Name: Samantha Bee:我們要努力在2020年的大會上玩得開心點 (Samantha Bee: We're Going To Try To Have Fun At The 2020 Conventions)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:32:08.000Z
Duration: 7 min 27 s
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YOU'RE IN FOR SUCH A TREAT, FOLKS, BECAUSE, TONIGHT, YOU

KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "THE DAILY SHOW" AND

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE SHOW," SAMANTHA BEE!

I JUST LEARNED THIS IS, LIKE, THE SEVENTH TIME I HAVE BEEN ON

>> Stephen: YEAH, THOSE ARE BERNIE NUMBERS.

>> Stephen: THIS IS YOUR SEVENTH TIME HERE, AND NOT ONLY

HAVE YOU BEEN HERE A BUNCH, YOU TEND TO COME HERE WHEN IMPORTANT

THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, IT WAS THE DAY THE DAMN MUELLER

>> I KNOW, AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT, IT WAS COMEY BEING FIRED.

SUFFICIENT TO THE DAY IS THE EVIL THEREOF.

>> Stephen: I KNOW THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU SAID

THAT LOOKING FOR THE MUELLER REPORT TO FIX WHAT WAS WRONG

>> TO FIX YOUR PERSONALITY, AND YOUR LIFE.

AND THEY WILL NEVER DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO.

>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T HAD BANGS SINCE I WAS ABOUT EIGHT.

MY HUSBAND STILL LOVES ME, AND THAT'S A MIRACLE.

IF YOU EVER SEE ME WITH BANGS AGAIN, YOU KNOW THAT SOMETHING

>> Stephen: SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG WITH YOUR FOREHEAD.

PLEASE TAKE ME ASIDE AND PUT ME AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS TILL

>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

>> Stephen: YOU VOTED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2016.

>> Stephen: IS THERE SOMETHING LIKE IMPEACHMENT IN CANADA?

LET'S IMAGINE IN A CRAZY WORLD IN WHICH WE NEVER DO ANYTHING

>> WELL, IT'S A PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM, SO IT'S COMPLETELY

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> IT MEANS YOU CAN KIND OF GET PEOPLE OUT A LITTLE FASTER.

IT'S A VERY CIVILIZED PROCESS BY COMPARISON, I SAY.

>> Stephen: JUST A VOTE OF NONCONFIDENCE?

>> YEAH, WE'RE, LIKE, WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN DO THIS ANYMORE.

WE'RE NOT SURE ABOUT YOU, SIR, YOU GET ON OUT OF HERE.

>> Stephen: TRUMP WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE THREE YEARS AGO

BECAUSE EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM DON'T THINK HE CAN

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> BUT ACTUALLY, I THINK THE

BEST CONTRAST IS THE LENGTH OF TIME THAT THE ELECTION -- THE

ELECTIONS ARE VERY TRUNCATED THERE, SO YOU REALLY ONLY CAN

RUN FOR OFFICE FOR A FINITE PERIOD, I THINK IT'S TWO OR

THREE MONTHS, WHEREAS I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE BEEN IN ELECTION

>> Stephen: DONALD TRUMP FILED FOR HIS REELECTION CANDIDACY,

HIS CAMPAIGN PAPERS THE DAY HE WAS INAUGURATED.

>> EARLY 2017, I TALKED TO ELIZABETH WARREN AND I SAID, ARE

>> Stephen: YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, YOU'RE SAYING.

>> Stephen: SEASON FIVE OF "FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE"

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT CAN WE EXPECT?

CAN YOU GIVE US A TEASER OF ANYTHING COMING UP?

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Samantha Bee:我們要努力在2020年的大會上玩得開心點 (Samantha Bee: We're Going To Try To Have Fun At The 2020 Conventions)

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