TODAY WAS DAY TWO OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IN THE

SENATE.

BUT DAY ONE DIDN'T END UNTIL EARLY THIS MORNING.

IN FACT, SENATORS HAD TO STAY IN SESSION UNTIL AFTER 1:00 A.M.

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF THIS BECOMES A REGULAR OCCURRENCE,

DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

THIS IS OUR TIME SLOT!

WE WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE CAUGHT UP ON EVERYTHING.

THE SENATE STAYED IN SESSION UNTIL 1:00 A.M.

IT COULD HAVE GONE EVEN LATER, BUT EVERYONE WAS PRETTY

DISTURBED BY THE SIGHT OF SENATOR CHUCK GRASSLEY IN HIS

PAJAMAS.

THINGS WENT SO LATE BECAUSE REPUBLICANS WERE BUSY BLOCKING

ALL 11 OF THE DEMOCRATS' ATTEMPTS TO SUBPOENA WITNESSES

AND OBTAIN NEW EVIDENCE DURING THE TRIAL.

IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH LAST NIGHT, IT BASICALLY WENT LIKE THIS:

"WHAT ABOUT--" "NO."

"HOW ABOUT--" "NO."

"WHAT IF WE--" "ABSOLUTELY NOT."

REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE EVIDENCE

OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES.

WHICH IS LIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND THEN GOING,

"JUST A FEW QUICK RULES: NO FOOD, NO DRINKS, AND NO WATCHING

FOOTBALL."

MEANWHILE, TODAY, A REPORTER ASKED PRESIDENT TRUMP IF HE WILL

ATTEND HIS OWN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY...

EURPBLGS I WOULD LOVE TO GO WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT -FPL

WOULDN'T THAT BE BEAUTIFUL.

I WOULD SIT AT THE FRONT ROW AND STARE IN THEIR CORRUPT FACES

-FPL DON'T KEEP TALKING I, IT MAY MAKE ME DO IT.

>> JAMES: TRUMP'S BASICALLY THAT GUY IN A BAR WHO'S LIKE "HOLD ME

BACK!

HOLD ME BACK!

WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS HOLDING ME BACK?"

THE PRESIDENT SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED.

HE SAID, "WOULDN'T THAT BE BEAUTIFUL, I'D LOVE TO SIT IN

THE FRONT ROW."

HE DOES KNOW IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, RIGHT?

IT'S NOT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT.

MOVING ON, THERE'S AN IMPORTANT WEATHER ALERT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

BECAUSE OF UNUSUAL COLD IN SOUTH FLORIDA, THE NATIONAL WEATHER

SERVICE HAS WARNED PEOPLE TO, THIS IS TRUE, WATCH OUT FOR...

FALLING IGUANAS.

NOW, THEY'RE OKAY, BUT APPARENTLY, WHEN THE WEATHER

DROPS BELOW 40 DEGREES, IGUANAS BECOME LESS MOBILE AND CAN FALL

OUT OF THE TREE BRANCHES.

SO, PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF-- OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY

GOD!

WHAT WAS THAT, DON'T WORRY.

IT WAS AN IGUANA.

WHAT THE.

[BEEP] HERE'S AN IDEA: INSTEAD OF

WARNING SOUTH FLORIDA RESIDENTS THAT IGUANAS MAY GET TOO COLD

AND FALL OUT OF TREES, MAYBE WARN THE IGUANAS.

OR BETTER YET, JUST GET THEM A NICE SWEATER.

AND HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM SCOTLAND.

A MAN THERE RECENTLY ROBBED A BANK WHILE WEARING A PILLOWCASE

OVER HIS HEAD.

BUT HERE'S THE THING, HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO CUT OUT ANY EYE HOLES.

AND AS A RESULT, HE HAD TO FLEE THE BANK, "VERY SLOWLY," AND WAS

IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.

PILLOW CASE... CLOSED.

THE MAN SAID THAT WITH HIS VISION OBSCURED, HIS OTHER

SENSES WERE HEIGHTENED.

FOR EXAMPLE, HE SENSED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY THAT HE WAS GOING TO

GO TO JAIL.

WHEN THE COPS FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE MAN IN THE PILLOWCASE,

THEY WERE LIKE, "FREEZE!

NOW TAKE TWO STEPS TO THE SIDE.

NOPE, THE OTHER WAY.

NO, TO THE LEFT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL COME TO YOU."

AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

A WEDDING IN INDIA WAS RECENTLY CALLED OFF AFTER THE FATHER OF

THE BRIDE AND THE MOTHER OF THE GROOM WENT MISSING JUST BEFORE

THE CEREMONY.

AND IT TURNS OUT THEY RAN OFF AND MARRIED EACH OTHER.

AND YOU THOUGHT THE WORST THING YOUR DAD COULD DO AT YOUR

WEDDING WAS DANCE.

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHAT A POWER MOVE.

PARENTS BAILING ON THEIR KIDS WEDDING AND BEING LIKE, "OH, AND

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE BROTHER AND SISTER NOW.

SEE YOU LATER!

IT'S SHOCKING, BUT THE YOUNG COUPLE NEEDS TO LOOK ON THE

BRIGHT SIDE.

THINK OF IT LIKE THIS, YOU'RE NOT LOSING A FIANCEÉ, YOU'RE

GAINING A SIBLING YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH.