Everyone's favorite channel.

大家喜爱的频道。

Your familiest channel everybody

你的家庭大家通道

take your family sit down and relax and let's have some fun cuz that's what we do here fun. For your...

带你的家人坐下来，放松，让我们有一些有趣的Cuz这就是我们在这里做的乐趣。为您...

Don't say it. Neighbor. What is wrong with me? Today, we're reviewing

不用说了吧。邻居。我是怎么了？今天，我们回顾

Comedy cemetery. That's right

喜剧墓地。那就对了

That's where jokes go to die. REDDIT. Ha, get it?

这就是笑话去死。reddit的。哈，明白了吗？

NINJA ART. Get launched through going through a glass window and f'ing die.

NINJA艺术。打通透过玻璃窗户去和f'ing模具推出。

Look. Ninja techniques. GENIUS. That's so smart. Dude. Police be like (Whaaa...AH).

看。忍者技术。天才。这是太聪明了。多德。警方像（Whaaa ... AH）。

I hate everything about this. Fortnite funnies, more like FARTNITE funnies. This is just making me sad.

我恨这个一切。Fortnite连环画，更像FARTNITE连环画。这只是让我难过。

Meme master Jimmy Fallon. Okay, that's where meme goes to die.

米姆大师吉米Fallon。好吧，这就是米姆去死亡。

Jimmy Fallon. If memes goes to die on meme review

吉米Fallon。如果模因去上米姆审查死

Well, they're pretty much cremated at Jimmy Fallon. Ron. Hold on are those shoes on sale?

那么，他们几乎在吉米Fallon火化。罗恩。等一下有售的鞋？

Daniel Radcliffe reacts to Harry Potter memes. AHaHaHaHaHaHa!

丹尼尔·雷德克里夫反应哈利·波特迷因。AHaHaHaHaHaHa！

Ohhhhh, blessed. Can we get Daniel Radcliffe goes (clap) meme (clap) review? That would be ePiC.

Ohhhhh，祝福。我们可以得到丹尼尔·雷德克里夫去（鼓掌）米姆（拍手）评论？这将是史诗。

Everyone tweet Daniel Radcliffe right now. I bet you he's gonna be so surprised. I can't wait to look at his face. This image

每个人都鸣叫丹尼尔·雷德克里夫现在。我敢打赌，你，他会是如此惊讶。我等不及看他的脸。这个图片

Never dies on Facebook and Twitter. Let's bury it here.

永远不会死在Facebook和Twitter。让我们在这里埋葬它。

It's just one of those memes that they just live forever. It's too goddamn funny. People just can't have enough of it.

只是，他们只是永远活着的模因之一。这太该死滑稽。人们只是不能有足够它。

I never thought I'd actually see one outside of this subreddit. Had your lunch?: wife Husband:

我从来没有想过我居然看到这个版（Subreddit）的一个在外面。吃过午饭？：妻子丈夫：

Had your lunch? Wife:

吃过午饭？妻子：

I am asking you. I'm asking YOU. You copying me? You copying ME?. Let's go shopping.

我在问你。我在问你。你抄袭我吗？你抄袭我呢？我们去买东西吧。

Yes, I had my lunch. (sNicKeRs, punches the wall and screams.)

是的，我有我的午餐。（窃笑，冲头的壁和尖叫声）。

We accidentally amputated your genitals.

我们意外截肢你的生殖器。

WTF?

WTF？

Ma'am, you need to calm down!

夫人，你需要冷静下来！

I need a baptism every time I review one of these memes cuz goddamnit.

我需要我每次检讨这些记因的Cuz他奶奶的一次洗礼。

trooloolololol.

trooloolololol。

Write trollolol on the whiteboard when the teacher asked who did it, hold the troll face in front of your face and say

写trollolol在白板上，当老师问是谁做的，拿在你面前的巨魔的脸，说

(Makes troll face) and says pRoBlEm?

（让巨魔面），并说问题呢？

Laugh

笑

Do it guys. If this video gets 5,000 likes, I will do the troll face.

