that every book that I'm about to show you is 100% real.

These are actual books. You can find them on Amazon

or check them out at your local library.

They are real. Alright,

let's see what's on my "Do Not Read" list.

This first one is an advice book.

It's called "Amazing Kissing Tips: How to Kiss Like a Pro."

And then, down here it says, "Kissing!

Something special and love saying from a special someone.

Touching Love..." [ Laughter ]

-Wow. -I think that's English.

-That's beautiful. Poetry. -That's a good saying.

-Let's take a look at some kissing tips here.

This is Strawberry Secret. -Mmm.

-Place a strawberry into your mouth

without your partner knowing.

-God. Oh! [ Laughter ]

-Crush the strawberry in your mouth

and feed some to your partner while you kiss.

-Ohh! [ Laughter ]

-Also known as the Mama Bird.

-Oh. Chew it first, right?

-Next up is the book -- It's a how-to book.

-Oh, great. I love how-to books.

-Yeah, this is great. This is "How to Hide Anything."

-Oh. [ Laughter ]

People want to hide all sorts of things, like keys, money...

-Yeah, sure. Wills and stuff. -...jewelry,

or a person, apparently.

[ Laughter ] -Are they living?

-He's inside a hollowed-out stereo system.

Very common thing to do. Let's see what else we can hide.

"How to Hide Anything." Well, you can also hide --

You can hide another person. -Oh.

-Under your stairs with a fake wall.

-Like "Harry Potter," yeah. -And a loaf of bread.

We've all been there. -Yeah.

-We've all been there.

You can --

Oh, this is good.

You can hide behind a dresser.

-Oh, look at that. [ Laughter ]

-He's got the same pose as the stereo.

-Yeah.

He's in his drawers. -Yeah.

Here we go. This next book here's

a self-help book called "Winning Through Intimidation."

Doesn't seem like the best way to go through life.

Anyway, "Winning Through Intimidation."

Anyway, here's the best part.

It says, "Happy Father's Day. Love, David."

[ Laughter ]

Here you go, Dad. -Yeah. Man up!

-"Stop being such a wimp!

Now go hide in the stereo!"

[ Laughter ]

-"No, don't try the strawberry kiss on me."

-You wimp!

Happy Father's Day, Pops. [ Laughter ]

Next up is a humor book called

"Laughing Together: The Value of Humor in Family Life."

You can tell it works.

Pretty happy family right there.

[ Laughter ]

They look like a blast to be around.

-Wow. -Oh, my gosh.

-Those guys are nuts.

-We're down to our last one here.

This is an instructional book called..."Break Dancing."

I've always said the best way to learn

how to do a difficult dance is by looking at pictures.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-Let's take a look at this here.

Oh, you got -- Good. You got the side float there.

You got "The Smurf."

That's good stuff.

That's cool.

And this part here, it gives you some handy raps to do, as well.

Like if you're around and everyone wants to break dance.

-Everyone wants to break dance and rap.

-Yeah, there's a rap right there.

They give you the words of a rap.

Roots, can I get a beat?

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Rapping ] ♪ One on one ain't hard to do ♪

♪ Just put your mind to it ♪

♪ Like I told you, Cheerios, Captain Crunch ♪

♪ This old bunch is out to lunch ♪

♪ Oh, do it, oh, do it ♪

♪ Oh, do it, do it, do it ♪

That's all the time I have for "Do Not Read."

Send your titles to donotread@tonightshow.com.

We'll be back with more "Tonight Show."

Tariq, check it out! Come on!

♪ Go do it, go do it ♪ -♪ Cheerios, Captain Crunch ♪

♪ This old bunch is out to lunch, oh, do it ♪

-♪ Cheerios, Captain Crunch ♪

-♪ Said this old bunch is out to lunch ♪

-♪ Said Cheerios and Captain Crunch ♪

♪ Said the old bunch is out to lunch ♪