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  • Chicken Pig Attack

    雞豬攻擊

  • you know why you are here!

    你應該很清楚為何你會被綁在這裡吧!!

  • do you understand the consequences?

    你知道你的下場是什麼嗎

  • [muffled protesting, screech of fearsome swine]

    來者何人?

  • who are you?

    我帶了個包裹要給你

  • I have a delivery

    什麼包裹

  • delivery of what??

    正義

  • justice

    (笑)

  • [laughter]

    (。・ө・。)

  • [chicken cluck]

    抱歉了老頭

  • sorry, old man

    恐怕你已經看到太多了

  • but I'm afraid now you've seen too much

    哈 你才是那個 會希望沒看到這一切的人

  • ha! it is you who will soon wish to unsee this moment

    現在展開一生的戰鬥

  • [ancient yodel of of reckoning

    我們可以結束一切 並正確的結束

  • now begins the fight of a lifetime

    兩個勇士向你挑戰

  • we can end it all and end it right

    他們早已準備要戰鬥

  • two warriors challenge you

    噢 雞雞和豬豬

  • they came ready to fight

    培根和雞蛋

  • oh, chicken and a pig

    他們不是來這玩鬧的

  • bacon and eggs

    雞雞和豬豬 培根和雞蛋

  • they're not here to play

    今天你已成為他們的盤中食

  • chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

    六條腿 一雙翅膀

  • you're on their plate today

    還有一個搖擺的屁股

  • six legs! two wings!

    站在豬上的雞雞

  • and one ass-whooping

    (豬上的雞)

  • COCK ON A SWINE

    永遠的好朋友

  • (cock on a swine)

    (永遠的)

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIME

    豬豬和雞雞

  • (for all time)

    (帶公雞的豬)

  • SWINE WITH A COCK

    他們永不可擋

  • (swine with a cock)

    在正義面前

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STOPPED

    無路可跑

  • there is no escape

    在你的命運之前

  • from justice

    無處可藏

  • nowhere to hide

    你也許會祈求寬恕

  • from your fate

    我也很想饒恕 但對他們來說已為時已晚

  • you may want forgiveness

    噢 雞雞和豬豬

  • I'd say yes but for them it's too late

    培根和雞蛋

  • oh, chicken and a pig

    他們可不是來玩耍的

  • bacon and eggs

    雞雞和豬豬 培根和雞蛋

  • they're not here to play

    你今天就是他們盤中的食物

  • chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

    六條腿 一雙翅膀

  • you're on their plate today

    還有一個搖擺的屁股

  • six legs! two wings!

    站在豬上的雞雞

  • and one ass-whooping!

    (豬上的雞雞)

  • COCK ON A SWIIIIIIIIIINE

    一生的好朋友

  • (cock on a swine)

    (一生的)

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

    豬豬和雞雞

  • (for all time)

    (帶公雞的豬)

  • SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHHCK

    他們永不可擋

  • (swine with a cock)

    他們看起來那麼可愛 那麼讓人想抱抱

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHPPED

    你也許會想要他們給你親一個

  • they look so cute and cuddly

    但如果你與他們對立

  • you might expect a kiss

    你只會得到

  • but if you're on their bad side

    他們的鐵拳

  • you'll only get

    你所選擇的方向 帶領你到了邪惡的道路上

  • their iron fists

    但是我想提供給你另一條路走

  • [distant drums of reckoning]

    邪惡是...

  • your path has led you down the road of evil

    相對的

  • but I would like to offer you another way

    你...

  • evil is...

    應該比任何人都清楚..

  • relative.

    如果你想要煎蛋捲

  • you...

    就必須打破蛋

  • more than anyone, should know...

    如果你加入我

  • in order to make an omelette

    我可以使你成為一個有錢人。

  • it is required that you break eggs.

    到時 你想要擁有多少雞多少豬 都隨便你

  • if you join me

    我並不擁有他們 !這些是我的朋友!

  • I can make you a wealthy man.

    [好朋友秘密握手]

  • you can own all the chickens and pigs you desire.

    站在豬上的公雞

  • I don't own them! These are my friends!

    (豬上的公雞)

  • [handshake routine of friendship]

    永遠的好朋友

  • CAHHHHCK ON A SWIIIIIIINE

    (永遠的)

  • (cock on a swine)

    豬豬和雞雞

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

    (帶公雞的豬)

  • (for all time)

    他們永不可擋

  • SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHCK

    健雄先生 健雄先生

  • (swine with a cock)

    自從你救完我哥離去之後-

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHHPPED

    講英語

  • Takeo-san! Takeo-san!

    自從你救完我哥之後我到處在找你

  • [sprinting, heavy breathing, sound of beasts and insects at dusk]

    我想拜你為師

  • ever since you disappeared after saving my brother––

    你覺得我還能教你什麼東西嗎

  • [powerful yodel reverberating across the land]

    我才剛因為我放縱的和朋友在那邊秘密握手 而讓壞人給跑了

  • in English.

    但是我現在剛好在找實習生

  • whoa...ever since you saved my brother, I've been lookin all over the world for you.

    你可以幫我點披薩

  • I would love to learn your ways.

    還有幫我回回email

  • you think I can teach you anything?

    旅途上想必很累了吧

  • I was just defeated by my own indulgent secret handshake.

    您確定不想看看我的簡歷嗎?

  • However, I'm looking for an intern.

    讓我看看

  • You can order pizza for me

    [撕紙]

  • and answer my emails.

    我希望你不會害怕危險

  • You must be tired from your travels.

    不 一點也不會 我自尊心很低 所以我一點也不介意受傷

  • You sure you don't wanna see mysumé?

    很好 你的第一堂課差不多就是那次我低估了地方黑手黨..

  • Let's see it.

    雞豬攻擊

  • [ripping of paper]

  • I hope you don't mind the risk of danger!

  • No, not at all––I have low self-esteem, so I actually wouldn't mind being harmed

  • Good. Your first lesson will be about th etime I underestimated the local mafia...

  • Chicken Pig Attack

  • next week! will Takeo meet his doom?

  • or will a small furry warrior come to the rescue?

  • find out here on Schmoyoho

  • accent on the Yodel-ay-hee-hoo

  • that's Schmoyodel-ay-hee-hoo-ho

  • now have a great day and a great life!

  • and don't forget to hug a chicken today!

  • CAHHHHHHHHCK ON A SWIIIII

Chicken Pig Attack

雞豬攻擊

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