I think I wenton, likefivedifferenttinderdateswiththisdress.
And, youknow, itkindofwas a goodluckcharm.
This'llislikepartofmyproblemwithWhynevergetridofclothing, though, isthat I getemotionallyattachedtoitlikeevenmorethan a sentimentalobject, orlike a postcardtryingonanoldpieceofclothingfeelsliketryingonthecostumeofyouroldselfagain.
Ifthatmakessense, likewearingthisandlookinginthemirror, I feellike I amactuallyfromtwoyearsago, andit's a specialfeeling.
Butpracticallyspeaking, I haven't warnedthestressin a coupleofyears, soitistimetopassontosomebodyelse.
I thinkif I olderthisdresstobe a littlebitshorter, itmightbesomethingthat I like.
Yeah, welove a sluttydominatrix.
Look, I'm tryingtodothatthingwhereyoulike, convinceyourselfthatyoucouldmake a regularbroughtinto a straplessbraIfyoushowmethestrapsfarenough.
It's cute, but I thoughtthecolorwasgonnabedifferent.
I lookedlike a pieceofcandycorn.
Okay, thisoneis a keeperforsure.
Thisisoneofthosepiecesthat I'veownedforlike a year, but I think I'vewornitoncebecauseitkeepsgettingburiedinthebackofmycloset, especiallybecauseit's a spaghettistrapdress.
Thisdressissoeasytosliponwith a pairofsneakersor a flatpairofboots, andit's prettyenoughthatitdistractspeoplefromthefactthatyoudrankfiveshotsofblackofthenightbeforeandmayormaynothavethrownup.
Do I looklikeMario?
Ordo I looklikeSophiaAndyRose?
Oh, fromgirlboss?
Wemayneverknow.
OK, a companysentmethisdress, and I havenoideahowtofeelaboutit.
Neveractuallywearitoutbecause I feellikesimultaneouslytoowhitetowearitandtoAsian, towearsomethingthatscreamsfetishizedneedthismuch?
I don't knowwhatyouguysthought.
TheyfeellikeIt's such a finelineagain.
Thisdressissocute, butit's just a littlebittoogirlyformycurrentstyleofthing.
I neverthought I wouldsaythis, but I thinkthisisobjectivelytoomuch.
Damn, thisoneissupercute, too, but I feellike I needtoalterittoelikebringthispartoffsothattheskirtfitsbetteranditdoesn't havethisawkwardstomachdroopoverhere.
I feellikesleeves a reallyawkwardonthisdress, butwhatif I like?
Okay, that's thehugeYes, maybeshe's a keeper, and I thought I wasgonnasellthestress, butit's actuallysocute.
Areyoukiddingme?
I havetowearthisdressmoreoften.
Thisisalsowhy I lovecleaningout.
Myclosetislike a togetridofstuff, butbetofindthisstuffthat I haven't worninages.
Thatisactuallyamazing.
Andit's gonnabesomethingthat I wearreallyoften.
Theseareallthedressesandjumpsuitthat I'm keeping.
Theseareallonestosell.
We'reheregracefullystrewnonthefloor.
I havemytwopiecesofclothingthat I havetoalter.
Thisisthehardestpartformebecausegeneshavealwaysbeenmynemesisandthatitissohardtofind a pairofjeansthatfitsproperly.
So I own, like, 10 pairsofjeans, andnoneofthemfitquiteright.
I'm startingtofreakout a littlebitabouthowmanythings I'm gettingridofbecause I havenevercleanedoutmywardrobethisintensely.
I'm soscared I'm gonnasellallthisandregretit, But I don't I don't thinkthat I will, becausethemajorityofthestuff I haven't wornin a while I didn't evenrealizethistopwasatthebottomofthisfile.
I actuallyreallylikethisone.
Like a companysentmethistop.
I wantsobadlytobethetypeofpersonwho's coolenoughtowearthis, butlikeit's justnotme.
I'm not a heightbeast.
OK, nextup, we'vegotmypileofshorts.
Thisshouldbethesimplestsectionbecausewe'rejustcomingoffsummerand I literallyownsomanypairsofshorts.
Buttheentiresummer.
I onlyworethreepairsofshorts, so I'm gonnapickthoseout.
