTLE CLOSER.

NOT THAT CLOSE, IT'S TOO MUCH.

JUST SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HAIR.

YOU HAVE HAD, MORE THAN ANYONE I KNOW, SOME EXTREME HAIRSTYLES

OVER THE YEARS.

AND WHAT WE'VE DONE, WE'VE GOT SOME PHOTOS, AND I WANT YOU TO

TELL ME THE PLUSES AND THE MINUSES OF EACH OF THESE

HAIRSTYLES.

WE'LL START WITH THIS ONE, FULL HAIR, FULL BEARD.

>> THE PLUS OF THIS IS, WARMTH.

FOR SURE.

IT'S VERY, VERY WARM.

ABOUT THAT'S THE ONLY PLUS.

I MEAN THERE'S NO OTHER PLUS BESIDES THAT.

THE NEGATIVES ARE MANY.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU GET THAT MUSTACHE PART GETS TOO LONG,

THEN ANY TIME YOU TAKE A BITE OF A SANDWICH OR BURR RIGHT OWE,

YOUR TEETH PULL DOWN ON THE MUSTACHE AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE

CONSTANTLY DOING THAT.

SO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP THAT UPPER PART TRIMMED.

AND ALSO, THERE'S EVERY PART OF THAT HAIR THERE'S OLD FOOD FROM

MAYBE MONTHS PREVIOUS.

YOU KNOW?

>> James: OKAY.

NOW TELL ME THE PLUSES AND MINUSES OF THIS HALF-AND-HALF

HAIRSTYLE?

>> YES.

WELL, THE PLUSES, GORGEOUSNESS.

ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S VERY INTERESTING.

YOU CAN EAT EASIER BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE OPENING OVER

THERE.

>> James: I ONCE SAW YOU AT A PARTY WITH THIS HAIR.

AND IT WAS QUITE EXTRAORDINARY BECAUSE YOU'D BE THIS WAY

TALKING TO SOMEONE, AND YOU'D BE LIKE OH THAT'S WILL FORTE AND

YOU WOULD HAVE TURNED AROUND, LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY

EYES?

>> THAT LEADS GREAT TO THE NEGATIVE.

YOU KNOW, JUST PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

I WOULD WALK DOWN STREETS AND BE BLOCKS AWAY, PEOPLE CROSS THE

STREET.

>> James: WOW, THAT'S A BIG ONE.

FINALLY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, THE DR. PHIL.

INTERWELL, I MEAN.

>> WELL, I ACTUALLY, THE POSITIVE IS I CAN GET INTO

DIFFERENT FUNCTIONS AS DR. PHIL.

I MEAN, I AM A LEGITIMATE DONE D DOPPLEGANGER FOR DR. PHIL.

I MEAN, I AM A LEGITIMATE DONE D DOPPLEGANGER FOR DR. PHIL.

LIKE THE ADVICE HE GAVE ME ON HIS SHOW.

>> James: REALLY, YOU REALLY LEANED INTO BEING DR. PHIL.

THANK YOU WILL, THAT'S, ANYONE THINKING ABOUT MAKING SOME HAIR

CHOICES, THAT WILL GIVE US AN INSIGHT INTO WHAT YOU CAN DO.