字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 realize sometimes parachutes don't work. And that's like one of the worst sentences I've ever said in my entire life before jumping 12. So now you're saying so nothing will scare you anymore. Nothing. Nothing? No, nothing, Theo. All right, So you're a fan of Justin Bieber's. And he just started following you on today, right? He just started following you. Excited about that? He's not here today. But you will. All right, I think. What way? Played that back to you. My page. Name? Three things you say to a cute baby. Aren't you adorable? Go, Chico! Chico, Are you wet? Thanks so much. You look great. All of you. Before we start, I want to say my eyes are up here. My boobs are everywhere else. My costume this year is a tribute to cardio bees. Character in the movie hustlers. I can't. I'm Carty. He is for Ellen. It's also my bra size. Be scared. I mean, right. He was a Calvin Klein model. He was trying to be as good looking. Oh, my gosh. I'm still a lot of beef, but I decided to call myself Carty E and I posted that. And did I start a beef that I started rap beef, you know, maybe so. You know, l A and I changed my name. I paid $2000. Will cardi. If I pay $2000 I can use Carty. Well, okay. You pay me to do that. Name three celebrities you'd want to do a duet with? Oh, Adele Pink and, uh um, not Madonna. Thank you. She she pushes me to be more confident. I've known her eight years now, and it's just it's a nice theory. Give us three things that are hairy. Balls, balls, boss Theo. Celebrities, celebrities, cereal. Never have I ever gotten kicked out of a bar. I just turned 21. Be honest. I just turn that around. You just queen just walks up next to me, and she's standing there, and I'm and I'm like, looking at her, and you can't say anything. You're not You're not allowed to speak to her unless she speaks to you first. So it was like this very 10 minutes of just awkward silence. And that's a look at you. And it didn't look at me at all. I I looked over a couple times and the biggest grossest gnarliest rat I've ever seen in my life eating the dog food. But it was funny because it was eating a dog food. Like I ran after this rat. Like, I don't know what I was gonna do if I caught it. But, you know, here's something stupid round. You're so brave. Thief. Name three things that get you in trouble with your spells, The Internet. Do you? How do you feel about like because you have young fans like that and your direct explicit? Yeah. How do you deal with that? Oh, you know, what I realize is that I don't have to deal with it. I'm not their parents. I can, um so best selling female singer of all time. Do I have anything to do with that? I do. I Because I feel responsible for your career in a way. Honestly, Alan Ho doesn't. Okay, we're just having No, I know, but I'm just, you know, I'm just saying theme buddies. You'd want to go on a road trip with a Mario Lopez, Ryan Gosling, George Clooney. My personal life is pretty much nonexistent. Um, which is not good. Not for the long run. Not for me. not for her. Give us three nicknames for breasts warms movies and name three things you say when you're surprised you name it. Name three things that rhyme with push tours. Bush bru sh The 13 ever. Have I ever been in handcuffs? I went. Okay, Theo. Ask you how you are. You just have to say that you're fine. You're not really fun. But I need I need the attention. Uh, you tapping that of nervous systems. Are you Morse coding Medians? I'm Morse coding you the wedding with Theo. My you say a tourist trip and we went to the kitchen. What? You look at me like you don't understand. No, I Yeah. And you're just naked with your friend. Why are you putting me on the spot like this? I have friends. I've never seen them naked like that. And they don't bring me to Bora Bora. You're making me blush. And the reward for me is all in just it. Being something that moves you. That's what's most important to me. Oh, in a movie. No, no being arrested. That wasn't the question. I mean, name three nicknames for a woman's private parts. My God, no. Three things you can slip on slippers. Um, sure. Um, you know what? No, like banana peel or like that was clever, Ron. You can slip on slippers, hear crickets, everyone that green is universal To help you reminded conserve resources and reuse. Oh, excise the heart named three other organs. I love guinea. Last thing, it's like a bug that I found out about called an earwig. That has pinchers. Do you know what those are That you're way things that they crawl into your ears. They do not crawl into years. Not, I mean, they're just earwigs. I got him next week saying Hurry this week, way we see each other all the time. That's Harry. Theo, Theo, Hand. You have to do this. Okay, Very important. All right. Mariah taught us. Alright, alright. You guess what I'm having. Show us three popular emoji faces. Oh, in a scary movie that you take it away. You know it's okay. That's fake blood, right? I'm still places. I heard you're scared of clowns. No, I'm not afraid of clowns. I heard that you were the way you'd like to touch a man. The area where the man is happy What Donkey did what? To your mind? Uh huh. No donkey did not do that much of that. Mike, can you fit in your mouth? Definitely happening. Regular Cheetos when I'm tired of hot Cheetos. Are they the soft Cheetos of the crunchy cheat? Aren't she always aren't you know, the big like the big puppy ones that melt in your mouth? Yeah, you're talking about so from BTS. If you go to Ellen Tube and I also want to see Oh, so well little feel like I know you. Yeah. You want me to try? Very Okay. No, it's okay. Do not want to see them. No, no, no, it's fine. Just keep smiling, okay? Remember to like this video and subscribe with notifications on to join the monthly iPhone. Give away. 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