I'm notevengonnalookattheotheronesbecause I know I don't wearthem.
Andwe'regonnamoveonwithourlivestheentiresummer.
I onlyworethispair, thishair, which I mademyself, which I wasveryproudof.
Andthenthispairand I own, like, 1500 pairsofshorts.
Why?
Youknowwhat?
I amactuallygonnakeeptheseJordan's, too, because I worethem.
And I don't knowwhy, because I'vecarriedthemaroundlikethreedifferentapartmentsbecausethey'resocute.
But I justneverfindmyselfwearingthem.
And I thinkatthispoint I havetoadmittomyselfthateventhoughthey'recute, theyjustlike, don't gowiththatmanyofmyoutfits, sohopefully I'llbeabletoselltheseandatleastgetback a littlebitofmy $150 that I spentonthem.
I don't meantosoundungratefulatall, but I'vemade a valiantefforttowearthesewith a bunchofdifferentoutfits, andtheyjustdon't suitmebecausethey'renottightaroundtheankles, actually, becausemylegsareshort.
Ifit's anankleboot, I alwaysneededtohugmyanklesothatitdoesn't cutmeoffawkwardly.
And I gotthemforlike $40 on a sauce, I thinkfouryearsago, and I stilllovehimtodeath.
Hello, andwelcometothejacketsectionofmyapartment.
Thisis a doubledeckerclothingrackthat I builtmyselfbecause I knew I neededextrastorageformyouterwearandmysweaters.
Thereare a decentamountofrepeats, likelikefordenimjackets, forexample.
I havethisLynn.
I havethisoneand I thisone, andthey'reall, like, practicallyfraternaltwins, So I wanttonarrowitdown.
So I have, like, onefavoritedenimjacket, which I thinkmightbethisone.
Currently, I alsohavetwoblackdenimjackets, andthisis, ofcourse, theonethat I weareverysinglevideo I thriftIDthisone.
After I boughtthisone, I knewalmostimmediatelythat I likethisthriftydenimjacketbetterthanthisdenimjacket.
But I couldnotconvincemyselftoletgoofthisonebecause I hadjustpaid, like, $50 forit a couplemonthsago.
So I'vebeenhangingontoit.
Buthonestly, atthispoint, everybodyknowsthat I lovethisjacket.
Thisismyfavoriteone, and I'm nevergonnachoosethisjacketoverthisjacket, so I shouldjustgetridofthisjacket.
Goddamn, it's kindofcutewiththisoutfit.
Boat?
No, actually, youhaven't wornthisinlike, a year.
Letitgo.
Atthispoint, I dohave 12345 differentleatherjacketsandthemostridiculouspartiesthat I genuinelylikeGypsies, andtheyeachserve a differentfunctioninmywardrobe.
So I'm gonnakeepallofthem.
I learnedthehardwaylastyearthat a Thisisnotmycolorandbepuffers.
Justdon't lookgoodonmebecause I don't havethehipstobalanceitout.
So I looklike a giant, lopsidedMichelinmantrenchcoat.
Thisone.
Itdriftedtwoyearsago, and I havelovediteversincethatpeacetrack.
Itiscute, but I havenotwornitin a while, Sowe'regettingridofthatone.
Andthechamberlainmademebythisfuckingtrendyjacket.
Thiswas a thrift, cliffthat I fuckedupbecause I messedupthebottom.
Andit's thisweird, likeJangKirollhim, Youknow, Sometimesyoujustgottaswallowyourprideandrealizethatyoudid a badjobsellingsomethingandyoudon't likeitanymore.
So I'm probablygonnadonatethisandseeifsomebodyelsewantstopickitup a goodwillandreachreflected.
Andthenthistrendylittlepurplecardagain.
I lovethecolor, but I'vejustneverfound a greatoutfittowearitwith.
I don't reachforitoften, soshe's goingaswell, Allright.
Andthatisallofthejackets I'm gonnabekeeping.
Okay, I thinkmyruleformysportsbrasisgonnabe I'm onlykeepingonesthat I alsolikewearingwitheverydayoutfits.
Sowehave, like, thissquareneckblackone.
I likethisone a lot, and I liketowearitwithhighwaistedshortsandjeans.