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    [音樂]

  • This week's Music Monday is the Alien Debut edition with EXO-K's 'Mama'

    本週的音樂星期一是「外星人出道」版本

  • [music]

    有Exo-k的Mama

  • WOOOOAH!

    [音樂]

  • After 10,000 teasers and prologues and singles that aren't really singles but feel like singles. . .

    嘩!

  • EXO has finally debuted with their first single, which I actually consider their third single.

    在一萬個預告片和前序和

  • I get it. SM was trying not only to build up hype for their new band,

    疑似單曲的音樂之後

  • but also tell mini-stories that lead up to their debut video.

    Exo終於推出他們第一首單曲

  • Which is a pretty bad-ass explanation of EXO's roots.

    而我認為這是第三首

  • Which, in brief, is this:

    我明白了 SM不單想炒作他們的新樂團

  • EXO are not actually boys but 12 forces which protect a tree.

    還想講述音樂錄像中的故事的迷利前傳

  • From what?. . . I don't understand what it is.

    是一個對Exo的根源挺酷的解釋

  • My guess? Intergalactic lumberjacks or a hoard of hungry space beavers.

    簡單來說是這樣的:

  • Except, that doesn't sound as impressive when I say it.

    Exo不是男孩

  • Where's Morgan Freeman's voice when you need it?

    而是十二道保護那棵樹的力量

  • [Morgan Freeman impression] "And thus, came the penguins, walking."

    保護不受誰侵害呢? 我不知道

  • "And I make this sound interesting when it really isn't."

    我猜也許是星際伐木工人

  • And these 12 forces have taken on the shape of young, slim, good-looking Korean boys!

    或是一群飢腸漉漉的水狸

  • Which, when they're not protecting Tree of Life on their free time,

    只是從我口中說出來沒那麼吸引

  • join together in union to practice singing and dancing.

    當你需要摩根‧弗里曼的聲音時

  • I get it! Bet it'd be hella boring to just stand around and protect a tree all day!

    它在哪裏呢?

  • It's like, "Look!! I've got the power to create a fire eagle!"

    [模仿摩根‧弗里曼]「因此, 一群企鵝步行過來」

  • "But I should just stand around and protect the tree!"

    「我令本來無聊的事聽起來有趣」

  • "Hey guys! Look! Look at my fire eagle! Look! Look! LOOK!"

    而這十二道力量化身成

  • "Oh shiii* almost burned down the tree. Gotta go"

    年輕、苗條、俊俏的韓國男孩

  • [godly boom voice] You twelve are banish-ed to Earth for almost burning down Tree of Life

    當他們不在保護生命之樹時

  • "Oh man! Earth is so laaame!"

    在空餘時間集合一起

  • [GBV] Accept your punishment with more dignity than that you whimpering Korean boy!

    練習唱歌和跳舞

  • Okay! So Before we go any further into this video about EXO's mythology,

    我明白的! 想也知道整天站在樹旁

  • we've got to point out something that's REALLY been nagging us.

    保護它是無聊透頂的事

  • I NOW understand why Super Junior has had such lackluster videos lately.

    就像「看! 我能弄隻火鳥!」

  • In which they just dress well and dance in oddly lit rooms over and over again.

    「但我應只站在這裏保護那棵樹!」

  • It SEEMS that SM has been saving all of their money for EXO,

    「喂! 看! 看我的火鳥! 看! 看! 看!」

  • and have been neglecting Super Junior as a result.

    「噢! 幹! 差點把樹給燒掉了! 快跑!」

  • Seriously. I get it SM.

    [上帝般的響亮嗓音]你們十二個因為差點燒掉生命之樹

  • Super Junior is already well-established with a HUGE fanbase

    所以要被放逐到地球

  • that will blindly love everything Super Junior does no matter what it is.

    噢! 天呀! 地球很無聊呢!

  • So SM knows that they don't have to spend a lot of effort with Super Junior.

    [響亮嗓音]表現出你的尊嚴來接受懲罰吧!

  • But, I still personally feel that SM should have spent a LITTLE bit of that budget from

    你這個愛抱怨的韓國男孩

  • EXO's 25 teasers and 3 music videos, on just beefing up Super Junior's videos a little bit.

    好吧! 在我們繼續討論錄像中

  • "Ok guys! Listen up. Heechul! Pay attention. Shindong, hey."

    有關Exo的神話前

  • "Um, for todays' music video we're gonna have you guys in an oddly-lit room, um, and we're gonna get- oh!-

    我要指出一件纏繞我們很久的事

  • we're gonna get the slo-mo camera! Ooo, sparkly! Slo-mo camera! Great!"

