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  • Hello, friends and welcome to one big dance party alone in my apartment on a Wednesday after do No.

  • I have not been invited to any Christmas or New Year's parties yet, but I'm just putting it out to the universe.

  • With this video, I got some good outfits.

  • They're all ready to go.

  • In the meantime, though, I just dance my ass off to kiss by prints on repeat for two hours straight and then had to cover it up with this generic music so I wouldn't get a copyright strike.

  • Anyways for this first outfit, I'm channeling my just from new girl vibes.

  • Except just if you were half Asian and without being styled by 15 magical birds summoned on command Cinderella style, which is scientifically the only logical reason she has bangs that good s o for this outfit.

  • I wanted to juxtapose my favorite word a structured dress with a more like conservative neckline and balloon sleeves with something a little bit spicier in which are these knee high boots?

  • I don't know what it is about covering most of your leg, but leaving the thigh exposed that sexier than a completely uncovered leg.

  • But I'm not fighting it, folks, although let's be honest and uncovered.

  • Leg is still significantly less sexy than two hot dogs on the beach.

  • Sorry, that means literally so old.

  • I thought it was funny when I was recording the voiceover.

  • Now my favorite thing about the holidays is not getting presents.

  • It's not Christmas shopping.

  • It's not even dare I say singing along.

  • All I want for Christmas is you in my bedroom and missing every single high know until my next door neighbor bangs on the wall I share with him, which is his cute little way of telling me to shut the fuck up.

  • My favorite thing about the holidays is all the textures I get to where we got satin, corduroy, lace, leather, suede, other textures that I can't think of Right now there are so many to play with, and it makes for really, like interesting and luxurious outfits.

  • So here I have these, frankly, Gloria's green corduroy flare pants.

  • If I had to superglue one article of clothing onto my body for eternity, this would be it to contrast with the thick and heavy texture of the corduroy.

  • I went for this sheer boost deity that, like honestly, did not cover much, but I don't know.

  • I like it.

  • I think it's hot for accessories.

  • I added these Baroque hearings and choker that I designed myself for my jewelry collection.

  • We love a good self love.

  • This outfit goes out to everyone who commented on my last video.

  • Dumb l a bitch doesn't know what tights are.

  • Look.

  • Okay, folks, I used to be the queen of tights.

  • I made a video all about how to style tights.

  • And then I got, like, 300 comments from random dudes saying how sexy my hosiery was.

  • And one guy literally asked me to make a video of myself eating a shoe so that I turned the comments off, and I kind of stopped wearing tight since then.

  • So finally, for you guys today, I went to CVS and I bought this receipt for $6 they happened to throw in some tights for free.

  • I thought this outfit would be a good chill option for those of you who like to keep it like a little bit more low key and not, you know, snort a line of pumpkin, spice and glitter.

  • Every single holiday season, so I just threw on my favorite band T and tucked it into a high waisted skirt.

  • The key to a non lumpy talk is to literally like reach from the bottom of your skirt and then pull your shirt down so it's completely smooth in one layer to make this outfit feel a little more festive.

  • Of course, I'm wearing those tights and some funky platform heels that I am very gracefully foot modeling for you here.

  • See, this is why I wouldn't even be good at selling feet picks.

  • Alas, a girl can dream.

  • Plaid skirt is one of the easiest ways to look festive.

  • Look like you're going to private school and or look like you're shooting a porno.

  • I get a lot of questions where this skirt is from, and it's actually drifted.

  • Luckily, I've always found plaid skirts pretty easy to thrift because there are a lot of people who, like, literally just give away their old school uniforms on.

  • Then you can buy it and wear it as like a fashion piece.

  • This top is from steel, and I love the bat sleeves on it.

  • I think it's just a really fun twist on a classic black top.

  • But I think this outfit would also look great with a good old Steve Jobs turtleneck or a classic sweater if you have one.

  • Here's a slightly more conservative option for maybe a family gathering or meeting your boyfriend or girlfriend's parents and pretending to look like wifey material when deep down we all know you're Kinky Bitch, which is also wifey material.

  • Because those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

  • This slip dress is one of my favorites.

  • I love the dainty lace detail, but it's a little bit scandalous on its own.

  • So I added this grandma energy cardigan.

  • I drifted.

  • I love the oversized a vintage gold buttons on it, so I made sure to match that with some gold jewelry for shoes.

