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♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ 4

♪ Feel, feel it, it, feel it ♪ 5

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♪ How, how, how, how you doin' ♪ 9

Now, here's Wendy. 10

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♪ How you doin' ♪ 13

Thank you. 14

Thank you for watching our show. 15

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Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience. 17

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How you doin'? 19

How you doin'? 20

I'm doin' okay. 21

Let's get started. 22

It's time for? 23

Hot Topics. 24

Yes, come on. 25

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(deep bass music) 27

(Wendy sighs) 28

(some audience members scream for Wendy) 29

Thank you, I love more. 30

And thank you for making those fans. 31

How endearing. 32

We gave you a present. Yes 33

All right, I can't do that now though. 34

No, no, we already gave it, you can do it later. 35

Okay, I just don't have it. 36

It's the fur cuffs. 37

Oh. Fur cuff. 38

Very nice. 39

Let me see the fan, I like the fan. 40

(audience laughs) 41

I bejeweled it, look. 42

Cool, no, I see. 43

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Yeah. 45

You know we like the razzle dazzle here. 46

Let me tell you somethin' right now. 47

We're almost 50 days into our knowledge 48

about this coronavirus. 49

I think they said 47 yesterday. 50

I'm just rounding it up. 51

Okay, so here's what's goin' on. 52

Coachella, they're saying, 53

will most likely be postponed until October. 54

(audience murmurs) 55

Well, it's a little chillier in October 56

so then the germs aren't festering as much. 57

Look, I don't know what's goin' on. 58

(audience laughs) 59

So if you're goin' to Coachella, forget about it. 60

Then they have another thing 61

called Rage Against The Machine. 62

It's called the Stagecoach Festival. 63

Yeah. Right, right, right. 64

That's been canceled also, 65

and that's the one where the country artists, 66

they festival out. 67

Between these two concerts, 68

both concerts bring a combined $1.4 billion each year. 69

Wow. 70

You see what I'm saying? 71

I don't even know what to believe about this corona, 72

because if you're gonna put that kind of money, 73

throw it off to the side, 74

'cause both concerts might not ever get done at all. 75

(audience murmurs) 76

I mean they say postponed. 77

Well, we don't know what's gonna happen in October. 78

If you're gonna put that kinda money on the line, 79

then what's in this for me and you? 80

I mean is there corona in here? 81

I have no idea. 82

(audience laughs) (audience murmurs) 83

I have no idea. 84

But there are new rules. 85

The new rule is that I'm doin' most of the show 86

from right here in this chair. 87

You all grab that microphone. 88

We can do Ask Wendy. 89

I'm gonna talk across. 90

Mhm, mhm. 91

(audience laughs) 92

I'm very serious. 93

(audience applauds) 94

I don't feel sick. 95

I don't feel sick but who wants to get sick? 96

(audience murmurs) 97

I mean I thought I was good with the elbow bumpin' 98

but I'm not elbow or bumpin' either. 99

(audience laughs) 100

It's very unfortunate. 101

Speaking of fortune, Wheel of Fortune, 102

they will be taped with Alex Trebek, 103

who you know is battling pancreatic cancer, 104

and he will have no audience. 105

And then also, Jeopardy, you heard about this. 106

I mean Jeopardy and then Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak. 107

Pat Sajak Pat and Vanna. 108

Right, so it'll just be he and Vanna. 109

She'll be flippin' the cards and he'll be, 110

and there'll be no audience, 111

but he was battling the stomach thing. 112

So they're on the sickly list. 113

Now if you're sickly, 114

they don't want you comin' outta the house. 115

But sickly is relative to how you think of sickly. 116

I mean they're also older men, older people. 117

So sometimes, all right, 118

well, all right. 119

Personally speaking, they both have so much money, 120

I don't know why they're just not in the house. 121

(audience laughs) 122

They don't need that money. 123

I mean how many people in here have asthma, clap. 124

(few audience applauds) 125

Okay, well, you realize, 126

you all are supposed to be home. 127

(audience laughs) 128

Up here, Suzanne? 129

Brendan has it. 130

Yeah, well, he's supposed to be home too. 131

Uh-huh, oh no, he's gotta come into work with me, mhm. 132

But he has it. 133

But he has to take medicine every day for it. 134

The pump? 135

Yes. Yeah. 136

Yeah, morning and night, mm. 137

Well, they're saying asthma is a thing. 138

And anybody over 50. 139

Why am I here? 140

(audience laughs) 141

And then look, look. 142

(audience applauds) 143

The strip clubs are now involved. 144

Oh no. 145

Now first of all. 146

(audience murmurs) 147

Okay, see, now see, now see. 148

(audience laughs) (audience murmurs) 149

Some strip clubs are giving out hand sanitizers 150

and face masks to customers who want them. 151

One in particular's called The Little Darling. 152

That's out in Vegas. 153

I've heard of that place. 154

And then there's one in Tampa 155

on account I used to do business in Tampa 156

(laughs) so I know about this place. 157

(audience laughs) 158

Been there before. 159

Called Deja Vu Showgirls, 160

in Tampa. 161

These two places, are they leading, 162

first of all, 163

if the corona's out here, 164

why are you busy goin' to a strip club? 165

(audience laughs) 166

(audience applauds) 167

Do you need a lap dance that bad? 168

(audience laughs) 169

If I was a stripper, I wouldn't even show up for work. 170

I'd go back to school and get a formidable job. 171

This is not good. 172

No. (laughs) 173

And you know I love the girls at the strip club but girls, 174

all that sweatin'. 175

(audience laughs) 176

That's what I'm sayin'. 177

(audience laughs) 178

And then all the schools that are closed. 179

It was a constant scroll on the news this morning. 180