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  • (crowd murmuring)

  • (yelling)

  • - You know, I mean we're a not a boys club or a social club,

  • we're just a group of husbands, collectively waiting

  • for our wives in the Target parking lot.

  • (gentle music)

  • - I used to get so bored.

  • - Hours and hours of waiting in the car.

  • - I thought it would be a good idea one time

  • to go in with the wife.

  • Thought I could maybe scout out some camping gear,

  • something like that.

  • Just ended up holding her purse.

  • - Eventually I just started returning the carts,

  • just to stay busy, get a little exercise.

  • And then the Target management noticed and they offered

  • me a job.

  • They said I could work whenever my wife was shopping.

  • Last week I clocked 12 hours.

  • - Between 2015 and 2018, I actually completed my doctorate

  • online while waiting for my wife.

  • - Then one day everything changed.

  • I'm sitting in the car, it's been 63 minutes,

  • I'm furious, and then there's this knock on the window.

  • (knocking)

  • - Hey, got some new jerky, you want to try some?

  • - Charlie's beef jerky, yeah that was honestly

  • the start of our friendship.

  • - It didn't happen all at once.

  • - Honestly I don't remember how it started.

  • - Hank came along, and then this Myles guy

  • started parking closer to us, and then eventually

  • the group was just formed.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - What do we do here?

  • Well we toss the ball around, we play some cards,

  • a little gambling.

  • We have supper if it gets late enough.

  • - When Myles brought his grill, it changed everything.

  • - So got your standard grill setup

  • that everyone has, we got the coffee over here,

  • we got the beans about to go there.

  • Brats on the grill, it's lunchtime.

  • - One summer, we did a series of car washes,

  • and we actually raised enough money

  • to put a big screen in the back of Penn's van.

  • - [All] TV, TV, TV, TV.

  • (cheering)

  • - That was a good summer.

  • - For a while the kids were a little damper on the group,

  • but then we got a two car system going,

  • where each guy takes a 15 minute shift watching the kids

  • while the others just get to chill, hang out.

  • - Eventually we decided just to put a security camera

  • in the day care van, so we could keep an eye on the kids,

  • but also keep a full poker table.

  • (maaning)

  • - God.

  • - This will pay for my wife's Target run.

  • - Hey does somebody got eyes on the kids?

  • - Oh they're fine.

  • (rock music)

  • - You know honestly, I think this has saved my marriage.

  • My wife and I used to constantly fight about how much time

  • she was spending at Target.

  • But now, thanks to the group,

  • my marriage is stronger than ever.

  • - I clip coupons for her now, so we can head to Target

  • and I can hang out with the guys and she can do her thing,

  • whatever she does in there.

  • - Taylor, we gotta go, we gotta go.

  • - Oh come on, babe, five more minutes.

  • - No we gotta go right now.

  • - Just five more minutes.

  • - You guys have been in here all day.

  • - Pam, see the sale on the curtains?

  • - Saw it.

  • - They're really nice.

  • - They're real cute.

  • - Saw it, gotta go.

  • - I know it sounds crazy, but I look forward

  • to those throw pillows going on sale now.

  • Get to see my boys.

  • - Honey, we're coming tomorrow?

  • - Yeah they got a sale tomorrow,

  • you'll be here.

  • - We got a sale tomorrow.

  • Okay all right yeah I'll see you guys tomorrow.

  • - All right sounds good.

  • - See you guys tomorrow.

  • - I just hope it doesn't end with us.

  • - I would love to see Target husband groups

  • just formed all over the world.

  • - There's no reason for any husband to have to endure

  • a red tag sale alone.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - If you see another guy waiting for his wife,

  • just offer him some beef jerky,

  • let him know you're down to hang.

  • - Your best friend may be just two cars away.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - We have so much in common, we all have wives,

  • and they're all in there, somewhere.

  • - My name is Myles.

  • - My name is Penn.

  • - My name is Charlie.

  • - My name is Taylor, and I am a Target husband.

  • - And I'm a Target husband.

  • - And I'm a Target husband.

  • - And I'm a Target Husband.

  • (gentle music)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Man] Keep her movin'.

  • - [Woman] Oh you betcha, yeah.

  • - [Woman] Yeah.

(crowd murmuring)

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