    我現在明白為何Super Junior

  • "What? We already did that for our last music video aaand, we already used the slow motion camera a lot."

    近期的錄像如此乏善可陳了

  • [clears throat]

    他們在裏面多次只是穿得漂漂亮亮

  • "Shindong come here."

    在燈火通亮的房間中跳舞

  • "Huh?"

    看來SM將所有錢留給了Exo

  • [scary demon voice! D:] "I will beat you by the SOLES of your feet so that NOBODY can see the bruises."

    而忽略了Super Junior

  • "Let's see you dance THEN lover boy!"

    真的, 我了解的, SM

  • "I'm sorry!!"

    SuJu有龐大而完善的粉絲團

  • "That's right. Okay everyone! Costume, places!"

    他們會盲目地愛SuJu的一切

  • Okay! Back to the song and video!

    所以SM知道他們不需要

  • We totally LOVED this song! This really brings SM back to the music that we really love from them.

    投放很多資源在SuJu身上

  • Not electro, club, rap mash-ups, but instead, something EPIC!

    但我個人認為SM應該將用在

  • And this song is so super epic!

    Exo的25個預告片和3個音樂錄像的

  • With the semi-Latin chanting in the background!

    預算來給SuJu的錄像增一點趣味

  • And the tension building violin riffs!

    「好吧! 所有人聽住!」

  • At least that's what I think.

    「希徹! 專心! 神童, 喂!」

  • Though Simon still likes the SONG, he's still really enamored by E-X-O's first single,

    「呃, 今天的音樂錄像中, 你們要在

  • or their debut-debut, their prologue-prologue-prologue. . .

    燈火通明的房間中, 而且還有─噢!─

  • And still, 'rippido, flippido, super slow-motion' loses his pants on a daily basis.

    還有慢鏡! 噢! 閃耀的慢鏡! 棒!」

  • [Simon background performance] Iiii lost my miiiiind!!!

    「甚麼? 我們在上一個音樂錄像

  • As for me, my rock roots can't help but alert me to the striking similarities this song has to Led Zeppelin's 'Cashmere'

    已經是這樣了, 而且我們已經

  • or Puff Daddy's 'Come with Me' featuring Jimmy Page.

    用了很多遍慢動作鏡頭了...」

  • I mean, it's DIFFERENT, but it's pretty SIMILAR, but I'm not saying I don't like the song.

    [清嗓子]

  • I'm just saying that my rock roots alerted me.

    「神童, 過來」

  • But, perhaps that's just because I'm old.

    「嗯?」

  • And DYING. Dying of oldness, and dying for

    [可怕的魔鬼聲音! D:]「我會瞄?你的腳跟來打

  • a Viva Puff [the cookie?]

    保證沒有人會看見瘀痕!」

  • Raspberry! [It has raspberry filling!]

    「看你到時候怎跳舞! 男孩!」

  • Now, as we were saying before in our understanding of their mythology,

    「對不起!!」

  • EXO used to be 12 forces that protected Tree of Life.

    「這就對了! 好! 所有人! 服裝, 就位!」

  • Not THE Tree of Life, but Tree of Life.

    好! 回到音樂和錄像

  • But, being young boys, they obviously fooled around with their super powers

    我們愛死這首歌了!

  • until they almost burned down Tree of Life.

    它真的把SM帶回從前

  • So, their MAMA kicked them off their planet, onto the parallel universe,

    我們喜愛他們的音樂的時代

  • planet Earth, to teach them a lesson.

    不是電子、酒吧、饒舌雜錦

  • At first, when EXO arrives on Earth, SOME people don't really care about MAMA's warning.

    而是史詩式的音樂!

  • While OTHERS, have taken MAMA's scolding to heart.

    而這首歌真是史詩中的史詩!

  • Especiallyů

    背景有半拉丁語的吟詠

  • This guy.

    還有建立張力的小提琴

  • He looks the most depressed to be off of Planet EXO.

    至少我是這樣想的

  • He's all, like, sulking in the middle of the desert,

    雖然Simon也喜愛這首歌

  • Sitting on a lawn chair,

    他還是沉醉於Exo的第一張單曲

  • making angry tornadoes and catching butterflies for Skyrim.

    即是他們的出道出道曲

  • At least, I hope he's the one who's responsible for that tornado,

    即是他們的前傳前傳前傳...

  • and not just some random dude about to be mowed down by a class six while he runs around chasing butterflies.

    現在「rippido-fippid super slow motion」

  • Otherwiseůyour lack of any spider senses

    每天還是會弄丟他的褲子

  • are about to get you killed.

