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  • And that's like one of the worst sentences I've ever said in my entire life before jumping 12.

  • So now you're saying so nothing will scare you anymore.

  • Nothing.

  • Nothing?

  • No, nothing, Theo.

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  • And he just started following you on today, right?

  • He just started following you.

  • Excited about that?

  • He's not here today.

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  • Name?

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  • Thanks so much.

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  • My costume this year is a tribute to cardio bees.

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  • It's also my bra size.

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  • He was trying to be as good looking.

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  • And did I start a beef that I started rap beef, you know, maybe so.

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  • I paid $2000.

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  • Name three celebrities you'd want to do a duet with?

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  • Thank you.

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  • I've known her eight years now, and it's just it's a nice theory.

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  • Balls, balls, boss Theo.

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  • You're not You're not allowed to speak to her unless she speaks to you first.

  • So it was like this very 10 minutes of just awkward silence.

  • And that's a look at you.

  • And it didn't look at me at all.

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  • But it was funny because it was eating a dog food.

  • Like I ran after this rat.

  • Like, I don't know what I was gonna do if I caught it.

  • But, you know, here's something stupid round.

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  • Name three things that get you in trouble with your spells, The Internet.

  • Do you?

  • How do you feel about like because you have young fans like that and your direct explicit?

  • Yeah.

  • How do you deal with that?

  • Oh, you know, what I realize is that I don't have to deal with it.

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  • I can, um so best selling female singer of all time.

  • Do I have anything to do with that?

  • I do.

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  • You just have to say that you're fine.

  • You're not really fun.

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  • Why are you putting me on the spot like this?

  • I have friends.

  • I've never seen them naked like that.

  • And they don't bring me to Bora Bora.

  • You're making me blush.

  • And the reward for me is all in just it.

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  • That's what's most important to me.

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  • That has pinchers.

  • Do you know what those are That you're way things that they crawl into your ears.

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  • That's Harry.

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  • You guess what I'm having.

  • Show us three popular emoji faces.

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  • You know it's okay.

  • That's fake blood, right?

  • I'm still places.

  • I heard you're scared of clowns.

  • No, I'm not afraid of clowns.

  • I heard that you were the way you'd like to touch a man.

  • The area where the man is happy What Donkey did what?

  • To your mind?

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  • Regular Cheetos when I'm tired of hot Cheetos.

  • Are they the soft Cheetos of the crunchy cheat?

  • Aren't she always aren't you know, the big like the big puppy ones that melt in your mouth?

  • Yeah, you're talking about so from BTS.

  • If you go to Ellen Tube and I also want to see Oh, so well little feel like I know you.

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  • You want me to try?

  • Very Okay.

  • No, it's okay.

  • Do not want to see them.

  • No, no, no, it's fine.

  • Just keep smiling, okay?

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