>> I KNOW.

>> James: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

SOMETIMES FROM TIME TO TIME I WILL STRUGGLE WITH KNOWING WHAT

TO DO WITH THE KIDS IN L.A WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO THING FOR THE

KIDS.

>> YOU KNOW, LAST WEEK BE WE MADE A TERRIBLE DECISION AND

WENT TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> AND WE WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND IT IS MY WORST PLACE

AS A PARENT.

I MAKE DECISIONS THERE I WOULD NEVER MAKE OUTSIDE THE GATES OF

AN AMUSEMENT.

>> James: LIKE WHAT.

>> I'M BUYING ICE CREAM CONES FOR $40 AND I'M LIKE WHAT A

DEAL, LIKE MY MIND, I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR, I'M ANGRY, I'M

SAD.

I AM A TODDLER.

>> James: YES.

>> SO I FOUND MYSELF IN THE UNIVERSAL GIFT SHOP IN THE

MINION SECTION AND TO PREFACE THIS, MY CHILDREN, WE DON'T HAVE

ANY TOY GUNS AT HOME, I FELT STRONGLY I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOY

GUNS, A BIG THING IN OUR HOUSE.

GREAT, WELL, SO MY OLDEST, HOWEVER, IS COMPLETELY BACK

FIRED IS OBSESSED WITH GUNS.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> AND WANTS THEM ALL THE TIME.

AND WE WENT INTO THE STORE AND THEY BOTH FOUND TWO FART GUNS

THAT MAKE SOME PRETTY HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON ARIOUS FARTS, YOU

KNOW, AND I IN A MOMENT OF TOTAL AMUSEMENT PARK DESPAIR PURCHASED

NOT ONE BUT TWO FART GUNS.

AND THEN I CAME OUT AND MY HUSBAND SAID WE ALREADY HAVE A

FART GUN AT HOME.

WE'VE JUST TAKEN IT AWAY AS A CONSEQUENCE, LIKE THAT FART GUN

IS CON TRA BAND AND NOW YOU HAVE PURCHASED TWO.

BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY ONE BECAUSE I COULDN'T HANDLE THE

FIGHTING.

AND THEN I WAS REBRANDING THEM AS FART HORNS.

AND THEN MY SON WHO IS FIVE HAS JUST STARTED TO READ,

UNFORTUNATELY.

AND SAID NO, THIS IS A GUN.

I CAN READ THE PACKAGING.

SO ON EVERY LEVEL IT WAS A MASSIVE FAILURE.

AND NOW THE FART GUNS WITH ARE US AT ALL TIMES.

YOU CANNOT LEAVE HEM WITHOUT A FART GUN.

>> James: I TELL YOU, THE GOOD THING, I WILL SAY IN THE FART

GUN'S DEFENSE, AND STT ONLY DEFENSE, IF YOUR KIDS ARE

CARRYING A FART GUN, IT DOES MEAN THAT YOU CAN FART FREELY

WHEREVER YOU ARE.

AND YOU BLAME THE GUN.

THAT IS, I'M SAYING, THIS IS ME LOOKING AT IT AS A REAL GLASS

HALF FULL GUY, BUT THAT IS THE ONLY SOLID BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE

WILL YOU STOP, STOP IT, THAT'S T I'M TAKING IT AWAY.

>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.