DOWN TO THE STATION, MR. DAIFS, WE HAVE A LINEU OF POTENTIAL

SUSPECTS WON'T MATCH THE ASSAILANT WHO ATTACKED AND

ROBBED.

YOU SAY MALE BETWEEN 25 AND 32 OF AGE, 6 FOOT 2, BROWNISH HAIR,

MUSCULAR BUILD, HIGH CHEEK BONE, CHISELED APPROXIMATE BONE.

>> IT IS ALL A BLUR, IF I SAW HIM AGAIN I MIGHT BE ABLE TO

I.D. HIM.

>> OKAY, LET'S BRING IN THE LINE-UP.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

I HAVEN'T ATTACKED ANYONE.

I'VE GOT AN ALIBI, FOR WHERE I WAS.

CAN I SPEAK TO MY LAWYER.

I DON'T BELONG HERE.

>> ALL RIGHT, QUIET.

>> YOU ALL MATCH THE SAME DESCRIPTION.

>> James: I MATCH THE DESCRIPTION-- IN OTHER WORDS,

YOU THINK THAT WE ALL LOOK THE SAME?

I MEAN SURE, YEAH, TOTALLY.

COME TO THINK OF IT, WHO KNOWSES WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT PLRKS DAVIS, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THE SUSPECTS

HERE AND SEE IF ANY OF THEM STAND OUT TO YOU.

>> KNOW, IT'S HARD TO TELL BECAUSE IT WAS DARK OUT.

BUT HE PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND SHOUTED, YOU KNOW, HAND OVER

YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

>> ALL RIGHT, WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT

HOW HE SOUNDED?

>> HE HAD A VERY DEEP VOICE, LOW, DEEP, OTHER THAN THAT, IT

WAS JUST A REGULAR AMERICAN ACCENT.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT.

GOT IT ALL RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, SAY THE LINE.

>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

>> MAYBE THAT SHIM, I DON'T KNOW.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO.

>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

>> I'M JUST NOT SURE.

>> THAT'S OKAY.

TAKE YOUR TIME, NUMBER THREE, SAY THE LI.

>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

>> AGAIN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.

>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER FOUR, NOW YOU.

>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

(LAUGHTER) >> YEAH, NO, NO, IT IS

DEFINITELY NOT HIM, NO IT'S NOT, YOU, MAN.

>> I'M NOT WARMED UP, LET ME DO IT, YOU CAN'T HAND ME A LEMON OR

ANYTHING, I NEED IT.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

>> AFTER I REFUSED TO GIVE HIM MY MONEY, HE GRABBED ME, LIFTED

ME UP OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMMED ME AGAINST THE WALL.

THEN WHILE I WAS DAZED, HE TOOK MY WALLET.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT SO NOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO IS BRING

IN A BAR BELL THAT WEIGHS 170 POUNDSK ROUGHLY YOUR BODY

WEIGHT, AND SEE WHO IS ABLE TO LIFT IT.

>> OKAY.

>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, LIFT IT.

>> OH, THAT IS A GOOD LIFT, YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO.

>> THERE ST, NICE JOB.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW NUMBER THREE.

>> COME ON.

LET'S GET IT, DOUBLE PUMP, THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE IT.

>> .

>> .

>> I MEAN-- YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN MEAN-- ALL RIGHT.

>> WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT!

>> WAIT!

>> YEAH.

>> WAIT!

>> NO, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, MAN.

>> OKAYS COME ON.

OH, WOW.

>> I HAVEN'T GOT CHALK, HAVE YOU GOT ANY CHALK?

>> WOW, WOW, WOW.

>> NUMBER FOUR, YOU-- YOU DON'T HAVE-- YOU'RE CLEAR TO GO YOU

ARE CLEARLY NOT OUR GUY.

>> HANG ON, NO, WAIT, I AM A PERFECT MATCH FOR THE

DESCRIPTION.

>> NO, THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD BEAT ME UP, OKAY.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T LIFT THAT WEIGHT.

>> WELL, NO.

>> NOT EVEN CLOSE.

>> IF ANYTHING IT PROVED IT WAS ME BECAUSE I WAS OVEREXERTED

FROM HAVING THROWN YOU INTO THE WALL, YOU BROKE PUNK BITCH.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> NUMBER FOUR, I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS [BLEEP].

>> WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ALREADY.

>> YOU ARE DESCRIBING ME TO A T.

>> UH-HUH.

>> MUS MUSCULAR BUILD, HIGH CHEEK BONES.

>> NO.

>> CHISELED JAWLINE, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

>> NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR.

I SAID POUTY LIPS.

>> HAVE I POUTY LIPS.

>> YOU DO NOT HAVE POUTY LIPS.

>> NO, I DO SO POUTY LIPS.

>> NUMBER THREE HAS POUTY LIPS.

>> KNEES ARE LIKE TWO.

>> NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT POUTY.

>> YOU ARE POUTY.

>> HEY, ENOUGH!

I WISH COULD YOU JUST LOCK SOMEONE UP FOR JUST BEING

ANNOYING, YOU KNOW.

>> WAIT A SECOND MR. DAVIS, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT NUMBER

FOUR HERE ISN'T THE GUY THAT WE SHOULD BE ARRESTING?

YEAH, YOU KNOW NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, THE GUY ACTUALLY HAD A

BRITISH ACCENT AND HE WASN'T MUSCULAR AT ALL.

>> THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> OFFICER, CUFF HIM.

>> WELL NO, HANG ON, HANG ON, I WAS KIDDING.

I WAX KIDDING TK WASN'T ME, I'VE GOT-- THESE ARE WAFERS, IT WAS

NUMBER THREE.

IT WAS NUMBER THREE.

>> (APPLAUSE)