做到这一点的家伙。如果该视频获得5000所喜欢，我会做巨魔的脸。

I love the art as well. How to troll like a boss, ePiC sTyLe. This is (bleeped for demonetization) awful.

我爱的艺术也是如此。如何巨魔像一个老板，史诗风格。这是（删剪掉的不雅对于非货币）可怕。

I feel sick. I feel disgusted. Why is it so terrible? Is this how people pursue/perceive (can't make up his mind) meme review

我觉得恶心。我感到厌恶。为什么会这样可怕？这是人们如何追求/感知（不能弥补他的头脑）米姆回顾

I get it now. I'm so sorry. I didn't know, okay?

我现在明白了。我很抱歉。我不知道，好吗？

Happy 10th birthday, son.

快乐10岁生日，儿子。

Here's a rat. Now go into the woods and fight some strangers and don't come back until you've explored the entire continent.

这里有一只老鼠。现在进入了树林，打一些陌生人和不回来，直到你已经探索了整个大陆。

This is basically the plot of Pokemon. Oh my frickin' GAHsh. I never actually seen this one.

这基本上是口袋妖怪的情节。噢，我的frickin' GAHsh。我从来没有真正看到了这一个。

Thanks for explaining the joke (pftya!).

感谢解释笑话（pftya！）。

I have an even smaller wireless device that gives me access

我有一个更小的无线设备，让我进入

To thousands of books and movies. It's a library card. It's a library card!

成千上万的书籍和电影。这是一个借书证。这是一个借书证！

Oh, I know, I know a joke that needs to be on the comedy cemetery. It's (stammers) this one.

哦，我知道，我知道需要是对喜剧墓地笑话。这是（结巴）这一个。

uH, remember when teachers said in school that will never have a calculator in my pockets

呃，还记得老师在学校里说，永远不会在我的口袋计算器

uH teachers

uH容老师

uH, you were wrong teachers. Dumbass teachers. Annoying orange is still making videos.

呃，你错了教师。笨蛋教师。橙子还在制作影片。

Is that true? Burps and farts and kazoos and pantless pants. Oh god.

真的吗？打嗝和放屁和kazoos和pantless裤子。天啊。

I actually have a stage four cancer now.

其实我有一个第四阶段的癌症现在。

Speak up, Shellberg. I can't make these goshdarn captions.

说起来，Shellberg。我不能让这些goshdarn字幕。

Imagine if Fred was still making videos. Imagine if...

试想一下，如果弗雷德仍在制作影片。试想一下，如果...

Still here. Why am I still here goddamnit? Have you not made enough money? Uh, yeah. No

还在。为什么我还在这里该死的？你还没有赚够了钱？嗯，是的。没有

I want to buy a house in Japan. Okay guys, (please buy the merch) so I can leave. Oh god, they're still doing it

我想购买一所房子在日本。好球员，（请购买货品），所以我可以离开了。哦，上帝，他们还在做

Huh? All right. Well props to them, you know? Is raywilliamjohnson still uploading? That would be so good.

咦？行。好了道具给他们，你知道吗？被raywilliamjohnson仍在上传？这将是那么好。

What happened to him five months ago? My life is dope and I do dope shit

他怎么了五个月前？我的生活是涂料和我做涂料狗屎

My life is dope and I do dope shit. My life is dope and I do dope shit

我的生活是涂料和我做涂料狗屎。我的生活是涂料和我做涂料狗屎

My life is my life is my life is my life if my life is so but I don't know shit

我的生活是我的生活我的生活是我的生命，如果我的生命是如此，但我不知道狗屎

My life is dope and I do dope shit. My life is dull but I do don't shit

我的生活是涂料和我做涂料狗屎。我的生活很枯燥，但我做不拉屎

My life is my life is my life is my life. Okay, so moving on everybody

我的生活是我的生活我的生活是我的生命。好了，所以移动在每个人

Let's I think the goal of this video is to move forward and never look

让我觉得这部影片的目标是继续前进，从来不看

Goddamn it. Look forward and never look back

他妈的。向前看，永不回头

That's the idea. You are soon my gender. Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, I forgot. You're a Democrat

这就是这个想法。你是我很快性别。母亲节快乐。对不起我忘记了。你是一个民主党人

Us gamer right I died what do you do wait for you to respawn

我们玩家的权利我死了你怎么办等你重生

We're done. She's the one oh

我们就大功告成了。她是一个哦

My god, if only I could find the gamer girlfriend

天啊，如果我能找到的玩家女友

Here's how you know if your if your girl's legit hit him with that. What's up?

