HAVE A NEW STAND UP TOUR CALLED I LOVE EVERYTHING.

DO YOU THOUGH?

>> WELL.

>> Stephen: SHARE SOME LOVE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVE, SOMETIMES MY LOVE OF THINGS

LEADS TO HATRED.

>> Stephen: THAT IS EITHER VERY DEEP OR VERY DUMB.

>> THANK YOU.

FOR INSTANCE, I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

I LOVE A CLEAN AND ORDERLY STARBUCKS FIXINGS AREA WITH YOU

WILL A THE SUGARS AND MILK,.

>> Stephen: CINNAMON AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> YES.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, PEOPLE, YOU GO TO THOSE

STARBUCKS THINGS AND THEY, LIKE DO THEY OPEN THE SUGAR AND KOOND

OF-- GO LIKE THIS AND DROP IT DOWN AND THEY JUST KIND OF-- IT

LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE ADDING MILK TO THEIR COFFEE BUT POURING IT

IN THEIR PALM AND PUTTING IT-- TRYING TO-- IT'S SO

DISGUSTING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT DRIVES ME NUTS.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS, THEY ARE ANIMALS.

>> LOOK.

>> Stephen: I HAVE SEEN STADIUM BATHROOMS BATHROOM

CLEANER THAN A FIXINGS AREA.

>> THE STADIUM BATHROOM, YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR THAT TO BE

MESS EEKS THERE IS A GAME GOING ON, HAVE I TO GET BACK TO THE

GAME, I'M A LITTLE DRUNK.

WHO IS GOING ON AT STARBUCKS WHERE YOU ARE JUST-- LIKE PEM

ARE RUNNING BY-- DI-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT, THE STARBUCKS FIXINGS

AREA, THAT IS THE ONLY TIE I HAVE EVER GONE, I DON'T KNOW IF

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT AS A SPECIES.

WE MIGHT ACTUALLY, WE'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO COLONIZE

MARS.

IF THIS IS HOW WE LEAVE, WE ARE NOT GOING TO TERAFORM ANOTHER

PLANET.

IF YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY A SUGAR IN THE RAW PACKET!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, MY GUEST USING THE WORD TERAFORM.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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TOUR DATES, PATTON OSWALT.COM, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.