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  • ( LAUGHTER ) ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I'M A

  • REAL TECH-HEAD.

  • I'M ON TOP OF ALL THE LATEST CYBER TRENDS.

  • SEE THIS?

  • I USE THIS TO CHECK MY EMAIL, READ THE NEWS, AND FIND OUT WHAT

  • MY HEART RATE IS AFTER READING THE NEWS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LIKE ALL GADGET HEADS, I'M

  • PUMPED FOR 2020'S CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, OR C.E.S.

  • OVER THE YEARS, MANY HIGH-TECH INNOVATIONS HAVE BEEN UNVEILED

  • THERE, SUCH AS THE PLASMA TV, THE BLU-RAY PLAYER, AND BACK IN

  • THE LATE 70S, THE ATARI.

  • AND AT THE FIRST C.E.S., FIRE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) A BIG SELLER.

  • A BIG SELLER.

  • THIS YEAR, ONE OF THE MOST TALKED-ABOUT PRODUCTS AT C.E.S.

  • IS A ROBOTIC PET CAT CALLED MARSCAT, WHICH CAN RECOGNIZE

  • HUMAN FACES AND KNOWS 20 COMMANDS AND PHRASES, INCLUDING

  • "SIT" AND "COME HERE."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) JUST LIKE A CAT-- IF IT WAS

  • NOTHING LIKE A CAT.

  • WHO'S BEHIND THIS ROBOTIC FELINE?

  • NONE OTHER THAN A STARTUP CALLED ELEPHANT ROBOTICS.

  • "OKAY, GUYS.

  • OKAY, LET'S BRAINSTORM HERE.

  • OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • OUR COMPANY IS CALLED ELEPHANT ROBOTICS.

  • WHAT KIND OF ROBO-ANIMAL SHOULD WE BUILD?

  • MONKEY?

  • NO.

  • PUPPIES?

  • STUPID.

  • WAIT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS!

  • IT'S THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!

  • CATS!" ( LAUGHTER )

  • NOW -- THAT WAS A LONG WALK TO THAT JOKE.

  • A REALLY LONG WALK.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT WE GOT THERE, AND THERE WAS

  • WATER IN THE WELL.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IF THE IDEA OF PACKS OF ROBOTIC

  • CATS KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT, DON'T WORRY, C.E.S. HAS YOU

  • COVERED.

  • THERE'S A NEW HIGH-TECH SLEEP AID CALLED THE URGONIGHT

  • HEADBAND, WHICH COSTS $500 AND USES NEUROFEEDBACK THERAPY

  • TO MEASURE YOUR E.E.G. AND TEACH YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE BRAIN

  • WAVES THAT IMPACT SLEEP.

  • SADLY, STILL NO ADVANCEMENTS ON HOW TO CONTROL THE BRAINWAVES

  • THAT IMPACT YOUR DECISION TO BLOW $500 ON A PLASTIC HEADBAND.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND IT'S ONE SIZE FITS ALL,

  • BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, SMALL ELECTRODES

  • AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST TO THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD, AND NO GLUE IS

  • NEEDED.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, THAT'S DISTURBING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT

  • GLUE MIGHT BE NEEDED.

  • IT WOULDN'T BE COMFORTING IF AN OLIVE GARDEN WAITER STARTED HIS

  • SPIEL WITH, "OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS PENNE WITH CLAM SAUCE, AND--

  • YOU'LL BE EXCITED TO HEAR-- NO ANTIDOTE REQUIRED."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: OH, OKAY.

  • >> Stephen: SOME GLUE IS NEEDED.

  • >> Jon: GOING TO NEED A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> Stephen: AND IT'S NOT JUST STARTUPS GETTING IN ON THE

  • HIGH-TECH DEVICES.

  • TOILET PAPER COMPANY CHARMIN IS UNVEILING A NEW PRODUCT THEY

  • CALL A POOPTIME ROBOT PAL.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO OFFENSE, I'M SURE THE ROBOT'S

  • GREAT, BUT POOPTIME IS THE ONE TIME I DON'T WANT A PAL.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I TREASURE MY LONELINESS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO PALS.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) WHAT DOES THIS PAL DO?

  • APPARENTLY, IT'S SOLE JOB IS TO BRING YOU A NEW TOILET PAPER

  • ROLL WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST.

  • THIS IS HUGE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT AN ADVANCEMENT!

  • IT REPLACES PREVIOUS TOILET PAPER ROLL REPLACEMENT

  • TECHNOLOGY OF "HERE IT IS.

  • CAN YOU GRAB IT?

  • I'M JUST GOING TO THROW IT."

  • HERE, I'M GONNA THROW IT!

  • ( PIANO RIFF ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT ROLL, SEGWAY IS ALSO GETTING INTO THE

  • GAME, DEBUTING A NEW PRODUCT CALLED THE S-POD, WHICH IS

  • BILLED AS A SELF-BALANCING STROLLER FOR ADULTS.

  • FINALLY!

  • I WANT IT!

  • WHEEL ME AROUND, ROBOT MOMMY!

  • THE S-POD IS PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO WATCHED "WALL-E" AND

  • THOUGHT, "YES, THAT'S THE AMOUNT --

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: -- YES, THAT IS

  • THE AMOUNT OF DIGNITY I DESERVE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS NON-BABY BABY STROLLER IS

  • NOT MESSING AROUND, BECAUSE IT CAN HIT SPEEDS OF 25 MILES PER

  • HOUR.

  • WHICH LEADS TO THE OBVIOUS QUESTION: CAN THE CHARMIN

  • POOP TOT -- ( LAUGHTER )

  • -- CAN THE POOP ROBOT KEEP UP WITH IT?

  • "HURRY UP, CHARMIN!

  • I'M POOPIN' IN MY S-POD!

  • THE FUTURE IS AMAZING!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JANE

  • FONDA.

( LAUGHTER ) ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I'M A

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機器人貓、"便便時間機器人夥伴 "是2020年C.E.S.展會上的熱門新玩意。 (Robotic Cats, "Pooptime Robot Pal" Among The Hot New Gadgets At C.E.S. 2020)

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