这里是你如何知道你的，如果你的女孩的合法打他这一点。这是怎么回事？

qT

qT的

Alright i'm done subtitling

好吧，我做字幕

You know, you got to hit it a new low for our funny. This isn't our funny Oh, mr. Broccoli

你知道，你得打它为我们滑稽的新低。这不是我们的搞笑哦，先生。西兰花

My mother says I should eat you. Well, Timmy you shouldn't listen to her

妈妈说我应该吃你。那么，提米你不应该听她的

That actually made me like I hate myself I'm part of the problem Oh God, let's give Mimi

这实际上是由我，就像我恨我自己，我的问题哦，上帝的一部分，让我们给咪咪

Existential thoughts. I don't know if I can do this anymore. I feel sick. I feel sick

存在主义思想。我不知道如果我能做到这一点了。我觉得恶心。我觉得恶心

Okay, if you feel sick, don't worry, how do you think I feel when you laugh at something on our comedy symmetry?

好吧，如果你觉得不舒服，你不用担心，你怎么想，我觉得当你嘲笑我们的喜剧对称的东西吗？

Please

请

Son, if you study today, I will buy you clay season four

儿子，如果你今天学习，我会买你的粘土第四季

Okay, dad three hours later. I'm done. I

好吧，爸爸三小时后。我受够了。一世

like

喜欢

Me too. Dad

我也是。爸

This is torture. The teacher had this up today water h2o drink a lot of water. Let's shake

这是折磨。老师有这件事今天水H2O喝大量的水。让我们动摇

glug-glug

咕噜，咕噜

This is so totally me when I drink a lot of water my water belly goes black

这是如此完全我的时候我喝了很多水我的肚子水变黑

Please enter valid email address Viper five four three two one zero

请输入有效的电子邮件地址蝰蛇五四三二一零

Yahoo! Yes confirm. Yes. That is my email

雅虎 是的确认。是。这是我的电子邮件

Legend

传说

Legendary epic win I bet I can get you to say red. Okay, try it. What color is the sky?

传奇史诗般的胜利我敢打赌，我可以给你说了红色。好了，试试吧。天空是什么颜色？

blue

蓝色

Told you I could get you to say blue. No you said red

告诉你，我可以让你说了蓝色。不，你说红

Boom, my mind has been blown. He just got trolled. I feel troll. Just reading it. I feel the same way

咚，我的心已经被烧断。他刚刚触轮。我觉得巨魔。只是阅读它。我有同样的感觉

Hey cat. Yeah, can you walk like me?

嘿猫。是的，你可以步行喜欢我吗？

Ahahahahaha. Yes, not bad when I

Ahahahahaha。是的，没有不好的时候我

Really appreciate the framing of this meme adding wind underneath with a knife funny

真的很感谢这个说法的加风之下滑稽的刀子取景

watermark, that's how you know

水印，这就是你怎么知道

You know, you gonna have that your enemy

你知道，你要去有你的敌人

And it will automatically make it better. Just win

它会自动变得更好。止赢

Epic win dissolve egg shell off with vinegar and it will become a naked ed deck and found directions to confusing

史诗般的胜利溶解鸡蛋用醋壳脱落，它会成为一个裸体版的甲板，发现方向扑朔迷离

Ceiling fan. Oh, yeah, these goddamn awful comments that always get tough voted for some reason. They're not funny

吊扇。哦，对了，这些该死的可怕的意见总是强硬投票的某些原因。他们不好笑

There's always some goddamn ass

总有一些该死的屁股

Let's never seen it before and they're like ha that's funny dick and ceiling fan all thumbs that up stop

我们以前从来没有见过它了，他们说那哈有趣家伙和吊扇无不竖起大拇指，最多停

You're part of the problem. I'm sick of it what other comments like that big?

