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  • >> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ROGJT OVER THERE PANNING

  • IN THE RIVER OF NEWS FOR THE BIGGEST, SHINIEST GOLDEN NEWS

  • NUGGETS TO PUT IN MY MONOLOGUE.

  • BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO STRAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF STOLEN

  • COMPUTERS, THROW THEM IN A BASEMENT WITH AN ILLEGAL HOOKUP

  • TO THE MUNICIPAL POWER SOURCE, AND MINE FOR BITCOIN, WHICH I

  • USE TO FORM THE BLACK MARKET FIAT CURRENCY OF NEWS THAT IS MY

  • SEGMENT: "MEANWHILE!"

  • ( APPLAUSE ) THAT IS IT, BABY.

  • THAT'S IT.

  • NAILED THE LANDING.

  • NAILED THE LANDING.

  • MEANWHILE, THE REALITY SHOW "THE BACHELOR" IS GETTING A

  • MUSICAL SPIN-OFF SERIES, WHICH THEY DESCRIBE AS A MIX BETWEEN

  • "THE BACHELOR" AND "A STAR IS BORN."

  • REALLY?

  • "A STAR IS BORN?" HAVE YOU SEEN THAT FILM?

  • THE FINAL ROSE CEREMONY IS GOING TO BE VERY DARK.

  • MEANWHILE-- >> Jon: SPOILER ALERT.

  • >> Stephen: IT WASN'T MY METAPHOR.

  • MEANWHILE, A NEW SHOW CALLED "MURDER HOUSE FLIP" FIXES

  • UP HOMES WHERE MURDERS HAVE HAPPENED.

  • I'M ALL IN.

  • I'LL WATCH ANYTHING WITH "MURDER HOUSE" IN THE TITLE.

  • MY FAVORITE SHOW IS "MURDER, SHE HOUSED."

  • NOW, FOLKS, IF "MURDER HOUSE" SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF THING A

  • COMEDY WRITER WHO WATCHES TOO MUCH HGTV WOULD COME UP WITH AS

  • A JOKE, THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE SIX YEARS

  • AGO, MY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, TOM PURCELL-- WHO WATCHES WAY

  • TOO MUCH HGTV-- THOUGHT OF IT WHILE TRYING TO IMAGINE THE

  • WORST HOME RENOVATION SHOW HE COULD.

  • IT BECAME SUCH A JOKE AROUND THE OFFICE-- AND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY

  • TRUE-- THAT FOR CHRISTMAS, SOME STAFFERS HAD A "MURDER HOUSE"

  • FLEECE MADE FOR HIM AS IF IT WERE A REAL SHOW.

  • NOW, TOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE "MURDER HOUSE" IS NOW A REAL

  • THING?

  • >> I'M AFRAID I CAN, STEPHEN.

  • >> Stephen: NOW, THAT THING YOU'RE WEARING, IS THAT THE

  • FLEECE?

  • >> YES, IT IS.

  • >> Stephen: SO, WHERE DID YOU FIRST GET THE IDEA FOR

  • "MURDER HOUSE?" >> WELL, ONE DAY I URGENTLY HAD

  • TO RENOVATE MY HOUSE, AND IT JUST CAME TO ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Stephen: WAS THERE A REASON YOUR HOUSE URGENTLY NEEDED A

  • SUDDEN RENOVATION?

  • >> YES, THERE WAS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: MEANWHILE, FOOTAGE

  • WENT VIRAL THIS WEEK OF A CUTTLEFISH IN A STUDY AT THE

  • UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA THAT HAS BEEN FITTED WITH 3D GLASSES.

  • FINALLY!

  • CUTTLEFISH WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY "HOBBS & SHAW" THE WAY IT WAS

  • MEANT TO BE SEEN.

  • THE SCIENTISTS SHOWED THE CUTTLEFISH ANIMATED 3D SHRIMP,

  • AND THE FISH ATTACKED THEM THE SAME WAY THEY WOULD REAL ONES.

  • THE RESULTS WILL BE PUBLISHED IN THE PRESTIGIOUS "NEW ENGLAND

  • JOURNAL OF PUNKING CEPHALAPODS."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, THE CONSUMER

  • ELECTRONICS SHOW IS STILL GOING ON IN LAS VEGAS WHERE CHARMIN,

  • OF ALL BRANDS, UNVEILED SOME NEW TECH, SOMETHING CALLED

  • "V.I.PEE," A PREMIUM PORTA POTTY EXPERIENCE, ENHANCED WITH AN

  • OCULUS RIFT VIRTUAL-REALITY HEADSET.

  • BECAUSE THAT'S EVERYONE'S FIRST THOUGHT WHENEVER I ENTER A PORTA

  • POTTY: "HOW CAN I SPEND MORE TIME IN HERE?"

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE GREAT LAURA DERN.

>> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ROGJT OVER THERE PANNING

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同時..."凶宅大翻身 "終於成了真正的節目。 (Meanwhile... "Murder House Flip" Is Finally A Real Show)

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