NOW HERE'S THE THING PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: IS YOU AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER BEFORE.

>> WE HAVE.

>> Stephen: WE WORKED TOGETHER ON--

>> "STRGS WITH CANDY."

>> Stephen: DID A SPECIAL APPEARANCE.

>> YOU GUEST WROTE ON "S.N.L."

FOR TWO WEEKS.

>> Stephen: FOR ONE MONTH IF YOU DON'T MIND.

IT WAS THREE EPISODES OVER A MONTH.

>> I THINK IT FELT LIKE TWO WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE PROLIFIC

AMOUNT OF WORK YOU HAD ON THE SHOW.

>> Stephen: WHEN I WAS GONE YOU SAID, "TOO SOON."

>> I THINK WE WROTE A SKETCH, YOU, AND MARK McKINY AND I

ABOUT THESE ROVING SOLDIERS AND DUELING DURATIONS BACK AND FORTH

GLI WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT.

>> WE WERE SETTING THE TERMS OF A BATTLE.

>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME.

>> WE WERE SETTING THE TERMS OF A BATTLE BUT THE TERMS WERE SO

COMPLICATED, AND IT WAS THIS BACK-AND-FORTH BUILDING OF--

THAT'S AS MUCHAISE GOT, TOO.

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: AND I KNOW THIS-- >> AND GUESS WHAT?

IT WENT TO DRESS, AND NO ONE LAUGHED.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.

>> THEY LOVED THE HISTORY, I THINK.

>> Stephen: YEAH, AND WE DID "BEWITCHED" TOGETHER.

>> WE DID "BEWITCHED."

>> Stephen: AND NOW I JUST REALIZED WE'RE BOTH-- YOU CAN

COME TO THE BIG CBS OFFSITE THIS WEEKEND.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS YOU'RE ALSO A MEMBER OF THE CBS FAMILY.

>> I AM.

>> Stephen: YOU-- PEOPLE-- THIS IS SORT OF-- THIS IS A

COMEDIC ROLE THIS WEEKEND IN "DOWNHILL."

IT'S ALSO DRAMATIC AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU DID A VERY DRAMATIC ROLE ON-- WHAT WAS THE SHOW?

>> IT WAS "THE GUARDIAN."

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT?

>> IT WAS "THE GUARDIAN."

>> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES, YES.

AND WHEN WAS THIS.

>> CBS.

>> Stephen: YES.

>> I WANT TO SAY MID- TO LATE 90s.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> AND MY MANAGER, JIMMY, WAS ALSO A PRODUCER ON AT THE TIME.

AND WE BASICALLY FORCED CBS TO-- TO WRITE A GUEST ROLE FOR ME,

WHICH LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE A SERIES REGULAR, UNCREDIT --

>> Stephen: NO JOKES.

>> NO JOKES.

UNDER THE NAME "PHIL WESTON."

IT'S CREDITED AS PHIL WESTON.

SO THEY COULDN'T -- >> Sephen: YOU'RE A MEMBER OF

THE CREW?

IS IT A LAW FIRM OR SOMETHING?

>> NO, IT'S-- IT'S-- I DON'T THINK IT'S A LAW FIRM.

> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

>> IT'S A COP SHOW.

>> Stephen: A COP SHOW.

>> AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO COME BE A PART OF THE

PRECINCT, UNTIL THIS FINAL MOMENT.

>> Stephen: AND WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF THE FINAL MOMENT OF THE

FIRST EPISODE?

>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FIRST EPISODE.

IT'S THE ONLY EPISODE I WAS IN, IN "THE GUARDIAN."

>> Stephen: SO THIS IS YOUR DRAMATIC-- THIS IS YOUR DRAMATIC

DEBUT.

>> THIS IS MY DEBUT ON THE CBS FAMILY.

>> Stephen: JIM.

>> YOU KNOW, HOLD THE ELEVATOR.

>> I'LL WAIT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL WAIT, TOO.

>> OUTSTANDING FIRST WEEK, LARRY.

>> THANK YOU, ALVIN.

( SIGHS ).

>> PRETTY EXCITING FIRST WEEK FOR ME.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS DO AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW?

>> YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

>> YOU GOT ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

>> A PIRATE GAME, MAYBE, JUST CLEAN AROUND THE HOUSE.

>> OH!

I ACTUALLY HAVE A DATE.

I MET HER ON THE INTERNET.

SHE COMES FROM WYOMING, OF ALL PLACES.

( BELL RINGS ).

>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WOW.

>> A SWEET LITTLE FAMILY SHOW.

AND I THINK THAT WAS ON...

TUESDAYS-- TUESDAY MORNINGS AT 11.

11 A.M. SHOW.

>> Stephen: WELL, WILL, I HOPE WE CAN GET YOU BACK TO CBS FOR

SOME MORE WORK LIKE THAT.

>> HEY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET RID OF ME.

I'M PART OF THE FAMILY.

>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

>> THANKS, BUDDY.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> SO MUCH FUN.

>> Stephen: "DOWNHILL" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.

WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.