你是问题的一部分。我受够了什么其他的评论这样大？

It's some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over then. I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law

这是一些iPhone饼干欺骗警察到拉我了呢。我刚咬一口，并询问是否饼干是违法的

Dude, that's Savage. That is so freakin Savage trolling the cops epic style

好家伙，这是野人。之所以如此，是刻着野人曳警察史诗风格

Come on Jake. Hey, man, what's up? Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you know the usual

来吧杰克。你好，最近如何？只需将氧气转化为二氧化碳，你知道通常

WTF man school's out. Why are you still doing science breathing Jake? I'm breathing. You didn't know

跆拳道男子学校的出来。你为什么还在做科学的呼吸杰克？我呼吸。你不知道

carbon dioxide comes from your pussy

二氧化碳来自于你的阴户

You didn't know that you can dumbass you didn't know salt would sodium chloride, you know

你不知道，你可以笨蛋，你不知道会食盐氯化钠，你知道

Salt would sodium sulfur you dummy. You can reason want to have some fun go to Starbucks

盐会你钠硫笨蛋。您可以有理由希望有一些乐趣去星巴克

Okay, this is a really cool trick guys. I think you'll enjoy this

好吧，这是一个非常酷的把戏的家伙。我想你会喜欢这个

Go to Starbucks and order and when they ask the name get this

去星巴克和秩序，当他们问名字得到这个

Okay, get this say Trump

好了，得到这个说特朗普

Okay, they will be forced to yell out Trump and everyone in the store will start crying

好吧，他们将被迫喊出特朗普和大家在商店将开始哭

And I did it this morning, and it was awesome

而我今天早上做了，而且它是真棒

Rolling libtards, it's awesome. If you wanna have some fun

滚动libtards，它的真棒。如果你想有一些乐趣

go to Starbucks and say I have an ar-15 if

去星巴克，说我有一个AR-15，如果

Anyone goes near the door. I'm gonna shoot

任何人去靠近门。我要拍

It will be awesome. I did it today

这将是真棒。今天我做到了

I'm losing it

我失去了它

Why do we see lightning first and hear the sound after a couple of seconds gaming Bible lag?

为什么我们总是先看到闪电几秒钟的游戏圣经滞后之后听到的声音？

I guess teachers don't know about Lange

我想老师不知道朗格

That's when the game isn't running as fast as it should be that's when your processor is having an interconnection

当游戏没有运行一样快，它应该是当你的处理器具有的互连这是

Bet you didn't know that stupid teacher

敢打赌，你不知道，愚蠢的老师

You're supposed to be a teacher that teaches stuff

你应该是一个老师，教的东西

but you don't even know the game our metrics and rules Emma Watson had to quit college because every time she

但是，你甚至不知道比赛我们的衡量标准和规则的艾玛·沃特森不得不从大学退学，因为她每次

Answered a question. Someone said three points to Gryffindor

回答的问题。有人说三点格兰芬多

trolling

曳

level

水平

Gryffindor trolling level King Gryffindor that's like top level

格兰芬多曳水平国王格兰芬多的是像顶级

That's right about b-movie trolling or a genome level trolling gary fiend or trolling makes people quit school

这是正确的关于B级片拖钓或基因组水平曳加里恶魔或曳让人退学

God, damn me Emma Watson. That's why you dumb. That's why you have that dumbass face. That's why you're a feminist

上帝，我该死艾玛·沃特森。这就是为什么你哑巴。这就是为什么你有一个蠢蛋的脸。这就是为什么你是一个女权主义者

Do you have a girlfriend set? Yeah dad nice

你有女朋友了一套？是啊爸不错

Where is she from from a different nation or really? Which nation my

哪里是她从一个不同的国家或真的吗？哪个国家我

Imagination trolling dance ethnic style. Hey, thanks for accepting my request

想象曳舞的民族风格。嘿，感谢您接受我的请求

I like you be my girlfriend. I'm 14. Oh

我喜欢你，做我的女朋友。我14.哦

Hey, so you 89?

