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>> A LOT OF BIG MOVIES ARE BEING RELEASED THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND
I'M PROUD TO SAY WE WERE IN MOST OF THEM.
EMPHASIS ON WERE.
>> THE SCENES THAT GET CUT OUT OF MOVIES ARE OFTENTIMES BETTER
THAN THE ONES THAT STAY IN.
LIKE, A LOT, A LOT BETTER.
>> THAT IS WHATTER O PEOPLE SAY.
>> EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHY WE WERE QUUT OUT OF THE FILM EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
>> CAT, CATS, THER ALL KIND, KITTY KITTY CATS.
ALSO BENGAL, RAG DOLL,.
ALSO BENGAL, RAG DOLL,.
♪ CUTE LITTLE CUDDLY FINNICKY, FLEE-RDEN CATS.
♪.
>> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE WROTE THAT SONG OURSELVES, ANDREW
LLOYD WEBBER, I HEARD HE WAS JEALOUS AND THAT IS WHY WE GOT
CUT OUT.
>> I'M NOT SURE WHO THEY ENDED UP CASTING IF CATSES.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> DAME JUDY DENCH, TAYLOR SWIFT, IDRIS ELBA.
>> NOT FAMILIAR.
>> NO.
>> JNIFER HUDSON, REBEL WILSON, SIR IAN McKELLEN?
>> WHAT?
EVELYN McKRAKEN.
>> WHAT?
>> JAMES CORDEN.
>> OH, NOW ARE YOU JUST SAYING LIKE CRAZY WORDS TOGETHER.
>> THESE FILMS YOU NEED MEGASTARS AND NO ONE THINKS THAN
THEY ARE MORE MEGASTARS THAN WE THINK WE ARE, BECAUSE.
>> WE ARE.
>> YEAH.
>> WOMEN, WE HAVE MINDS AND THEY HAVE SOULS AS WELL AS ARE JUST
HEARTS.
>> YEAH, AT LEAST WE'RE ALL LITTLE AND WE'RE WOMEN.
>> YEAH, AT LEAST WE'RE ALL LITTLE AND WE'RE WOMEN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[BLEEP].
>> WE'REOING TO HEAD OUT THAT DOOR.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT IF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR
ART.
>> HONESTLY, ILIEM HOLLYWOOD SEXISM FOR US CUT THEM CUTTING
US OUT OF THAT ONE.
>> WITHOUT CARES ABOUT A CLASSIC PERIOD DRAMA CENTERING AROUND
STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN THAT IS JUST AS RELEVANT TODAY AS IT WAS
ORIGINALLY WRITTEN 130 YEARS AGO.
>> NO, NO, THANKS.
I MEAN WE DID THIS NEXT MOVIE BECAUSE WE WANTED TO SUPPORT AN
INDIE FILM, YOU KNOW.
IT IS CALLED-- WAR STARS.
>> IT'S STAR WARS.
>> WHAT?
>> IT IS CALLED STAR WARS.
>> STAR WARS, THAT SAY TOUGH CHOICE.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER, NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT ANYWAY AND ST
PEOPLE.
SO I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE SAW THE FIRST ONE.
>> I DIDN'T.
>> THIS IS YOUR UNDOING AND NOW YOU NEED TO PAY.
>> ONLY IF I LOSE THIS BATTLE.
>> .
>> CUT.
>> GOOD?
>> IS THERE A WRAP?
>> NO, NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE THE LIGHTSABER SOUNDS,
WE'RE GOING TO ADD THAT.
>> OH, THE SO NO SOUND.
>> CORRECT.
>> OKAY, GOT IT.
>> THERE IS YOUR UNDOING AND NOW YOU MUST PAY.
>> ONLY IF I LOSE THIS BATTLE.
>> CUT, CUT, AGAIN, NO LIGHTSABER SOUND EFFECTS PLEASE.
>> OH, FOR BOTH OF US, I THOUGHT THAT NOTE WAS JUST FOR MELISSA.
>> IT IS FOR BOTH OF YOU, NO SOUND.
>> PIE DAD, MY BAD, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
>> MARKER.
>> THIS IS YOUR UNDOING AND NOW YOU MUST PAY.
>> ONLY IF I LOSE THIS BATTLE.
>> NO, NO, NO NO.
>> CUT, CUT, STOP, OKAY, NO.
>> I THOUGHT IT WENT WELL THAT TIME.
>> YOU KNOW, HAVE I TO FEED THE BABY.
>> WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE.
>> I KNOW BUT-- HANG ON A MINUTE.
>> NO, OH BOY.
HE'S CUTE BUT HE'S A BITER.
I HAVE TO GET THE MEDIC.