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  • What's up?

  • What's that?

  • No, What's up?

  • Much.

  • I love being in Montreal is cool.

  • You showed me a good time being here.

  • And, you know, I'm a baseball fan.

  • Being in Montreal had to tell you the expo, son?

  • Yeah, exposed.

  • Like they don't even practice like they call each other.

  • You know, we play this Thursday.

  • You sure, man, I need a ride.

  • You gotta ask the glove.

  • Come pick me up.

  • Me and these eight people right here could be the exposed.

  • And if any expose watching this show right now, you need to be practicing.

  • I just got married.

  • Not only clap for that marriage.

  • His rough marriage is like heaven cable with just one channel.

  • Same thing.

  • Come on every day.

  • And when you married, you gotta hang around other married people because you can't hang around single people because they bring other fine women around you Like who is she available?

  • I hang around my boy.

  • He'd been married like for eight years.

  • He videotaped his wedding day.

  • Never watched it eight years later.

  • Now he watches every day, but he watched it in reverse because he said he loves seeing yourself.

  • Take that ring back off for a finger, walking back down and out, just waving at her mother.

  • Didn't back in the limo back at the bachelor party.

  • Look at happy hour.

  • I just got back from Alabama.

  • It is good to be back in North America.

  • I went to Alabama was the smartest brother in the whole state.

  • People just coming up to me, asking me questions.

  • Like who?

  • The president.

  • Like George Clinton?

  • People don't understand that.

  • You know, I try to do my own TV show.

  • I was on ABC.

  • It's rough getting this show because, you know, they got all these reality shows on.

  • I don't have no real black shows.

  • They need some real black.

  • Shawn will be the first brother with a really black show poster.

  • Come on.

  • 11 o'clock.

  • Going.

  • Come on.

  • 11.

  • 20 Some days I didn't going.

  • Come on.

  • They're quite show.

  • Come on.

  • And I Oh, no, we call in.

  • It's gonna come in late.

  • You know, black people late by nature.

  • Is some slaves still on their way over here?

  • You can You can understand that black people can be anything they want to be.

  • We have been everything in this earth and will be everything set.

  • For one thing, I could tell you who wasn't black Noah because there's no way no black family was Oh, no boat for 40 days and 40 nights and didn't eat those two chickens.

  • Wait.

  • Noah could have took that kind of heat.

  • I can't take it.

  • Had been raining for funny days.

  • These chickens gotta go.

  • God would have been mad and know if he was black.

  • You got two of everything.

  • Where's the chicken?

  • I told you, I'm not some chicken keepers and you're a pink short.

  • Well, I can't have AIDS without bacon.

  • Jesus, This terrorist thing, You know, in my country, you know, cause America's the best country in the world.

  • I love it to death.

  • I swear I do.

  • I got a lot of brothers time.

  • Let's go back to after that.

  • You could say, Oh, my ticket I've been Africa is rough right there.

  • Places over there.

  • If I sit over there and you're talking about inside that you be down and Sudan is really rough down.

  • I couldn't even take that kind of heat.

  • It be slave down heat down there.

  • And my ancestors was great because ain't no way I could have been a slave in that kind of heat.

  • Sunup, sundown.

  • No checks plus ass weapons out of data for 30 minutes.

  • Mass.

  • I need to talk to you bigotry.

  • Pick a tree, pick a tree.

  • It's rough, and it's terrorism stuff.

  • They could never blame that on us being a brother because they know we don't fit that profile because there's no way you could be no Turkish if you're black.

  • We don't fit that profile because you've got to be on time with a bomb and blow yourself up.

  • Come on.

  • It's hard enough was to get the governor play cards.

  • You told my blow yourself up something different.

  • That's why you have to have good jobs.

  • The best job I ever had was working in the cleaners.

  • That was a good job.

  • I cried like a punk when they fired me.

  • They fired me for wearing other punk stuff.

  • How can you wear other people close of you?

  • Work in the cleanest white do broken 11 coat.

  • When will they be ready?

  • I said the summertime takes six months to clean this jacket.

  • I got a cousin.

  • He's in jail for life he calls me, like, three times a day.

  • Like Like who?

  • You want to talk all day long?

  • I don't know what to tell.

  • A bubble without no future.

  • What do you tell a person without no future and an jail?

  • Only thing I could tell him.

  • It's keep your head up and your ass down.

  • I can't go to jail.

  • I've been to jail, but do little crimes for little time.

  • I go to jail for stuff like eating in a supermarket.

  • Don't laugh.

  • All of us do the stuff.

  • I'm the only brother.

  • Got court.

  • You're not.

  • You're going to supermarket?

  • Eat a couple grapes.

  • I have a few cookies.

  • Make a sandwich.

  • You some The lotion.

  • Put it back on a counter.

  • Be given out too much time.

  • My daughter says she wanted a pack.

  • Forget a pet times.

  • The too hard.

  • The have anything living in your house ain't pulling a fair share.

  • So what are we both could use The whole family could use.

  • I bought her old retired police drug dog.

  • So when I lose my last bagger, you better find it.

  • I've been walking my dog through the projects.

  • Just finding brother stash her a good boy.

  • You don't found some cocaine do.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • I used to do cocaine, but I seen Whitney Houston on TV and she made me throw all my cocaine away.

  • I don't care what you say.

  • You're supposed to be losing weight around.

  • Yo Need Whitney Houston so skinny when you'll be seeing her the worst.

  • Becoming through her throat is like hurry.

  • Okay, it's ridiculous.

  • Tell you the truth, But I had a great time here in Montreal.

  • I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.

  • America's a great country, and please continue to support us.

  • I'm out of here like last year.

  • My name.

  • Earthquake piece.

  • Wait.

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地震--婚姻就像基本有線電視 (Earthquake - Marriage Is Like Basic Cable)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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