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  • GUEST TONIGHT FROM "THE BOOK OF MORMON," "BEAUTY

  • AND THE BEAST," AND OF COURSE, AS OLAF IN

  • "FROZEN."

  • HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW HBO SERIES, "AVENUE 5."

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," JOSH GAD!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

  • >> NICE!

  • >> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

  • >> YOU CAN STAND UP IF YOU WANT TO.

  • >> Stephen: I CAN INTERVIEW YOU STANDING UP?

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: ONE OF US SHOULD SIT.

  • PLEASE.

  • IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

  • I AM NOT ALWAYS JEALOUS OF MY GUESTS BUT I'M JEALOUS BECAUSE

  • OF YOU BECAUSE OF THE NEW SHOW "AVENUE 5".

  • YOU'RE ALSO STARRING WITH HUGH LAURIE WHO IS AN OLD FRIEND,

  • WE'VE MET TWICE.

  • WHAT'S THAT BEEN LIKE FOR YOU?

  • >> YOUR JEALOUSY IS WARRANTED, ARMANDO IS -- HOW MANY OF YOU

  • HAVE SEEN "VEEP"?

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DEATH OF STALIN.

  • HE'S A GENIUS.

  • HE JUST KNOWS HOW TO TAKE THESE ISSUES IN THE POLITICAL OR

  • SOCIAL ARENAS AND FIND A NEW WAY TO APPROACH THEM, MUCH LIKE OUR

  • OLD FRIEND JONATHAN STEWART.

  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT GUY.

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

  • >> I KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • THE PEOPLE AT HOME WON'T GET THAT JOKE, BUT ONE DAY THEY

  • WILL.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE HIM.

  • NOW, HUGH LAURIE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • HE SEEMS LOVELY.

  • IT'S AN ACT?

  • >> HERE'S WHY HE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS.

  • BEFORE HE GETS ANGRY WATCHING IN AT HOME NOW AND GOES, WELL, I

  • KNOW NOT TO WORK WITH THAT GUY ANYMORE, HE'S THE PERFECT

  • SPECIMEN OF A HUMAN BEING.

  • I SHOW UP,IVE I'M DRIVEN TO THE WORK IN THE BACK, I'M A

  • PASSENGER, GUY GETS OUT AND OPENS THE DOOR, I GO TO THE

  • TRAILER, I HAVE VERY SOFT, FEMININE HANDS.

  • >> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL HANDS.

  • THANK YOU.

  • HE RIDES INTO THE SITE ON A MOTORCYCLE.

  • >> Stephen: HUGH LAURIE?

  • THE GUY FROM "HOUSE."

  • HE'S BUILT THE MOTORCYCLE FROM SOMETHING OUT OF USED CAR PARTS,

  • LIKE FORD vs. FERRARI, AND WHILE I'M WASHING MY DELICATE

  • HANDS YOU HEAR HIM PLAYING MUSIC AND RECORDING AN ALBUM FOR THE

  • MASSES.

  • >> Stephen: AND HIS AMERICAN ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

  • >> 100% BETTER THAN MAN!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT IS

  • "AVENUE 5"?

  • I'VE SEEN A COUPLE OF CLIPS, SCIENCE FICTION, BUT WHAT'S

  • ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

  • >> SO THE SHOW TAKES PLACE 40 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.

  • IT'S SORT OF LORD IN THE FLIES BY WAY OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

  • ARE YOU EXCITED YET?

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT SOCIETY

  • IN A BUBBLE AND THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ONCE YOU

  • LOSE ALL TO HAVE THE SOCIAL NORMS YOU'RE USED TO.

  • SO THINGS GO TERRIBLY WRONG.

  • THE SHOW BEGINS ESSENTIALLY IN ACT THREE OF THE TITANIC AND

  • GETS PROGRESSIVELY WORSE FROM THERE IS THAT AND WHO ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M JOSH GAD.

  • I'M YOUR GUST TONIGHT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • >> I'M SORRY I'M NOT HUGH LAURIE.

  • >> Stephen: IN "AVENUE 5" WHO ARE YOU?

  • A CAPTAIN, PASSENGER, WHAT ARE YOU?

  • >> NO.

  • YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE SHOW BEFORE WE DID THIS INTERVIEW

  • TONIGHT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I DID, BUT I'M

  • FEIGNING IGNORANCE TO ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER ONE AND PARDON MY

  • FRENCH ( BLEEP ) QUESTION.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • >> FAIR ENOUGH!

  • TOUCHEÉ!

  • >> Stephen: BUSINESS.