    [Simon幕後演出]我我我~瘋瘋瘋~了!!!

  • Meanwhile, the other fire Exotics and transportation Exotics are still fooling around with their powers very irresponsibly.

    至於我呢, 我的搖滾根基不斷提醒我

  • Yooo, bro! What's up?

    這首歌和Led Zeppelin的Cashmere

  • Ugh! Can you stop fooling around with your stupid Death Eater transportation powers?!

    或是Puff Daddy的Come with Me

  • This is what got us kicked off the planet in the first place!!!

    (Jimmy Page客串)有多相似

  • Pfft! Jealous bro?

    我的意思是, 它是不同的

  • Ugh! What kind of lame power doesn't(?) teleport 3 feet? That's so dumb!

    但又有幾分相似

  • I can transport more than 3 feet you know!

    但我又不是說我不喜歡這首歌...

  • Pssh! Yeah, prove it.

    我只是想說我的搖滾思維提醒了我...

  • Fine! I will!

    但可能只是因為我老了

  • Sucker.

    和快要死了. 快要老死了

  • [emotional breakdown]

    快要因為viva puff而死 [你指曲奇?]

  • NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT ME!!!

    紅梅! [它有紅莓夾心!]

  • Uhhhh, this is AWKWARD.

    如我們之前對Exo神話的了解

  • WHO SAID THAT?!

    Exo本來是十二道保護生命之樹的力量

  • Eyyy, yo bro!

    不是「THE」生命之樹, 是生命之樹

  • Ugh. Gooo awaaay.

    但身為年輕的男孩

  • Oh come on! I'm really really bored! Play with me!

    他們明顯在用他們的超能力在生事

  • It is this kind of irresponsible Death Eater transportation that got us booted off the planet in the first place.

    直至他們差點燒掉生命之樹

  • Gooo awaaay.

    所以他們的MAMA把他們趕走了

  • Oh God you're so boring.

    趕到了平衡宇宙中的地球, 作為教訓

  • Ooo butterfly, ha ha ha!

    一開始Exo來到地球的時候

  • [emotional breakdown continues]

    有些人顯然漠視MAMA的警告

  • [emotinal breakdown continue] Still crying ey loser?

    而其他人則將MAMA的教誨銘記於心

  • DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!

    尤其是這傢伙

  • [incomprehensible scream]

    他看起來是最低落的一個

  • I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!

    他像是在沙漠的中央生悶氣

  • Haduken!

    坐在椅上弄出憤怒的龍捲風和抓蝴蝶

  • -Yooo -Yoooo

    至少我希望那龍捲風是他弄出來的

  • -Yooo, cool transportation-ness bro. -Nice sunglasses.

    而不是在他抓蝴蝶時經過的路人甲

  • -Thanks, good bros think alike. -Yeeeeah.

    不然他的弱智會把他弄死

  • Hey! Remember how I almost burnt down Tree of Life with my awesome fire burn?

    另一邊廂, 火焰Exotics和瞬間轉移Exotics

  • Yeah.

    還在不負責任地運用他們的異能

  • Well, there's another member, about to be in a lot more trouble.

    喲!! 怎樣?

  • -With MAMA? -That's right!

    啊! 你可不可以不要到處用你的

  • What did he do?

    食死人瞬間轉移能力生事呢?

  • [secret whispers]

    這就是為何我們被踢到這個星球!

  • -I know! -Let's go, let's go!

    嗤! 羨慕吧?

  • Okay!

    啊! 這是甚麼沒料子的超能力呀?

  • Kai, dude!! You know that's permanent right?!

    瞬間轉移三呎? 笨死了!

  • Sidenote:

    我可以轉移比三呎更多的!

  • You know who transports into a puff of black smoke?

    嗤! 那就證明給我看吧!

  • Death Eaters! That's who!

    好哇!

  • Think about the implications.

    笨蛋

  • "You're a wizard EXO!"

    [精神崩潰]

  • Okay, so apart from the slightly confusing super power

    沒人關心我!!!

  • part in the video, we gotta admit, this video was really freakin cool-looking.

    噢! 這很尷尬

  • I want the burn the fire shoes when I walk.

    誰在說話?!

  • I want the fire shoes.

    嘿喲! 兄台!

  • Seriously, this video is exceptionally well done and exceptionally

    啊! 走開啦!

  • Awesome!

    不要這樣嘛! 我悶得很! 跟我玩吧!

  • From the special effects, dancing, the amazing set changes.

    就是這種不負責任的食死人瞬間轉移

  • But we were a little bit weirded out with the part with Kai I think his name is, and he's covered in tattoos

    弄得我們給趕走的! 走開啦!

