They'restretchy, andtheygenerallyfitmeprettywell, and I wantedtoseeiftheyhadcomeoutwithanynewstylesthatwerekindofcomparabletomyfavoritepair.
I probablygotsomewarflashbacksfrommyteenageyearsworkinghere, whichyouguysmightknowabout.
I pickedoutthreepairsofhighwaistedblackjeanstotryonbecause I'veembracedthedarknessofmysoulrecentlyandhavebeenwearing a lotofblacksmallestsize, whichismyusualone.
Didnotfitme O r p freshman 15.
Ormaybetheyjustchangedoursizingsystem.
I'm gonnagowiththeladder, butwhoknows?
Luckily, when I wentonesizeup, theyactuallysentmeprettywell, so I hadtosizeupone.
That's like a littlebitmoreroomthan I likeit a littlebitbackhere.
But I gettonewjeansexercisestomakesurethatthey'restretchyandwellcomfortable.
DeleuzeWell, andlike a littlebitonyourwaist.
Surprisingly, AmericanEvil's still I actuallyreallylikethesejeansandthey'renotperfect.
I thinkthey'rereallygoodoption, especiallyforthepricepoint.
Therearound $50 theirgenessailingaroundtheotherstores I'm gonnausethisas a pointofcomparisonandseewhethertheirgenesstanduptotheseandarereally a lotbetterprice.
If I can't findanythingthatmightcomebackandhe's actuallyinordertogivesomedesignerjeansago, I headedovertoBloomingdale's.
I hadn't reallynevertriedondesignerjeansbefore, but I definitelyrecognizedgoodbrands.
But a lotofthemweren't highwaysdid, whichislike a mustforme.
So I justtriedonthisoneMotopair.
Okay, so I didenduptryingon a moreexpensivepairfromthebrand L, buthe's alreadytragic.
Because I wasgoingdriftinganyway, I decidedtostopbyBuffaloexchangeandseeif I couldget a gooddealonanydesignerjeans.
I triedon a bunchofpairs, butunfortunatelynoneofthemwerequiterightforme.
Theseare a littlebittoolongto 90 StonerRezulin's byCurrentandElliotareactuallysupersupersoft, butthisisonehellof a low.
Nextup, I headedto a storewhosequality I reallyadmire, justgetting I'm actuallytalkingaboutmadewell.
It's alwaysbeen a storythat I'vewanderedthroughbutnevertriedstuffon.
Becausethepricetagiskindofinsane, theirgenesarecloserto $100 I thoughtusesopportunitytotrysomeoftheirgenesonandseewhetheritwasworthinvestingin a reallyhighqualitypair.
I wentstraightfortheirnineinchhighriseskinnyjeansinblackwith a nicelittlekneeripat a whopping $128.
Yikes!
Butthesejeanskindofslaveme.
Theyfeltamazingonsosoft, sostretchy, andyettheystillfeltreallysturdyanddurableinlike a realpairofjeans.
Well, twothingsthat I reallylikedaboutthesegeneswerefirst, thatthenearestlandsattheperfectplacejustabovethekneebecause I'veactuallyfoundthatifthenearestisatorbelowthekneeandmakesmylegslookreallyshort, I alsolovethecutoffTaylorontheankle.
I thinkitfeelsreallymodernandcool.
I knowyoucanjusthackoffyourjeanswith a pairofscissors.
Theonlyissuewithease, though, isthattherewasweirdly a lotofroomaroundthecrucialregion.
Soitwaskindofmorewrinklythan I'd like.
Anditgavemethatweird, like, punchytrianglewhen I putmylegstogether.
So I ultimatelydidhavetopassupthesejeansbecauseat $128 theybetterbefuckingperfect.
I alsotriedontheexactsamefitexceptwithoutkneeribs.
Butweirdly, thematerialwasjustnotthesame.
Itwasn't a strategyorcomfortable, so I feltprettyambivalentaboutthesejeans.
TheyfeltprettymuchthesametomeasAmericanEagles.
I thinkthatjustgoestoshowthateveninliketheworldofonlineshopping, there's definitelystillplaceforactuallytryingclothesonbecausethere's somuchindividualvariationbetweeneachstyleandeachpairofjeans.
Finally, I tryitonthispairofvintagejeansthat I hadkindofjustpickedupon a whimfromtheclearancesection.
But I endedupreally, reallylikingthem.
Theyfeltlike a realdenim.
Theyhad a littlebitlessstretchingthemthan I wasusedto, buttheyfeltliketheywouldreallylastme a longtime.
Anditlookedlikerealjeans, oncehiskindofjeggings.
Andhere I'm doing a littlehairflip.
I totallyfeltlike I wasin, like, a dentonad.
I feellike a lotofgenesthat I ownarekindofunderstated.
They'reveryformfittingandkindof a stretchingmaterial, soitdoesn't giveyou, like, putfulltextureandfeelingofdenimforces.
Thesewhich, attheriskofsoundingredundant, give a reallydennamevibetothelook.
Youknow, it's likeit's a statement.
Sobeforecommittingtobuyingthesejeans, I didmygoodoldtostagedenimtestingextravaganza, whichmayormaynothavebeen a thingthat I justmadeuponthespot.
I'm notgonnalie, eventhough I don't havemuchgoingonthere.
Itishelpingthatsituation.
Thethirdisthehem, whichyoucanobviouslygetfixedby a tailor.
Butlike, let's behonest, wewillfuck.
It's timefor a tailorand I alwayswanttomakesurethatlooksgoodbothunrolledandrolledsothat I havemoreoptionsforstylingmyjeans.
Andthenthefinalthingis, thepocketsjustarethey'rerealpocketsbecause I needsomewheretostoremyhandsduringsociallyawkwardsituationswhereyoucoulduseitforthingslikeyourphoneorcreditcard, too.
Butthat's kindofweird.
Andthenthesecondstageissomemotiontestingforalloftheextremeathleticsthat I d'oh.
Sothefirstthingisobviouslyjustwalkinginyourjeans.
Aretheycomfortableonthechainthing?
Aretheyfallingdownatthewaist?
OnemoveandyouconstantlytobepullingthemupSecondly, canyoudo a squatinthemwithoutitfeelinglikeit's gonnaripitthecrotch?