Name: 特朗普公佈乏善可陳的冠狀病毒應對計劃後，華爾街恐慌了。 (Wall Street Panics After Trump Unveils Lackluster Coronavirus Response Plan)
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I, FOR ONE, AM NOT

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE PANICKING.

IN THE FIRST THREE DAYS OF THIS WEEK, THE DOW LOST 2,000 POINTS,

BUT LAST NIGHT, DONALD TRUMP HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO

REASSURE INVESTORS, AND TODAY IT BOUNCED BACK-- BY PLUNGING

ALMOST 1,200 POINTS, THE LARGEST SINGLE DAY DROP IN HISTORY.

THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR THE GUYS ON WALL STREET.

IF ONLY THEY HAD ACCESS TO SOME SORT OF DRUG THAT WOULD MAKE

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN MAKE THEM THINK THEY

( LAUGHTER ) SEE THERE'S A NEW CASE IN THE

UNITED STATES, AND THIS PERSON TID NOT APPEAR TO HAVE TRAVELED

TO COUNTRIES HIT BY THE VIRUS OR BEEN EXPOSED TO A KNOWN

A RIGHTEOUS CLEANSING TO PUNISH MAN FOR HIS VANITY AND LUST!

YEAH, THE CALIFORNIA CASE IS OFFICIALLY AMERICA'S FIRST

INSTANCE OF COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION, WHICH MEANS THERE

IS A GOOD CHANCE THERE ALREADY ARE PEOPLE INFECTED IN THIS

COUNTRY AND THAT THE VIRUS IS CIRCULATING UNDETECTED.

SO, YOU ONLY NEED TO BE CONCERNED IF YOU'RE IN THIS

( LAUGHTER ) THERE MIGHT BE A LOT MORE PEOPLE

INFECTED THAN WE KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE ON TRIAL RUNS IN SOME

STATES, THE C.D.C.'S CORONAVIRUS TESTING KITS

PRODUCED RESULTS THAT WERE "INCONCLUSIVE."

INCONCLUSIVE IS NOT GOOD FOR A TEST THIS IMPORTANT!

THAT'S WHY, WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO FIND OUT IF THEY'RE PREGNANT,

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S SEE, IT SAYS, UH -- IT

SAYS, UH -- HONEY, IT SAYS -- HONEY, IT SAYS

OF COURSE, DURING ANY HEALTH SCARE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY

AWAY FROM DANGEROUS TRANSMISSION VECTORS-- MAINLY THE INTERNET,

WHICH IS FULL OF FAKE CURES FOR CORONAVIRUS.

ONE RUMOR CLAIMS THAT BOILED GARLIC CAN CURE THE VIRUS.

ANOTHER SUGGESTS THAT YOU "DRINK BLEACH."

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,

IT'S BAD FOR YOU, AND IT RUINS THE TASTE OF THE TIDEPODS.

CONFERENCE, TRUMP SAID HE DOESN'T THINK THE STOCK MARKET

DEATH SPIRAL HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.

>> I THINK THE FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE VERY UPSET WHEN THEY LOOK AT

THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES STANDING ON THE STAGE MAKING

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "YES, AND THE DARK AGES WERE NOT

VASSALS WERE JUST UPSET THAT EDWARD III WAS A SOCIALIST.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE WORDS I JUST SAID.

TRUMP'S BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT LAST NIGHT WAS THAT THE

CORONAVIRUS RESPONSE EFFORT WILL BE SPEARHEADED BY VICE PRESIDENT

AND MAN WATCHING HIS WIFE FLIRT WITH THE BALLOON ANIMAL MAKER,

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE GREATEST CRISIS OF

TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY, AND HIS FIRST RESPONSE IS, "MIKE, YOU'RE

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S JUST LIKE THAT FAMOUS QUOTE

ON HARRY TRUMAN'S DESK: "THE BUCK'S IN MIKE PENCE'S OFFICE!"

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THE VICE PRESIDENT DOES HAVE

BECAUSE, WHEN HE WAS THE GOVERNOR OF INDIANA, PENCE'S

REFUSAL TO IMPLEMENT A NEEDLE EXCHANGE PROGRAM LED TO THE

WORST H.I.V. OUTBREAK IN THE STATE'S HISTORY.

"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, WELCOME TO THE TRUMP

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