WELL, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DEFENSE TEAM HAS FINISHED

PRESENTING THEIR ARGUMENTS IN THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

AND YOU MAY HAVE RECOGNIZED A FAMILIAR FACE DURING THE CLOSING

ARGUMENTS LAST NIGHT.

ONE OF TRUMP'S LAWYERS IS ALAN DERSHOWITZ, WHO FAMOUSLY

REPRESENTED O.J. SIMPSON.

( LAUGHTER ) SO, OBVIOUSLY, HE'S PRETTY MUCH

THE GO-TO LAWYER IF ALL SIGNS POINT TO YOU BEING VERY, VERY

GUILTY.

( LAUGHTER ) REPUBLICANS CONTROL THE SENATE

SO THEY'RE GOING TO THINK TRUMP'S INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST AS EFFECTIVE IF DERSHOWITZ WENT UP

THERE AND SANG "BOY WITH LUV."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> James: THAT'S WEIRD.

SEEMS TO BE SOME BTS FANS HERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU ARE HERE FOR BTS YOU ARE

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU ARE HERE FOR BTS YOU ARE

GOING TO LOVE THIS NEXT STORY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOME BIG NEWS FROM THE WHITE

HOUSE TODAY.

PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED A NEW OUTLINE FOR A MIDDLE EAST

PEACE PLAN, WHICH HE IS CALLING, "THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY."

THIS FINALLY OVERTAKES TRUMP'S PREVIOUS DEAL OF THE CENTURY.uú

WHICH WAS WHEN HE HAD THAT COUPON TO GET THAT "TWO FOR

ONE BIG MACS."

( LAUGHTER ) AS PART OF HIS PLAN, TRUMP

RELEASED A MAP WITH NEW BORDERS FOR THE REGION.

I MEAN, WHO BETTER FOR THE JOB, RIGHT?

TRUMP HAS ALREADY SHOWN TREMENDOUS SUCCESS WITH HIS

MEXICAN BORDER WALL.

( LAUGHTER ) HE'S THE PERFECT PERSON.

IT TOOK TRUMP FOUR YEARS BUT HE FINALLY HAS THE PERFECT

COMPROMISE FOR ISRAEL AND PALESTINE.

BASICALLY, EVERYTHING STAYS THE SAME, BUT NOW IT'S CALLED

DON-SRAEL AND TRUMP-ESTINE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

MOVING ON, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AN INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER WENT TO TAKE A SELFIE ON A BEACH IN

SOUTH AFRICA AND GOT PHOTO-BOMBED BY WELL, THIS...

TWO PENGUINS GETTING IT ON.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) ( LAUGHTER )

SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT WAS GOING ON, BECAUSE

MORGAN FREEMAN WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE NARRATING THE WHOLE

THING.

CAN I SEE THAT PHOTO AGAIN?

LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.

NOW, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THIS SEEMS LESS LIKE PENGUINS PHOTOBOMBING

HER, AND MORE LIKE THEM HAVING SOME TIME ALONE WHILE SHE MADE

AN X-RATED PENGUIN VIDEO.

( LAUGHTER ) THE PENGUINS ARE REPORTEDLY VERY

EMBARRASSED AFTER GETTING CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON CAMERA, BUT ALSO

VERY EXCITED TO LAUNCH THEIR REALITY TV CAREERS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND, FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

ABOUT THIS.

THE STATE OF VERMONT IS CONSIDERING ALLOWING DRIVERS TO

PUT EMOJIS ON THEIR LICENSE PLATES.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.

THAT WOULD MAKE POLICE CHASES A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER.

( LAUGHTER ) "I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP.

WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT OF A STOLEN VEHICLE, LICENSE PLATE: DANCING

LADY, PEACH, EGGPLANT, MONKEY WITH EYES COVERED, SORRY, EARS

COVERED, PERSON WITH PALM ON FACE.

FORGET IT, HE'S GONE."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

LICENSE PLATES WITH EMOJIS.

I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.

THEY'LL GO GREAT WITH VERMONT'S NEW STATE MOTTO, "VERMONT, IT'S

LIKE, WHATEVS."