嘿，让你89？

Patrons level over ninety nine nine nine thousand. It's over 9000. It's over nine

赞助级别九成九九九千。这是在9000这是超过九

Today's topic is

今天的话题是

Photosynthesis. Okay, ma'am. So tell me what is

光合作用。好吧，小姐。所以，告诉我什么是

Photosynthesis today's topic. Give me sunglasses

今天光合作用的话题。给我的太阳镜

get fooled

上当

This is epic. Do you know that's how these can meme started this goddamn guy? Who even is he?

这是史诗。你知道这是如何将这些梅梅开始这个该死的家伙？谁是连他？

Who is he supposed to be just some guy with a dumbass hair and hair and sunglasses?

谁是他应该只是一些人用蠢蛋的头发，头发和墨镜？

Yeah, why is Robert Downey jr. There dentists in China be like let's just put Robert Downey jr. In there

是啊，为什么是小罗伯特·唐尼。目前在中国牙医一样让我们只是把小罗伯特·唐尼。在那里

You know what? Let's put Robert Downey jr. In every single goddamn meme that ever existed. Alright if Donna- Robert Downey jr

你知道吗？让我们把小罗伯特·唐尼。在每一个该死的梅梅曾经存在。好吧，如果Donna-小罗伯特·唐尼

Is not in a meme

是不是在米姆

It's not it's not a meme if there's not a meme and for the record Robert Downey jr. It's not that great

这不是它不是一个米姆如果不是一个米姆和备案小罗伯特唐尼。这并不是说大

Okay, everyone keeps holding him to him as a standard of cool or badass people really. He's just a fucking hack. Okay, that's right

好了，大家一直抱着他为他的冷静和坏蛋的人的标准真的。他只是一个他妈的黑客。好吧，这是正确的

I'm the first one to say it

我是第一个说出来

He's cringy and he's not funny and he's it's as if he's playing a character outside

他cringy，他一点都不好笑，他是它好像他扮演一个角色外

He's goddamn Marvel. Bullsh is that if I'm acting like PewDiePie outside opieop. I

他该死的奇迹。瞎扯淡的是，如果我表现得像PewDiePie外opieop。一世

Epic did you see you just threw that expensive watch away. What a freaking savage dude savage level Robert Downey jr

史诗你看到你只是把那昂贵的手表了。真是吓坏野蛮的家伙野蛮级小罗伯特·唐尼

This is actually a found object

这实际上是一个发现的对象

Okaying some scavenging of a folk art buddy of mine and we run up working this into a living art piece

包括确认我的一个民间艺术好友的一些清除，我们跑起来工作到这个活生生的艺术作品

Oh, that was was horse. That's relay. This is a Jaeger. Oh

噢，那是为马。这是继电器。这是一个积。哦

You just made that up like dude. He just made that up on the fly. Holy hell dude

你刚才提出，像花花公子。他只是做出了对飞。圣地狱花花公子

What an absolute maniac who just makes shit up on the flying like that?

什么是绝对的疯子谁只是让狗屎上像飞？

Like what? How do you even do that trolling level Robert Downey jr. You know what from now on Robert Downey jr

像什么？你怎么连做曳级小罗伯特唐尼。你从现在开始，小罗伯特·唐尼知道是什么

Is gonna be here in the video? Cuz I think that will just make the video better. I don't know

是否会成为这里的视频？因为我想，只会让视频更好。我不知道

Why you guys it's cyber Brad actually do that like I want him there

为什么你们这是网络布拉德真正做到像我想他在那里

It doesn't that make the video better. I think so. Well, nothing could make it. This is even worse. Oh

它不会使视频更好。我认同。好了，没有什么能够做到这一点。这更是雪上加霜。哦

by the way by

由路

btv guys

BTV家伙

By the way, by the way, but the way do you know that by the way?

顺便说一句，顺便说一下，但这样做，你知道的方式？

uganda knuckles, so savage, what the hell was comedy back in

乌干达节，所以野蛮，你到底是喜剧回来

2012 or 10 2015 like what furries are so gay

2012年或2015年10像什么furries这么同性恋

All they do is have sex we in weird animal costumes

他们所要做的就是发生性关系，我们在怪异的动物服装

Ok. Well that looks kind of cool. I

好。嗯，看起来很酷那种的。一世

Take back everything like a fur dude

收回一切都像一个花花公子毛皮

I'm referring out guys not because I want to because

我所指出来的家伙，不是因为我不想因为

I'm trolling lib tarts epic style. Join me my fellow furries

我曳LIB挞史诗风格。加入我的我的同胞furries

Damn markiplier's password be like password my height error

该死马基普尔的密码是一样的密码我的高度误差

Password too short get it

密码太短得到它

originated a joke by octan racer and

由辛车手发起一个笑话，

robo jelly Trek

ROBO果冻迷航

Don't steal this joke or octan razor and robo jelly tech are gonna come for you

不偷这个笑话或辛剃刀和ROBO果冻高科技是会为你而来

This video has been sponsored by markiplier. Someone give this guy an Oscar

该视频已被马基普尔赞助。有人给这家伙一个奥斯卡

Give him an Oscar. I cant tell if trolling, thats the problem with this

给他一个奥斯卡奖。我不能告诉如果曳，这个这就是问题

like three people will get this but it's worth it

像三个人会得到这个，但它是值得的

Pencil oh my god. No one will understand this joke

铅笔哦，我的上帝。没有人会明白这个笑话

Only three people in the world. Can you imagine? Oh my gosh

只有三个人的世界。你可以想象？天啊

Like what does a pencil mean? How was I gonna help him? Oh my GOD (he's literally losing his mind)

像什么铅笔是什么意思？我打算怎么帮助他？噢，我的上帝（他从字面上失去了主意）

Oh, I've seen this talk about a what the heck moment. Let's get this thing viral

哦，我已经看到了这个谈什么赫克时刻。让我们这件事病毒

Talk about a what the heck moment. Why is the cow doing that guys? Can we get this viral?

谈论什么赫克时刻。为什么牛做那家伙？我们能得到这个病毒？

Can we get this video viral? Can everyone tweet James Charles's video and he will be like a total

我们能得到这个视频病毒？每个人都可以在Twitter詹姆斯·查尔斯的视频，他就会像一个总

What the heck moment if we can get this viral by everyone tweeting James chalasis. What the heck?

到底什么时刻，如果我们能得到这个病毒被大家推特詹姆斯chalasis。有没有搞错？

That would be a total walk the heck

这将是一个总走到底

Well, I wish I could see his face phone call home and elementary...why you gotta call my mommy though middle school, man

好吧，我希望我能看到他的脸电话回家和小学......你为什么要打电话给我的妈妈虽然中学，男子

if that gives wrong number high school, I don't give a mmhf bihhh

如果给出错误的号码高中，我不给mmhf bihhh

ill call my damn da i dont give a fuhhhh man ill call my gah dam selff

病叫我该死的大我不给fuhhhh生病的人打电话给我，嘎坝selff

cant tell if racist im jus reading it out

不能告诉如果种族主义IM强行读取出来

Okay

好的

Oh dude

哦，老兄

gamers will understand this meme if

玩家会明白这一点，如果米姆

You're a gamer smash like in this video just so I can know if you and understand its mean or not

你是一个游戏玩家打破。这部影片，这样我可以知道你，了解它的均值或不

I don't get it man eats steak in front of vegan on TV crazy reaction

我不明白这一点的人对素食的前面吃的牛排在电视上疯狂反应

savage

野蛮人

Someone give that man an Oscar

有人给那人一个奥斯卡

I've seen the thumbnail of this but I've never actually seen the video. You're a vegan