Name: 民主黨人離開愛荷華州，假堵車和加州推動結束體能測試｜《每日秀》雜誌社 (Democrats Leave Iowa, a Fake Traffic Jam & California’s Push to End Fitness Tests | The Daily Show)
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What was meant to be a one-day event in Iowa

has turned into a four-day shitshow of confusion.

Only about three-quarters of the ballots are in,

so we still don't know who officially won.

between Bernie Sanders, the world's youngest old man,

and Pete Buttigieg, the world's oldest young man.

no one is around to give a victory speech

because the candidates have already moved on.

NEWSWOMAN: Today, all of the top candidates

are in New Hampshire ahead of the primary next week.

And as you can see right there on your screen,

they're holding events all around the state right now.

they're having a little bit of trouble counting votes.

But I am confident that here in New Hampshire,

I know they'll be able to count your votes on election night.

Man, this is what I love about Bernie Sanders.

Because he spent a year sucking up to Iowa,

who have no idea what the (bleep) they're doing."

you know, as soon as he's on to the next primary.

but I think Democrats should consider themselves lucky

that they get to work out all of the voting kinks

in these super white states like Iowa and New Hampshire.

Because this shit wouldn't fly when they're in South Carolina.

Yeah. You try and tell an old black woman

her vote isn't going through because of a broken app.

That's funny, 'cause your ass about to be broken, too."

Oh, and-and speaking of technology gone wrong,

ever since traffic apps like Waze came along,

people have complained that their neighborhoods

are packed with cars trying to find the quickest route.

Well, now one artist in Berlin might have found a solution.

to create fake traffic jams on Google Maps.

He pulled around 99 smartphones he got in a little red wagon.

-NEWSMAN: Look at that! -NEWSMAN 2: And he pulled them

And they put a little red line on there that said,

that if you walk down the street with a bunch of phones,

Google thinks there's a giant traffic jam on the block.

but his Verizon bill is gonna bankrupt him,

It almost makes me think that this is just a guy

for having a bunch of side chick burner phones.

He's like, "No, no, baby. It's for an art project.

"You see, I-I put them in my sex wagon...

I mean, wheelbarrow. Then I-I make traffic."

I've been disappointed that when my Uber arrived,

a lot of people were pissed off at this guy

Because if there's one thing I've learned from history,

it's that when a German is trying to become an artist,

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民主黨人離開愛荷華州，假堵車和加州推動結束體能測試｜《每日秀》雜誌社 (Democrats Leave Iowa, a Fake Traffic Jam & California’s Push to End Fitness Tests | The Daily Show)

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