  • I'm wearing these stunning knee high boots I actually really love When the bottom of my mini skirt and the top of my boots overlap.

  • I think it's really classy, and it's a good way to wear tall boots without looking super sexy, although with these dance moves I'm not sure that was ever really a concern.

  • We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the saga of me trying to put together a holiday outfit.

  • Step one.

  • Start with a basic that most people already owned.

  • Like a little black dress.

  • Step to layer of glass underneath and smooth it all the way down your butt.

  • Crack step number four.

  • Step number two.

  • I literally can't count.

  • Step number three.

  • Struggle for literally 20 minutes trying to close the zipper.

  • Step number four.

  • Pop on some red lipstick accidentally.

  • Kind of joker style to make more of a statement.

  • Step number five.

  • Grab a murder weapon of choice and cut a piece of craft store ribbon.

  • Then put your hair in a ponytail and tied a ribbon around it.

  • Step number six.

  • Realize you look like a pilgrim of French maid and a Christmas present.

  • Had a love child.

  • Step number seven.

  • Try to pull off that Margot Robbie sweater look, but realize, unfortunately, you are not Margot Robbie.

  • Step number eight Layer and necklace on top to spice up that plane neckline.

  • Step number nine.

  • Tie up your sweater to define your natural waist.

  • Set number 10 and tights and hope that you don't get pervy comments and set number 11 decide you're sweaty and this is good enough.

  • It's a simple is that folks?

  • For real, though I think this outfit came out pretty cute, and hopefully it's something that you guys can easily recreate with some basic pieces from your own closet.

  • Okay, this outfit reminds me of this story from high school.

  • So my high school always had, like, spirit days around the holidays, and one of them was an ugly Christmas sweater day.

  • Except I didn't own an ugly Christmas sweater.

  • So I just wore like, my new favorite sweater, and my teacher was like, Hey, Ashley, that's a really nice ugly sweater you got there and I was like you.

  • It wasn't ugly on purpose.

  • And then I just never wore that sweater again to school because I was so embarrassed.

  • Anyways, this letter is not the one for my high school days, but I did really like the little bow detail.

  • I thought it was very like, quirky and festive, without being super like red and green and sparkly like a classic Christmas sweater.

  • I also added this puffy velvet headband to this outfit to make it be a little bit more like festive and preppy and wintry.

  • I've seen a lot of headbands available that are like satin velvet pearls, diamonds.

  • It's a really easy way to add some texture to your outfit without having to buy like a full article of clothing.

  • This outfit, ladies and gentlemen, has you covered for everything.

  • New Year's party.

  • Check preparing your Oscar speech because award season is coming up.

  • Even though you've literally never made a movie in your life, Check bringing your girlfriend home to your conservative parents.

  • You know I got you covered, girl.

  • So when I was putting together his outfit, I knew I wanted to go for all life to keep things streamlined.

  • And I also wanted to keep the color simple so that I could play around with textures.

  • I don't know how well it comes off on camera, but this blazer is actually a super soft velvet with a satin lapel, so you already got textures going.

  • Then I added that lace bustier from earlier for some lacy texture.

  • We got denim, and then I wore some suede boots to finish off the look.

  • If you want a more covered up option, I think this would also look great with a white or jewel toned buttoned up or turtleneck.

  • And last but not least, we've got a classic sparkly dress for New Year's Eve except plot twist.

  • This actually isn't a dress.

  • It's a robber, so you can bust out all the Quran.

  • Gee, dance move you want and at least your ass will not be in everybody's face.

  • This is actually a really comfortable and stretchy fabric, too, which is amazing, because I used to, like, tried it sausage casing myself into really uncomfortable body con dresses and skirts that were too tight.

  • But honestly, at the end of the day, it's always more important to just feel comfortable and confident and be able to have fun with the people you love.

  • That's what the holidays are about, baby.

  • To add a little extra pattern, I added these polka dot tights, which are kindling busted around the knee because I literally, like, cannot keep tights for more than two seconds without ripping them.

  • And finally, I added some white nineties inspire heels to contrast with the tights and complete this out.

  • Well, I've just been the rest of my day vacuuming that up.

Hello, friends and welcome to one big dance party alone in my apartment on a Wednesday after do No.

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節日派對的穿著想法(為所有真正的派對,我一定會被邀請......對嗎? (holiday party outfit ideas ?(for all the real parties i'll definitely be invited to... right?))

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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