I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us Harvey when you and...

Harvey: Rachel! Joker: ... Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage.

No, I didn't rig those charges.

Harvey: Your man, your plan.

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.

I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it, you know, I just do things.

The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans.

You know, they're schemers.

Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how...

pathetic

their attempts to control things really are.

So, when I say that, come here, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal,

You'll know that I'm telling the truth.

I'm gonna need your weapon.

What?

Why? Because my wife's in the hospital?

Yeah, that'd be why.

It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer you had plans and

look where that got you.

Police reports taking every possible precaution and urging everyone not to take matters into their own hands.

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan, I turned it on itself.

Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.

Hmm?

You know wh- you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan.

Even if the plan is horrifying.

If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gangbanger will get shot...

*Joker inhales*

or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up.

Nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan.

But when I say that one little old mayor will die,

well, then ever loses their minds!

Introduce a little anarchy.

Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos.

I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos:

It's fair.

Harvey: *Shows one side of the coin* You live,

*Shows the other side* you die.

Joker: Now we're talking

Mr. Reese...

Gordon: That's Mr. Wayne, isn't it? That's a very brave thing you did.

Bruce: Trying to catch the light?

Gordon: You-You weren't protecting the van?

Why who was in it?

Bruce: You think I should go to the hospital?

Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news