-No, honey. You'll spoil your-- -(screams)

Hey, parents! Tired of those out-of-control kids throwing...

..embarrassing tantrums wherever they go?

At the grocery store...

on the playground...

-..even at the dinner table! -(little girl screams)

-(garbage disposal whirs) -You've had it with parenting.

-(baby starts to cry) -But wait!

There is a solution.

Introducing Nap Time! The latest, most effective tool

for child tantrum prevention!

It's simple. Just douse a rag with our patented sleepy time formula,

-(muffled screams) -Place it over your child's cry hole,

Press and hold gently for 8-12 seconds and presto!

No more tantrum!

I was beginning to think adoption was the only way out.

Then a friend of mine introduced me to Nap Time.

It's never been so quiet around here!

(thud)

The secret lies in Nap Time's revolutionary fast-asleep formula.

Developed by military trained scientist doctors from NASA,

Nap Time's powerful molecules rush to the child's brain on contact,

gently inducing instant tranquility.

This is chloroform.

Already put those wallet-draining crap factories out on the street?

That's okay! Nap Time works in any situation!

On the golf course...

an awkward blind date...

I had a really good time ton--

(muffled groans)

-It even works on pets. -(pet growls)

After we had our first child here, we regretted it almost immediately.

We didn't know that she'd cry so much.

(laughter) Talk about defective!

But thanks to Nap Time, our little Samantha here hasn't made a noise in weeks!

(mother and father laugh)

I keep her in a shoe box!

Call now and we'll send you your very own 24 ounce bottle of Nap Time solution

for only 23 easy payments of $1.99!

But, wait, there's more!

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It's compact and portable for those on-the-go tantrums.

Just cover it, tighten it, and forget about it.

It's that simple!

(little girl) I can't breath good.

So if this looks familiar...

I feel pregnant. -(baby cries in background)

(coughs)

Then don't wait!

Order today and join the millions of Americans who can't just stop saying...

Thanks, Nap Time!

(both) Thanks, Nap Time!

Thanks, Nap Time.

Nap Time! When they just won't shut up.

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