Hello?

It is me, Pamela Adlon, and I am here.

You may not know my face, but you'll certainly know.

My voice is flabby from King of the Hill and Spinelli from Recess and Lucky From 101 Dalmatians and Moves from Pepe Ran and the lady from this thing and the boy and the girl and that I don't even remember.

So basically, I'm gonna just, uh, it up with some cartoons I've never seen before.

Just see what I could.

D'oh!

See what you got, Siegel.

She looks like a baller, like a boss.

She's saying no to bullying.

That's what she's doing.

She's sick of it.

She's like, on her way to being a woman, and she just she's not a hot mess.

She's the boss.

Okay, I just I feel like you guys are yea up on me, and you're going to regret it because I really boss and you go by and used to sing this song to read.

I had a little rooster Little rooster every Yeah.

Hey, advisories, Dorada, Gilmore tree.

Little pay goes.

I mean, this would be like like, standard, like did I'm on my my ski board and I'm just like, going through and Hey, guys, come on.

Hey, hit the am I in the ocean?

I feel like I'm in the ocean, you know?

You're right, best friend.

And this is my board.

And I live in a way, and maybe maybe I live in a way like a little bit like Shaka brother.

Like, maybe it goes in this direction.

I don't even know, but, um yeah, and I'm really thirsty and want to hang out with my friends, so bye.

Okay, this girl looks like, see is made of Legos, but she has a hot dog, and she's really excited about it, innit?

But she must be, like, a little bit like right in or something like that.

But she's very happy and she's very bubbly and she's got a hot dog and she likes to go to the restaurant that's the home of the world's longest sneeze.

Gored and cheese is just as cute as a button.

And she's got a little bit of a Lego for a nose.

She's got that like she she shaved the side of her head and she just she likes hot topic and, I don't know, she could be like from anywhere, but I just put her there.

He's made a mistake and he's remorseful, but he's running.

That's what you see.

So if I if I was doing this since, and we were at the studio that people would be like, he's like 8 to 10 and he's like, he's super like scared and he's not forward.

He's very shy, and I mean, he's just in peril.

That's what I see peril.

I don't I don't like the please.

I really don't like the bees.

I'm running and this is like, you know, a man.

You don't even have to run after me.

I didn't mean Here's your honey comb back.

I don't want the honey.

Okay, so this is like the basically this is the, like, the voice of your car or she's a but she could be I I'm I'm I'm a Lichtenstein graphic, and I just wish that, uh, Bradley would come and meet me.

But I can't get the text.

It's not not in time, but it could be like a Jennifer Coolidge kind of, you know, if I like that so I don't even know because my eyes were closed.

But anyway, psych one of those?

Mmm.

I mean, easy.

Okay.

This reminds me of a girl that I met in a park one day and she had no upper lip when she was looking for her dog.

So that's all I can think about, but she's got a It's a nail in her tongue and her nose and her neck.

So whatever.

Hi.

I'm looking for my dog.

Have you seen my dog?

Because I don't really know where he is.

And he was just one around the park.

Like that direction over there.

How do you see my jog?

So that's was her.

That was really good.

If you were there 30 years ago, you wouldn't say Amen.

What are you doing?

I know that everything is like is like, fail.

Like we're truly trying Thio from Copenhagen.

But no, Originally from there and off gold Lord friends em off.

My family is following me around, and I really want to get to know you.

And if you could suckle Martos are very, very, very appreciated.

I don't know why I said that.

That really blows some tomatoes.

Well, im time and it's running away from me.

You know, you see is must Miles and you think this is very important.

It's time.

Time is fleeting and the people are running, They're running through the streets and the channels Don't you understand?

Don't lag behind.

But really, I'm sleeping That seem poor thing you need to know.

I don't know why he looks English, but he does.

If you're looking for a voice, they'll tell you what they want first.

But you gotta bring what you have inside and you got to be confident.

And you can't be afraid to look stupid and, uh, dare to suck.

Just go for it because they want you to bring whatever you got and they'll go through everything.

They'll don't just wear you down until the end.

So just bring your favorite thing first and then you'll end up doing your least favorite thing.

But you still got a job.

I'm Pamela Adlon, and this was my take on some original character voices.

Things.