  • and like screaming violently at the camera.

    噢天呀, 你真是個大悶蛋!

  • Now, sometimes we complain about like random rap sequences that are thrown into songs.

    噢~ 是蝴蝶! 哈哈哈~

  • But, I think this is the first time we've ever complained about a face-tattoo, up-close, screamo guy.

    [繼續精神崩潰]

  • It just really snuck up on me out of nowhere, and I personally, really love heavy metal.

    還在哭嗎? 失敗的man

  • I know, you're like, "She likes heavy metal?"

    不要開我的玩笑!!!

  • But I do! I totally love heavy metal.

    [費解的慘叫聲]

  • I think maybe if this was already a rock song, then it would've fit in perfectly.

    我下次一定會扔到你的!

  • But it was just kind of like,

    嘿!

  • "Woah! Korean Mike Tyson yellin' at me."

    喲!

  • But within the context of this video, it was a little bit awkward.

    喲!

  • Sorry Kai(Bai Bo)

    嘩! 瞬間轉移好酷呀!

  • [music]

    你的太陽眼鏡好棒!

  • This dance was just AMAZING.

    謝謝 好兄弟想法一致嘛!

  • These guys must have been training REALLY REALLY hard because they are almost in PERFECT unity when dancing.

    對呀!

  • I would personally say that some of the members are a little bit better at dancing than others.

    嘿! 記得我如何差點用我超級

  • It's not that the other people are BAD dancers, It's just that a few of them really kind of popped out for me.

    無敵的火焰燒掉生命之樹嗎?

  • What I really liked about this dance was that it had a very like crisp, robotic feel to it.

    記得

  • Like when they started the invisible lawn mower.

    現在有另外一個成員快要遭殃了

  • Or when they threw their tiny invisible umbrella to the ground.

    在MAMA?

  • But then, it would suddenly become soft.

    對呀!

  • Almost like the robot had lost all its bones and just kind of like, melted away into a fluid movement.

    他幹了甚麼?

  • Like when they were serving up pasta!

    [悄悄話]

  • I thought it was really cool.

    不就是嘛!

  • Also! Don't think I didn't notice your drive-by crotch caress,

    走吧走吧!

  • Cuz I saw it!

    KAI, 你知道這是永久的吧?!

  • I just really loved all the dances in the video.

    旁註:

  • And I was so happy that they had lots of little dances, rather than one dance that was kind of repeated over and over again.

    你知道誰會瞬移到一團黑煙中嗎?

  • My only request?

    食死人! 就是他們!

  • Never ask me to learn any of this dance,

    想想這意味?甚麼

  • because I will fail so miserably.

    你是個巫師耶Exo!

  • [music]

    好吧, 除了那些令人有點混亂的異能外

  • As for the English of the song, EXO gets aů.

    我們不得不承認這錄像超級酷

  • Whomping ZERO out of Five.

    我想走路時鞋子會起火

  • Well, if SM didn't spend as much on Super Junior as they did on EXO for their video department,

    我想要那雙火鞋子

  • They at least were fair enough to spend the same amount of money for the English lyric writing department.

    說真的, 這錄像做得特別好特別棒

  • Which is, f*** all, zero dollars.

    從電腦特效到舞蹈到佈景

  • SM, if you DID pay somebody to write those lyrics for you in English, you should probably call them and get your money back.

    但我們對於Kai (我想這是他的名字)

  • No surprise here. Allow me to read it to you.

    滿臉刺青對?鏡頭尖叫的一幕感到古怪

  • "Careless careless Shoot anonymous anonymous "Heartless mindless no one who care about me?"

    有時我們會抱怨人們把隨機的

  • I didn't make that up.

    饒舌歌詞硬擠進歌曲裏

  • Good googly goo, what the hell is this?!

    但我想這是我們第一次投訴一個

  • Also, those ads at the bottom of your video, which you've embedded which nobody can ex outů

    臉上刺青、近鏡在尖叫的男人

  • Come on! 'Genie is the music service for smartphone'?

    這念頭就像無中生有

  • (What's that even mean?)

    而我個人是很喜愛重金屬的

  • I think they're trying to say that this is an application for your phone.

    我知道你在想: 「她愛重金屬?」

  • (What does it mean by service? Like-)

    但我真的好喜歡重金屬

  • The music service-I don't even know!

    我想如果這是一首搖滾音樂

  • [with accent] Genie is the music service for smartphone!!!

    這場景會配合得天衣無縫

  • Who is this ad directed to?

    現在看來就好像

  • If it's for Korean people, then write it in Korean!