  • THIS FEELS MORE LIKE SHOW WORK.

  • >> Stephen: YES.

  • I PLAY A GUY CALLED HERMAN JUD.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

  • >> Stephen: WHY DON'T WE SHOW THE CLIP?

  • SET UP THE CLIP.

  • YOU'RE HERMAN JUD.

  • >> BASICALLY THIS GUY'S A MAKE SURE OF EVERYBODY FROM ELIZABETH

  • HOLMES TO BILLY MCFARLAND WHO CREATED THE FIRE FESTIVAL.

  • >> Stephen: HE'S A FRAUD?

  • A BIT OF A FRAUD.

  • >> Stephen: BILLIONAIRE.

  • BILLIONAIRE FRAUD.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

  • >> Stephen: JIM.

  • .21 DEGREES, IT'S LIKE, WHAT, LESS THAN HALF A RIGHT ANGLE.

  • HOW CAN THAT MAKE US THREE YEARS LATE?

  • >> BILLIE?

  • ME.

  • OKAY.

  • SO WE WERE GOING THIS WAY, AND NOW WE'RE GOING THIS WAY.

  • YOU SEE HOW MY HANDS ARE MOVING FAR APART?

  • >> MM-HMM.

  • AND IT'S FURTHER IN REALITY, OBVIOUSLY.

  • OBVIOUSLY, IF IT'S OBVIOUS, RIGHT?

  • >> SEE?

  • NO, NO, THAT'S WRONG.

  • THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

  • >> IT IS RIGHT.

  • S IT RIGHT?

  • YEAH.

  • NO.

  • IT WOULD BE A STRAIGHT LINE.

  • NO.

  • NO.

  • WHAT?

  • >> YES.

  • OKAY, WHO'S THE ENGINEER HERE?

  • >> WHO'S THE GENIUS?

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW, I'VE GOT TO

  • ASK -- >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: -- YOU WHY THE HAIR?

  • WHAT IS THE HAIR?

  • ARE YOU DOING RICHARD BRANSON?

  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MANE.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • I READ A STORY ABOUT ELIZABETH HOLMES WHO CREATED THERNOS AND

  • SHE WORE MOCK TURTLENECKS EVERY DAY TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE SHE

  • WAS HEIR APPARENT OF STEVE JOBS.

  • I SOUGHT A FUTURE VERSION OF ELIZABETH WOULD BE A GUY WHO

  • WOULD GO TO THE HAIR DRESSER AND SAY GIVE ME THE RICHARD BRANSON

  • AND THAT ESSENTIALLY WAS THE CHOICE OF HAIR.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS THE WORST TRAVEL NIGHTMARE.

  • AM I GIVING ANYTHING AWAY WHEN I SAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRIP

  • THAT LASTS WEEKS BUT ENDS UP LASTING YEARS BECAUSE THEY GET

  • OFFCOURSE.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR WORST TRAVEL NIGHTMARE?

  • >> MY HONEYMOON.

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Stephen: OH...

  • THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

  • WE WENT TO ITALY.

  • HER FAMILY IS IN ITALY.

  • WE HAD TO GO STAY WITH HER PARENTS AND STARE AT THEM WITH

  • HER PARENTS' SISTER.

  • WE CALL HER AUNT.

  • >> Stephen: ON YOUR HONEYMOON YOU WENT AND STAYED WITH FAMILY?

  • >> WITH FAMILY.

  • SO IN ITALY THEY DON'T HAVE SOMETHING CALLED AIR

  • CONDITIONING.

  • JUST REALLY HOT.

  • IT WAS IN AUGUST.

  • I'M A BIG GUY AND I SWEAT A LOT, SO I WAS, LIKE, WE CAN'T DO THIS

  • AND SHE SAYS, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY OPTIONS.

  • AND I SAID WHY?

  • SHE SAID, BECAUSE IN ITALY, YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE

  • LEAVING.

  • I JUST SAY, YOU SAY IT IN ITALIAN AND IT WILL WORK.

  • SHE SAID, NO, IT'S RUDE.

  • SO SHE CAME UP WITH AN EXCUSE I'M ALLERGICKING TO THE HOUSE OR

  • SOMETHING.

  • WE GO TO A H TELL, WHOSE AIR CONDITIONING BREAKS, AND THEY

  • DON'T KNOW WHAT A QUEEN BED IS SO THEY PUT TWO TWINS BED

  • TOGETHER.

  • WE PROCEED TO MAKE SEXY TIME AND I FALL THROUGH -- NO, THAT NEVER

  • HAPPENED.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SUFFICE IT TO SAY, WE WERE