字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time. But if there's one thing you can be sure, I wish you could really talk to me. It's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's best friend, John. But eventually everyone grows up. You don't think she's gonna be expected? Something big to you? It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Uh, where's my ring? I'm just saying, that's my bad. I was sending a tweet. John. Hi, Thomas. How are you? Please ask Ted to move out so we can move on with our lives. I'm not. That's like to just, like kick him out. Oh, hey, you're home early. Who are these girls? Where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique. Heavenly Shirin and Sauvignon Blanc. I swear to God her name is sauvignon blanc. Show you Chevron card. Ted, you gotta move out. I'll help you get on your feet. Out. The I promised. Bring it in. Your bastard. Come on. Sorry. That's still a thing. Yeah, I met a girl. Nice. She's a cashier. I like to do to her something I call a dirty Fozzie. You down here? No Looking up your towell. Swear to God I'm not looking at your funny business. Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old. I wish I'd just gotten a teddy Ruxpin. Why are you crying about? I look stupid. Don't I look like something you give to your kid when you tell them Grandma died.