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  • ♪ -Go on, go on, go on, go on git

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Aw.

  • -Go on, git!

  • People who put a milk carton that has just a few drops

  • of milk left back into the fridge,

  • I want to pour myself some creamy dairy in my coffee,

  • but instead all I got was a splash of disappointment.

  • You knew that carton was drier

  • than a Mojave Desert cactus in July.

  • So quit yankin' my chain and go on, git.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Go on, git.

  • TV at the gym playing TNT.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Who the hell made that decision?

  • You got three TVs on sports, three TVs on the news,

  • and then one that's only ever showing reruns

  • of "Charmed" and the movie "Gladiator."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You think that if someone doesn't like news or sports,

  • they must wanna watch some random episode

  • of season four of "Bones"?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Go on, git, TNT playing "Bones."

  • Unless, that is, it's the episode with Cyndi Lauper.

  • I did love that one.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Whoa.

  • -Go on, git. -Oh, my God!

  • -Aioli.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You ain't nothing but some dang mayonnaise

  • that downloaded Duolingo. [ Laughter ]

  • Git!

  • -Oh.

  • Oh, no.

  • -Go on, git, silent R in February.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You serve less purpose than a squirt gun in a water park

  • during a thunderstorm.

  • So you get that second R out of there.

  • And actually, while we're at it, take away the other R too.

  • You blew it. So go on, git, February.

  • And hello, Febuay.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Go on, git, A-Ceet-O, A-Set-Uh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I thought I'd save some money by not buying brand-name Tylenol.

  • We all know you're the same thing,

  • but now you're giving me a headache

  • just trying to pronounce ya.

  • So go on git, acetaminophen.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Wow.

  • -Go on git, chickpeas.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The jig is up.

  • You're just garbanzo beans tryin' out a new personality.

  • And that personality stinks like deception.

  • Legume? More like le-go on git.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on git, soft shell crabs.

  • Shells are supposed to be hard, not soft.

  • Go back to the shell factory and try again.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Hard to see 'em go, but I'm glad I got it all out of my system.

♪ -Go on, go on, go on, go on git

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繼續,Git。電視在健身房播放TNT (Go On, Git: TV at the Gym Playing TNT)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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