字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -Let's talk about "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." -The best show. -Yeah, it is! [ Cheers and applause ] -Hoo-ah! This Thursday, a special double episode event... -Yes. -...here on NBC. Thursday nights on NBC is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time. So if anyone wants you to make plans on Thursday night, say, "No, that's my 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' time." -♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪ -Say it's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time. -♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪ -You know, so that's Thursday night. -Wait. Is that a thing now? Dude, I think we just are living in a thing right now. [ Laughter ] Dude, we're living in a thing right now. -Oh, my God! We'll all be like, "Remember when that started?!" -"I mean, we were all there. You were sitting in the chair. And I was sitting behind the desk." [ Laughter ] So -- [ Whack! ] Thank you. [ Laughter ] This Thursday is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time. -Yeah! -And what's happening this season? And it got picked up for another season. -We're already -- [ Cheers and applause ] -That's a good investment. -It's crazy. -But it's really -- I heard the plot for this season is very funny. -Thank you. -Yes. -I think so. The writers are great. -No, they are. They're really great. But basically -- yeah. -Last season ends with Andre Braugher's character, Captain Holt, getting demoted. -So now you're his -- -So now you're his -- -We're all -- Yeah, we're all his bosses now, and he's having trouble adjusting. -And that would never happen in real life, would it? -I don't think so. -No. But it makes for some good comedy. -There's a lot of stuff on a show about cops in our show that doesn't happen in real life. -'Cause it's fake. It's a television show. -It's super fake. [ Laughter ] -It's a comedy show. -Yeah. -Is there any dream guest stars that you would want on the show? 'Cause you've had everybody on there. I've seen Bill Hader on there be funny. -Oh, yeah. -Maya's been very funny. Sandler. Adam Sandler was on your show. -Sandman was on there. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Is there any dream guests? -For us, there's one. My character's obsessed with "Die Hard." So we've long said getting Bruce Willie would be, like, a huge thing. [ Cheers and applause ] But -- yeah. -Bruce Willis watches our show. -Does he watch it? -He watches our show all the time. -I mean, I've appealed many times for this. I think maybe he's waiting for the end to surprise us and, like, shock the world, or he hates me. [ Laughter ] -No, no, no. He's the coolest guy. -I love him. -Bruce, trust Andy. Anything he does is great. He really does -- You got to see "High Kickin'." -Truly. -I mean, right? That's what we should send to Bruce Willis. -Truly. -We'll send him "High Kickin'." -We'll send him "High Kickin'" and that'll get it done. -"High Kickin'" and bear meat. [ Both laugh ] -"High Kickin'" and bear meat. Do it, Bruce! [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God. Jorma says to do it, too. Bruce, this won't happen to you if you agree to do this. -Sitting in the dark is so much more depressing. [ Laughter ] -Still eating raw meat. -Not even lit. [ Laughing ] -"I would do it if I were Jim." -"If I were Jim." [ Laughs ] You said, "I would do it if I were him." -Yeah, that's what he said. Thanks, Jorm. -I want to show a clip. Here's Andy Samberg in the new season premiere of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Take a look. [ Cheers and applause ] -Okay, Doyle, it's time for the man hunter to hunt...man. -♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪ ♪ Watch out, man, he'll hunt you down ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪ ♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪ -Charles, I love that. Keep doing the song while I work the scene. -You got it. ♪ Doo doo doo... ♪ -Okay, the bullet lodged there is 4 feet below the hole in the backdrop, indicating a trajectory of about 15 degrees, which means the shot was taken from either the second or third floor of one of the buildings across the plaza. -♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪ -That building's windows don't open. -♪ Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down ♪ -That one's obscured by trees. -♪ Ooh, ooh here he comes ♪ -...which means the shooter must have been located... -On the sky bridge! -♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪ -Officer Holt, I thought I stationed you...not here. [ Laughter ] -Andy Samberg! [ Cheers and applause ] Catch him on a new "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" this Thursday at 8:00 p.m. It's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time on NBC.