WeareatGeorgeBoat's houseorwhat I liketocalltheBurgerAcademy.
I feltlike I wassortof a burgerfanuntil I walkedintothishouse, andnow I realizewhat a dilettante I am.
Don't comparethedebate.
You'reinthesameposition I was.
Thisiskindoflikewheremyburnerjourneybe.
I'vetaken a verydeepdiveintotheAmericanhamburger, andwhat I'vediscoveredisthattherearesomanydifferentregionalburgersthatneedtobeappreciated, andeachregionalburgerhas a story, has a greatpieceofhistorytoit.
Youknow, I feellike I'm abouttogoon a visionquest.
Tie.
You'reprettyserious, foodie.
Hehas a restaurantinSaltLakeCity, butithas a burgerthat's onthetop 100 list.
Itsoundsridiculous, butitactuallyisgood.
Polishsausage, kimchi.
Well, andcheesewasWow.
I mean, I neverknowwhatitactually, I swearitreallyisdelicious.
I'm a hugefanofmodernfamily.
Oh, thanks.
Goingunderourlastseason, I thinkAmericawantstoknow, especiallypeoplefromtheburgershow.
WhatwouldPhilDunphyisidealburger?
Because I knowhe's intotechnology.
So, like, truewouldbe a movieburgerguy.
Maybeyouwenttoofarwiththat.
So I thinkthat's where I washeadedto, like, icecreamonit.
Well, there's no, Butthere's nobodytrusts, nocheese.
There's nocheesenow.
Technically, it's not a burger.
Thisiswhat I liketocall a burgerdishWhenyouthinkofAh, Hawaiianburger, what's onit?
I wouldthinkitwouldhavesomethingsortofliketropicallikepineapple.
Exactly.
Ham, Right, Right.
I'vegotnewsisgonnablowyourmind.
PineappleBurgerstartedinCanadainthe 19 sixties.
Itwas a guywhowasactuallyputtingpineappleandhamon a pizzafromthisplaceinOntario, Canada, likethismakesmequestioneverythingthat, liketheElooffering, ah, sliceofHawaiianpineappleandit's a Hawaiianburger.
It's not a realthat's shapedliketheentireworld.
Butthegoodnewsisthereis a classiclocalsonlyBergercalledtheLocoMoco.
It's madeentirelyofCanadianingredients.
Theburgerdishes, a bedofwhitericecookedhamburger.
Pattyreadyforthisone?
Browngravyontopofthat.
Andthen a friedegg.
You'regonnafreakout.
GetdoingSo I'm a bigfanofputtingonionsandburgersonin.
WhereverhaveyoubeentoSTLouis?
Oklahoma?
That's thewaytheytreattheirburgers.
Justlikethat.
Rice, youknow, Right?
Right.
Forthefirsttimeinmylife, I feelalive.
Wait, There's moregoinghere.
Nograveinjuryrategoesnextday.
Goodoldbrowngravyon.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
That's hardtoberightthere.
Oh, man, thisiseverything I love.
That's it.
That's it.
PleasehearCracktheYeah.
Thankyou.
Oh, myGod.
Lookatthat.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Nobadtastetothis.
There's nothingwrongwiththat.
It's incredible.
So, notsurprisingly, thisburgerisservedandmostdinersonmostoftheislandsofHawaii.