字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ( LAUGHTER ) OVER THE WEEKEND, IRAN FINALLY ADMITTED TO ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTING DOWN A UKRAINIAN PASSENGER JET. IN PROTEST, IRANIANS HAVE TAKEN TO THE STREETS TO EXPRESS THEIR OUTRAGE AT BOTH THE DOWNING AND THE LYING ABOUT IT. TO SUPPORT THE PROTESTERS, TRUMP TWEETED IN BOTH ENGLISH AND FARSI, "TO THE LEADERS OF IRAN-- DO NOT KILL YOUR PROTESTERS. THOUSANDS HAVE ALREADY BEEN KILLED OR IMPRISONED BY YOU, AND THE WORLD IS WATCHING. MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE U.S.A. IS WATCHING. TURN YOUR INTERNET BACK ON AND LET REPORTERS ROAM FREE!" (AS TRUMP) IT'S SO TRUE, REPORTERS DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT, WHETHER THEY'RE FROM THE FAILING "NEW YORK TIMES" OR TH THE FAKE NEWS CNN, THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE, GIVE THEM A 30 MINUTE HEAD START AND LET DON, JR. HUNT THEM. ( APPLAUSE ) DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN CRITICAL OF TRUMP'S FAILURE TO PROVIDE EVIDENCE OF AN IMMINENT ATTACK, SO, IN RESPONSE, THE PRESIDENT RE-TWEETED THIS PHOTOSHOP OF CHUCK SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI IN A TURBAN AND HIJAB WITH THE CAPTION, "THE CORRUPTED DEMS TRYING THEIR BEST TO COME TO THE AYATOLLAH'S RESCUE." THAT TWEET IS LAZY, WRAPPED IN DISHONEST, STUFFED INSIDE RACIST. IT IS A TRUMP-DUCKEN. ( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, TRUMP'S AS ANXIOUS AS THE REST OF US TO FIND OUT WHO'LL BE THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE-- HE'S GOT HIS PHOTOSHOP TEAM STANDING BY WITH A TURBAN. I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S FIRST-EVER INSTALLMENT OF: ♪ ♪ >> A PROGRESSIVE AGENDA. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. IT'S CRAZY! >> "FURY ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE." 2020! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. ( APPLAUSE ) OH, I KNOW. OH, I KNOW. TODAY WE GOT SOME NEWS FROM NEW JERSEY SENATOR CORY BOOKER, SEEN HERE GETTING PICKED LAST FOR KICKBALL. ( LAUGHTER ) THIS MORNING, BOOKER SHARED THIS VIDEO. >> OURS IS THE STORY OF THE FAITH WE HAVE HAD IN ONE ANOTHER. WE KNOW BEATING DONALD TRUMP IS THE FLOOR, IT IS NOT THE CEILING. IT GETS US OUT OF A VALLEY; IT DOES NOT GET US TO THE MOUNTAINTOP. >> STEPHEN: THAT IS SOME INSPIRING RHETORIC. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE NEED TO STOP IGNORING CORY BOOKER AND GET BEHIND HIS-- I'M SORRY, THERE'S MORE? >> WE NEED ALL DEMOCRATS TOGETHER TO CALL TO THIS COUNTRY TO STAND TOGETHER, TO WORK TOGETHER, TO RISE TOGETHER!" TODAY I'M SUSPENDING MY CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT. >> STEPHEN: WE NEED TO STAND TOGETHER, WORK TOGETHER, RISE TOGETHER, SIT BACK DOWN TOGETHER, AND QUIT ALONE. ( LAUGHTER ) BOOKER'S DEPARTURE MADE A MARK ON ONE ELDERLY WHITE VOTER: "REALLY BIG BREAKING NEWS--KIDDING-- BOOKER WHO WAS IN ZERO POLLING TERRITORY JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RACE. NOW I CAN REST EASY TONIGHT. I WAS SOOO CONCERNED THAT I WOULD SOMEDAY HAVE TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH HIM!" ( BOOING ) THAT'S A JERKY THING TO SAY. TRUMP'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE CORY BOOKER DID SOMETHING TRUMP COULD NEVER DO: ADMIT HE'S BALD. ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) BOOKER WASN'T THE ONLY DEMOCRAT TO END HIS CAMPAIGN. BECAUSE ON FRIDAY, "MARIANNE WILLIAMSON DROPPED OUT OF THE 2020 RACE." OR DID SHE IN FACT DROP IN TO A DIFFERENT RACE IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION? THIS COMES TO QUITE A BLOW TO -- ( LAUGHTER ) THIS COMES AS QUITE A BLOW TO HER PROBABLE RUNNING MATE: WIND CHIMES. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) SO THE DEMOCRATIC FIELD HAS NARROWED. LET'S SAY GOODBYE, FIRST, TO MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. ( PIANO RIFF ) AND A FOND FAREWELL TO NEW JERSEY'S CORY BOOKER. ( HONKING ) LOOKS LIKE HE'S CAUGHT ON THE TURNPIKE. YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT FOR THE AIRPORT AN HOUR AGO, CORY! OH, YOU'RE SO SCREWED. OH, HE'S NEVER GOING TO GET THERE! GET OFF! ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) NO. NO. NO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO. THE CANDIDATES WHO ARE STILL IN THE RACE WILL BE FIGHTING IT OUT TOMORROW AT THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, AND WE WILL BE ON THE AIR RIGHT AFTERWARD, LIVE! TUNE IN TO WATCH ME STAY UP PAST MY BEDTIME, AND TRY NOT TO SWEAR. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE DEBATE IS IN IOWA, WHERE BERNIE SANDERS IS ENJOYING A LATE SURGE. AND TRUMP HAS NOTICED, TWEETING "WOW! CRAZY BERNIE SANDERS IS SURGING IN THE POLLS, LOOKING VERY GOOD AGAINST HIS OPPONENTS IN THE DO NOTHING PARTY. SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? STAY TUNED!" "SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? STAY TUNED?" THAT'S HOW CABLE NEWS THROWS TO A COMMERCIAL. IS TRUMP JUST LIVE-TWEETING WHATEVER'S ON TV? (AS TRUMP) "MORE FOX AND FRIENDS AFTER THE BREAK. AND NOW A LITTLE ENGLISH LIZARD IS TELLING ME TO BUY CAR INSURANCE." ( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI ARE HERE, AND WHEN WE RETURN GOOP HAS A NEW TV SHOW! STICK AROUND!
B2 中高級 候選人暫停競選後,特朗普在Twitter上嘲諷科裡-布克。 (Trump Taunts Cory Booker On Twitter After The Candidate Suspends His Campaign) 2 0 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字