I mean, like, anentireweekwhere I justdid a ridiculousamountofonlineshopping.
And I spentaround $800 onclothingwhich, trustme, I knowisanobsceneamountofmoneytospend.
And I amdefinitelynotkeepingallofthis, but I thought, well, I hadallofithereAnyways, I couldshowyouguyswhat I bought.
I don't reallyknowwhattocallthisvideo.
It's somewhereinbetween, Like a comeshoppingwithmeandthefirstimpressionsand a regularholejustlike a regularhole, butslightlyworse, because I'm notkeepingalloftheclothingbecause I'm notthatrich.
Normally I'd berecordthewholething, butitdoesget a littlebitdemoralizingsayingthesamethingoverandoveragainto a cameraaloneinyourroom.
Sothisladyiskindofbad.
Okay, holdon.
Firstthing, thisisgonnabeoutoforder.
I boughtthisbasketitwasoriginally $50 isonsalefor $20 whichisstillwaytoomuchtospendonthemostimpracticalwaytocarryaroundyourbelongings I'veeverseen.
But I shamelesslyjustreallywantedpicnic, whichlivesonmyinstagram.
So I boughtthis.
Thisthingissoimpractical, but I'm feedingfortheaesthetic.
So I'm gonnakeepthis.
ThisisfromPopTop, bytheway.
Okay.
Besidesthefirstplacethat I boughtstufffromUrbanOutfitters, UrbanOutfitters.
Ifyouwanttotalktome, pleasedoBecauseeverysinglethingthatyoumakeisbeautifulbutalsocostslike $68 wererecentlywhile I wasprocrastinatingstudyingformyfinals, I wentontheirsalesectionand I pickedmyselfup a couplethings.
Sothefirstthing I gotisthistopthat I'm wearingrightnow, whichnow I'vebeenwearingtwodaysin a rowwithoutwashingit.
But I honestlydon't careatthispoint.
Thiswasoriginally $50 isonsalefor 25 honestly, notbadfor a topWiththislevelofcraftsmanship, I alsolovethatthishas a superopennecklinebecauseyougirlsnothavethatmuchbootedyougoingon.
But I doreallylikemycolonphones, soatleastthathelpsshowthisoff.
I alsogotthisexactsametalkinwhitewiththisditzyfloralpattern.
But I'm moreonthefenceaboutkeepingthisonejustbecausefirstofall, I'm notreallyinthehabitofbuyingthesamethingintwodifferentcolors.
I feellikeifyou'regonnaspendmoremoney, youmightaswellget a completelydifferentdesign.
But I didkindofreallylikethecutofhistop.
However, thisonewassoldoutallofthesmallersizes.
So I hadtoget a mediumwhich I thinkisjust a littlebittoobigformeifthesleevesare a littlebitbaggyanditkindofgivesme a pediatricianvibesforsomereason.
Nextup I gottheseshortswhichyouguysmighthavealreadyseeninmyspringcleaningvideo.
Theseones I'm definitelykeeping.
I boughtthematregularpricefor $50 whichwaswaytoomuchmoneyforanything.
I pickedupthisonebecause, as I sayinallofmyvideos, itremindsme a lotofsomethingfromReformationandsaiditwasonlylike $20 onsale.
I lovethecutofthis.
I thinkit's verychicsummertimepeasant, butmyonlyhesitationisthatitisoneofthosetops.
It's justkindofhardtowearbecause I movearoundmyarms, theshouldersliftupandfallofftheedgelikeconstantlyhavetobereadjustingthem, whichissomewhatannoying.
But I guessbeautyispain, oratleastmoderateinconvenience.
Nextup, I havesomegraphictees.
First I gotthisonewhichOkay, guys, thismakesmesomadbecause I lovetheshirtsomuch.
I thinkthedesignisreallycute.
I lovethewhiteFred, but I finditabsurdthat I paid a multibilliondollarcorporation $39 tobuy a shirtthat's justpromotinganothermultibilliondollarcorporation.
Ifthat's notsomelatestagecapitalism, I honestlydon't knowwhatis.
I hadjustgottenthewillpowertogoandreturnthis, butthen I trythisonfortheTrionclipandlikeit's socute.
$39 isawesomeenoughtofeed a familyoffourinmostdevelopingcountriesforseveralweeks.
Sothere's that.
Butontheotherhand, it's cute, Sothat's a realmoraldilemma.
Nextup, Likeallthestartwhichwasonsale, I thinkitwas $30 Reason I gotitso I couldpairitwithmydenimjacketsbecauseotherwise, normally I justweardenimskirtsorshortsand I'm like, notaboutthatCanadiansuitlife.
So I thoughtthiscouldbe a goodwaytoadd a littlebitof a differentcolorin a differenttexturetoanoutfit.
Honestly, Stillonthefenceaboutit, I think I'm gonnahavetotrytopairitwith a coupleoutfitsandseewhether I reallylikethem.
Becauseonitsown, theskirtisitlikesuperspecial?
Onething I didreallylikeaboutitisthatithas, like, thesebigasspocketsinthefrontandtheback.
Butit's cold, soit's kindofbeenjeansweather, I don't know.
I'vejustbeenlookingforthatperfectpairoflike, highwaisted, straightish, butnottoostraightleg, a littlebitcroppedjeans.
And I feellikeyouguysknowwhat I'm talkingabout.
Buttheonesthat, likeallofthefashionbloggersandlikeInstagramgirlswearorlike, $200 on, I wasn't tryingtospendthatmuchmoney.
So I wenttoandotherstories, and I triedtofindsomethatwere a littlebitmoreaffordable.