    「嘩! 韓版Mike Tyson向?我尖叫!」

  • If the ad is for English-speaking people, than I can tell you that I sure as hell will never download that app.

    放在這個錄像中有點古怪

  • If there's this amount of Engrish just in the advertisement, I can't imagine how unusable that app would be.

    對不起KaiBaiBo(石頭剪刀布)

  • Really, that is a very unprofessional ad.

    [音樂]

  • And, even though the beginning animation sequence was AWESOMELY animated,

    這舞蹈太驚人了

  • and that voice actor was top notch,

    這群人肯定有在很努力地練習

  • Don't let the National Geographic voice trick you into thinking that this actually makes sense.

    因為他們的動作幾乎一致

  • Here it is, read in a normal voice, so you won't be tricked.

    我個人會說有些成員跳起來

  • "When the skies of the ground were 'wumble' legends through their 12 forces nurtured the Tree of Life"

    比其他的成員好一點

  • Really, I listened to this like 3 times,

    不是指其他成員跳得不好

  • WUMBLE legends is the only thing I could hear.

    只是有幾個是特別出眾

  • "An eye of redforce created the evil which coveted the heart of Tree of Life and the heart of slowly grew dry"

    我喜歡這段舞的地方是它給我

  • "To attend and embrace the heart of Tree of Life the legends hereby divide the tree in half and hide

    一種爽脆的、機械式的感覺

  • each side, hence time is overturned and space turns askew" ???

    例如他們的「隱形剪草機」步法

  • I wanna cry.

    或他們「丟下隱形的雨傘」

  • Now, using mythological language SOUNDS cool,

    但接著舞蹈變得柔和

  • And I can put together what they're TRYING to say,

    就像機器人失去了所有骨頭

  • But maaan, this sure was difficult for me.

    溶化成流動的動作

  • I kept on feeling like I ALMOST got what they say,

    好像他們在傳餐般

  • But then something goes in there and I'm like,

    我覺得那很酷

  • "Now I lost you again"

    還有! 別以為我沒留意你們摸陰的動作

  • All together, from the intro narration, to the Latin chanting, to the obnoxious ad at the bottom of the video,

    因為我看見了!

  • this song and this video gets an epic 0 out of 5.

    我真的十分喜歡這錄像中的舞蹈

  • Or should I say in Latin terminology,

    我很高興裏面有很多小段的舞步

  • [Latin gibberish] Nihilo nigwingweh Expecto Patronum outev

    而不是同一個動作重複多次

  • Cuz V is five in Latin.

    我唯一的要求?

  • [music]

    不要叫我學這裏任何一支舞

  • For last week's Gibberish edition we asked you which band had the worst Engrish.

    因為我會輸得很慘

  • BILASA CONQUERER OF KITTIES AND TEENAGED GIRLS HEARTS!!! in 'Baby, I'm Sorry' or T-Ara in 'Yah-yah-yah.'

    [音樂]

  • And the winner was WOAH!!

    至於這首歌的英文Exo得到

  • It was totally T-Ara. I mean like T-Ara, woooah, we all know that you're the gibberish queens soů

    史詩式的零分! 五分滿分

  • Congratu- congratulations?

    這樣的, 就算SM花在Super Junior的

  • And also, congratulations to Bilasa for NOT winning?

    錢沒有投放在Exo的錄像部門的多

  • P.A.R.T.- Whyyyy?

    他們也至少應該花同樣多的錢

  • For this week's Alien Debut edition we ask you which epic debut you preferred.

    在他們的英文填詞部門吧

  • B.A.P's 'Warrior' or EXO's 'MAMA'

    即是, 幹! 零元!

  • Oh yeah! It's about to get nasty in the comments!

    SM, 如果你真的有付錢請人寫英文歌詞

  • Leave your votes in the comments or in our facebook poll and we'll announce the winners next week.

    你應該向他討回你的金錢

  • Also, thanks to all the EXOtics who voted for MAMA this week.

    讓我讀給你聽

  • If there's a video you want us to do for next week's Music Monday, head on over to

    「不小心不小心射佚名佚名」

  • eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts and GET VOTING!

    「負心沒長腦沒人關心我?」

  • That is the only way that we determine who we do for Music Mondays; our K-Pop charts.

    不是我亂寫的

  • Go there. And vote.

    這是甚麼來的?!

  • And lastly, don't forget to 'like' and 'favorite' this video and to subscribe for more Music Mondays.

    另外, 那個你放在錄像下方

  • Take it away Spudgy.

    令所有人都弄不走的廣告

  • [music]

    天呀! 「Genie是智能電話的音樂服務」?

[music]

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