GREAT!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T, DONALD TRUMP.

BECAUSE TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF HIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IN THE

SENATE.

NOW, HANG ON.

DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.

THE REPUBLICANS CONTROL THE SENATE.

SO, YOU CAN EXPECT IT TO BE ABOUT AS LEGITIMATE AS A U.S.C.

APPLICATION FROM A CELEBRITY'S CHILD.

TODAY WAS THE FIRST LONG -- HOW LONG HAS THIS WHOLE THING

BEEN GOING ON?

IMAGINE IF IT TOOK REGULAR PEOPLE THIS LONG TO GET FIRED

FROM THEIR JOBS.

LISTEN, MIKE, YOU'RE INEPT AT YOUR JOB.

WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO FIRE YOU, BUT IT'S GOING TO TAKE

ABOUT TEN MONTHS.

NOW, BACK TO WORK."

THE SENATE SPENT THE ENTIRE FIRST DAY JUST HASHING OUT

THE RULES FOR THE TRIAL.

IT'S AN EXCITING DAY FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT MY

FAVORITE PART OF A BOOK IS?

THE TABLE OF CONTENTS."

THE DEBATE OVER THE RULES GOT OFF TO A PRETTY BAD START WHEN

TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM OPENED WITH "NO TAKE-BACKS, FINDERS KEEPERS,

AND THE PRESIDENT IS ADAMANT ABOUT THIS: WHOEVER SMELT IT

DEALT IT."

IT GOT CONTENTIOUS, BUT THE ONE THING EVERY SINGLE SENATOR COULD

AGREE ON: BRAD AND JEN STILL LOOKED GREAT TOGETHER.

DIDN'T THEY?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> Joe: HE'S IN A TUX.

SHE'S WEARING A WHITE DRESS, THEY'RE HOLDING

HANDS.

GUYS, IT'S THE '90s AGAIN AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT!

IF ONLY!

MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP ISN'T EVEN IN THE UNITED STATES.

HE LEFT LAST NIGHT FOR THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM IN DAVOS,

SWITZERLAND.

OR AS THAT'S MORE COMMONLY CALLED, "FLEEING THE COUNTRY."

I MEAN, TRUMP SAID IT WAS COMFORTING BEING AROUND SKIERS

IN THE SWISS ALPS.

MUCH LIKE HIS PRESIDENCY, ALSO GOING DOWNHILL FAST.

MOVING ON, HERE'S A CRAZY STORY.

ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY CONDUCTED BY RESEARCHERS IN

FINLAND, COMPUTERS ARE ABLE TO IDENTIFY YOU BY YOUR DANCING.

APRENTLY EACH PERSON'S STYLE OF DANCING IS AS UNIQUE AS THEIR

FINGERPRINT.

THIS WOULD BE A WEIRD WAY TO IDENTIFY PEOPLE IN A POLICE

LINE-UP.

"NUMBER THREE, STEP FORWARD.

NOW TO THE LEFT.

NOW STOP.

HAMMER TIME."

YOUR DANCING STYLE IS AS UNIQUE AS YOUR FINGERPRINT.

IF THAT'S TRUE, ELIZABETH WARREN HAS VERY UNIQUE FINGERPRINTS.

♪ ♪ ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

>> Joe: SHALL WE SEE WHO OUR GHES STARS ARE ON THE SHOW

TONIGHT?