Thisone, I think, istheclosestthingthat I foundtothoseredoneLevi's jeansandtheywere $85 like, kindofpricey, butatleastnot $200.
I reallylovethevintagelookingwashonthese, andoverall, I thinkthefitisreallycool.
It's kindofunflattering, butin a flatteringway, whichwaswhat I waslookingfor.
I dothink I'm gonnahavetoreturnthese, which I'm sayingabout, likeeverythinginthishole, becausethefitaroundthebuttisjust a littlebitweird.
Kindof a bummer, though, because I doreallylikethecutandwashofthese.
But I wouldsuggestifyourbodyproportionsare a littlebitdifferentfrommine, totallytrytheseoutbecause I thinkthey'rereallygoodandtheylook a lotmoreexpensivethantheywere.
I alsopickedupthesegenesfromandotherstorieswhicharemostgoddamncomfortablejeans I'veeverputon.
But I thinkthetradeoffforthatisthatyoucan, like, seethatthefabricis a littlebitsoft, and I likemyjeanstolookmorestructurethanthat, andsomethingaboutsoftdenimlooks a littlebitcheaptome.
I don't feellike I'm comingacrossisabsurdlypickyinthisvideo.
But I'm sosorry.
Thisislikestuffthat I thinkabout.
Andalsothesewere $85.
It's notliketheyweresupercheapeither.
Sotheseareprobablygoingback.
Youknowwhat I thinkmyrealproblemwithjeansis E.
I feellike I'm holdingallofthesegenesthestandardsofgenesthat I'veseenonsocialmediagirlswhohave, like, amazingbodies.
And I'm proposingin a reallyflatteringwayforthegenes.
So I don't knowifgenesthatlookedlikethatreallyexistortheyjustexistintheseveryspecificphotos.
Firstup, I gotthispolkadottop, which I'vealreadywarned a coupletimes.
I fuckinglovethissomuch.
Thisisoneofmynewfavoritetops, althoughsomebodycommentedonaninstagrampostthatitgivesher a quadruplevibes, whichnow I can't unseebecauseitdoeskindoflooklike I havemoreboobs, especiallybecausemyactualboobsaren't thatbig.
But I'm justgonnatrytobanishthatthoughtfrommymindandcontinuewearingthestop.
I alsogotthistop, whichhasthispolkadotandcherryprint.
It's a prettysimilarvibe, exceptin a shortsleevedtop.
Thiswasaround $20 I thinkit's supercute.
I thinkitlooksreallygoodinthetriunclip, butitis a littlebitopenaboutthebust, evenforme, andit's a prettyslipperyfabric, So I feellikethereis a constantthreatofnipslippage.
I gotsomeskirtsaswell.
I gotthisone, whichisThat's howyouhaveit.
I gotthiskingdomone.
Ithasthislittlerushingdetailatthesidewith a littletieatthebottom, andit's actuallyadjustable, soyoucouldmakeit a littlebitshorteror a littlebitlongerifyouwant.
But I alsothoughtthiswouldbe a reallycoolskirts, sinceit's sogirlyandfrillytheparentwithlike a basic T shirt, likemaybethatCoke T shirt.
If I decidetokeepit.
Andit'llbe a coolwaytojuxtaposesomething a littlebitgirlyandfrillyandsomethingmorecoolandcasualandoversized.
Okay, andthatiseverythingforclothing.
But I dohave a couplepairsofshoestoshowyouguys.
Firstup, I pickeduptheseplatformsofcargoes, which I'vebeeneyeingsins.
Lastyear, I think I sawtestChristinewherethese a bunch, andshelookedsocuteinthem.
I mightkeeptheseaswell, justas I findthemsocharming.
TheyalsosomehowgivemelikeMarieInternetslackAliceinWonderlandvibes, which I kindoflike.
Lastly, I havethis.
I don't knowwheretheothersideoftheshoewent, whichistotallyfinebefore I returnthese, butthesearetheonesthat I amleastlikelykeeping.
Theywere $50 they'rejust a captoesilhouetteprettysimilartotheshoesthatChanelputout.
I thinkthispastfallslashwinter, eventhoughthey'rethesamesizeasalltheothershoes, theseonesjustfitmeweird, andthey'retheleastcomfortable.
Fun.
Factisthat I actuallyusedtobesointothiscaptivesilhouette.
I actuallynamedmyfirstfashionbloggereverthat I startedlikeeighthgrade.
I nameditCaptoeFlats.
I thinkit's stillontheInternet, soyoucanpubliclyfinditandsearchthroughsomereallyembarrassingphotosofmeprobablygonnareturnthesejustcause.
I don't thinktherewere $50 thatiseverythingforthiswhole.
I apologizeif I'vebeentalkinglikereallyfast.
I'vejustbeentryingtofillinthisholefor I thinktwoweeksnow, I wasgettingtothepointwhereit's kindofnervous I wouldn't beabletoreturnthisstuffbecausethereturnpolicywouldexpire, wouldgetpastthe 30 daysandthen I wouldhaveactuallyspent $800 onclothing, whichwouldhavebeensomewhattragic.
Anyways, thankyousomuchforwatchingthis.
Inothernews, I'm movinginto a newapartmenttwoweeks, sothatisreallysoon.
And I'm gonnahavemyownroomthere.
Honestly, thishasbeen a reallyweirdandstressfulyeartryingtorecordvideoswhilealsolivingwithtwootherpeoplein, like, a tinybox.
When I firstmovedinhere, I had, like, noexpectationthatYouTubewillbecomethisbigpartofmylife.
Sothat's whythissituationwasweird.
Butthankyousomuchforstickingwithme.
And I'm gonnabemakingsomanymorevideosoverthesummer.