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>>I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF THE STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS
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THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.
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>>IF THEY ANSWER RIGHT THEY GET A PRIZE.
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>>IF THEY ANSWER WRONG THEY HAVE TO FORFEIT THEIR SEAT TO A MORE
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DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBER WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE LATE LATE
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SHOW BULLPEN.
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>>THESE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR SHOW FOR THE TAPING BUT GOT TO THE
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LINE TOO LATE AND WERE TURNED AWAY.
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>>WILL THEY GET TO SEE TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL.
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>>WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
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HO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? WHO HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
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>>WAIT, THE HAYEDY IN THE BROWN.
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HOW COULD I MISS YOU.
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SHOW EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I ASKED, WHO WOULD
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HIKE TO PLAY? I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT.
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>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME? EURPBLG KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH,
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FLORIDA.
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>> James: YOUR NAME IS?
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>> I KENNA James: YOU'RE MY FIRST EVER
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KENNA.
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>>IS IT SHORT FOR SOMETHING >> I JUST KENNA.
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James: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP.
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>>WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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>> I WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA.
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James: WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO LOS ANGELES.
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>>>> I MY BREAST FRIEND WORKS ON THE SHOW.
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>> James: WHAT DO THEY DO?
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>> I CHANDLER.
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James: I KNOW CHANDLER.
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I MET CHANDLER'S PARENTS THIS WEEKEND -FPL EUFRPLGT THEY'RE
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GREAT.
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>> James: THE LOVELIEST.
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CHANDLER GOT YOU TICKETS FOR THE SHOW.
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>>IT'S NOT EASY.
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>> SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF I LOST THE SEAT.
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>> James: SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO THE SHOW
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AND WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE EURPBLGT
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IT WOULD BE >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE
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BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? EURPBLGTS YOU MAKE ME WONDER.
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>> James: IS ANY OF YOU REGRETTING HOW BIG YOU WENT ON
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THE DANCE TO GET MY ATTENTION? EURPBLGT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
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>> James: ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT, KEN NA.
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>>HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
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DURING THE GUEST CHECK IN WITH JESSE TYLER FERGUSON HE WAS
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HOLDING AN ITEM IN HIS HANDS.
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>>WHAT WAS THE ITEM?
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>> I OH.
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IT WASN'T A PHONE.
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WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE, GLASSES James: GLASSES?
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>> I I AM GOING WITH GLASSES.
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James: LET'S FIND OUT AND SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>>HE WAS HOLDING A FIDGET SPINNER.
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>>CHEERLY YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
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>>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.
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>>TO BID US FAREWELL YOU WILL SING ERBG CARMEN'S HIT SONG OEU
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ALL BY MYSELF OEU ON THE WAY OUT.
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>>LIGHTS, MUSIC, AND SING.
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ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING
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ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING
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UP THE MOOD HR-TS BRING IN A STAND BY.
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>>WELCOME.
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TAKE A SEAT.
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OKAY.
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I WILL WARN YOU THE QUESTIONS ARE GOING TO GET TRICKIER.
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>>WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? LET'S GO WITH THE MAN HERE.
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>>I WILL COME TO YOU, I WILL COME DOWN.
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>>YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH >> I THE CROTCH
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James: BRING IT IN.
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STAND UP, SIR.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> I GOOD.
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James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
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>> I'M FROM GIANI FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETS
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>> James: HI, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? EURPBLGS I GO TO EMERSON
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COLLEGE AND I'M HERE FOR A SEMESTER.
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>> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?
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EURPBLGTS FILM AND TELEVISION.
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>> James: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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>>>> I TALENT AGENCIES.
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James: YOU WANT TO BE AN AGENT.
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>>>> YES.
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HOPEFULLY.
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James: MY GOD.
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YOU'RE HERE IN LOS ANGELES STUDYING FILM AND TELEVISION
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-FPL WOULD YOU OF BEEN STUDYING EVERY INCH OF THE SHOW AND
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REALLY PAYING ATTENTION.
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>>OTHERWISE I WOULD PRESUME YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUDENT.
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>>THAT WILL MAKE YOU A [BEEP]
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AGENT.
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>> THAT'S A FARE ASSAULTS.
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ASSUMPTION.
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James: I WILL GIVE YOU A SET UP TO A JOKE FROM OUR MONOLOGUE.
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>>I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE PUNCHLINE.
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>>THIS IS THE JOKE I TOLD HERE IN THE STUDIO A FEW MINUTES AGO.
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>>HERE IS THE SET UP.
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REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE
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EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES WHICH IS LIKE ME THOUGH CAN A
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SUPER BOWL PARTY AND GOING >>>> I UMMM, CAN WE REPEAT THE
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QUESTION.
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>> James: NOT LIKE IT'S A LONG QUESTION OR ANYTHING.
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>>HERE IS THE SET UP.
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REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE
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EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES IT'S HIKE ME THROWING A SUPER
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BOWL PARTY >>>> I IT WAS SOMETHING -- MY
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GOD WAS IT SAYING EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME OR SOMETHING
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>> James: EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME LET'S FIND OUT
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>> James: LIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND THEN GOING
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JUST A PEW QUICK RULES NO FOOD, NO DRINKS, AND NO WATCHING
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FOOTBALL >> James: NOT EVEN CLOSE,
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EVERYBODY GO HOME YOU CHEERLY WERE NOT PAY AGO TENSION.
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>>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.
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>>I WILL SAY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE KENNA AND
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SING A SONG.
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>>, I'M KIDDING OF COURSE YOU DO, SING AND LEAVE
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>>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL
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>>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL
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BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE, ALL BY MYSELF
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>> James: LET'S BRING IN A STAND BY.
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>> James: OKAY WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY NEXT? ANYBODY
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>>> I JAMES
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James: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY.
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>>PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, FINE WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
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WHERE ARE YOU FROM? EUFRPBLGS I'>>>> I'M HAN ARE FROM THE SAN
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FRANCISCO BAY AREA >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO HERE
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>> DIGITAL MEDIA MANNING, I MAY DO IT AGAIN, I AM JUST DOING
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TRAVELING, WENT TO PORTLAND >> James: WHERE ELSE
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>> BALI, INDIA James: STOP
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>> MOROCCO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SAFE RIGHT NOW
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>> James: TIME FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU YOU WERE KEEN ON PAYING
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ATTENTION.
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>>WHO ARE YOU WITH TODAY >> SOLO
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James: YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
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HERE AND WATCHING THE SHOW, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
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>>>> I THINK SO I'M NOT DISTRACTED
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>> James: NOBODY IS TAKING YOUR MIND OFF THE THING, YOU'RE HERE
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WATCHING THE SHOW WOULD YOU BE DEVASTATED TO HAVE TO GIVE UP
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YOUR SEAT AND WATCH FROM THE PARKING LOT
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>>>> HONESTLY IT'S A GREAT SHOW, I HAVE ENJOYED IT SO FAR
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>> James: OKAY I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR QUESTION NOW, I HOPE
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YOU GET IT RIGHT >>IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME I
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ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT IN JESSE TYLER FERGUSON'S HAND.
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>>WHAT WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME? DON'T DO THAT
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>>>> I OKAY, KENNA, YOU NEVER HAD A KENNA BEFORE
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>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT
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>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM
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>>>> I KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA
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>> James: YOU WIN THIS PRIZE.
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IT'S A GIFT CARD TO A COFFEE SHOP TO KEEP PAYING ATTENTION.
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>>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE FROM THE
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LATE LATE SHOW.