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  • -Let me show the first example.

  • The original headline is "Pelosi Addresses the GOP."

  • Headline could definitely be improved.

  • Because if you only look at the photo,

  • the headline could have been

  • "Woman in Bathroom Notices Coworker Only Wash Her Hands

  • for One Happy Birthday."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "It's two, Margaret. Two happy birthdays, Margaret."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Check out this next photo. The original headline was

  • "Bloomberg Throws Support Behind Biden."

  • If you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been,

  • "Man Waits Until He Gets to the Front of Line

  • to Figure Out His Deli Order."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • The one, uh...

  • -Shredded lettuce.

  • -Up next, this headline says

  • "Trump Considers Additional Travel Restrictions."

  • [ Light laughter ] Headline could have been,

  • "Parents Not Buying That Your New Nose Ring

  • is For the School Play."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Next headline was, "Colorado Sees Unexpected Snow."

  • Headline could have been,

  • "Critics Pan New James Bond Film."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -He's on a horse.

  • -Now I see that. Now I see it.

  • I still would see it, man.

  • Next headline was "Bill Barr Rebuked By Judge."

  • Headline could have been, "Man Suddenly Remembers That Time

  • He Ate an Entire Jar of Peanut Butter With a Spoon."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -There's a lot stress at work.

  • -Yeah. Those are blue times.

  • -This next headline was

  • "Prince William and Kate Middleton Tour Ireland."

  • Headline could have been, "Couple Coerced Into Trying

  • Neighbor's Kombucha Home Brew."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -"Sure. Want to try it?

  • You go first."

  • [ Sputtering ]

  • -Next headline was, "Bernie Sanders Reveals Major Plans."

  • [ Light laughter ] Headline could have been,

  • "Grandpa Reports: 'Hamilton' too rappy.'"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Too rappy. I didn't care for it."

  • -"That play was too rappy." [ Laughter ]

  • "How much rap can one put?" -"Ugh, it's rappy.

  • Too rappy."

  • Next headline was "Zuckerberg Vows to Stop

  • the Spread of Misinformation."

  • Headline could have been "'Love Is Blind' Contestant

  • Can't Believe How Hot His Future Wife Is."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • What has two thumbs way up? -This guy.

  • Headline over here is "Biden Continues To Hold Lead."

  • Headline could have been,

  • "Drunk Farmer Double Udders Milk Straight Into Mouth."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Let's have some respect for the animal.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And finally this headline was

  • "Los Angeles County Votes in Primary."

  • Headline could have been "Sunday Afternoon Visit

  • to Trader Joe's a Mistake." [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's all the time we have for "News and Improved."

-Let me show the first example.

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新聞與改進。盲目的愛》選手無法相信他未來的妻子有多辣。 (News & Improved: Love Is Blind Contestant Can't Believe How Hot His Future Wife Is)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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