I was going to give some advice on what

to do on Valentine's Day.

But instead, I'm going to--

it's more fun actually to show you what not to do.

Here's how not to go in for a kiss on Valentine's Day.

Everyone remembers their first kiss

and their first concussion.

A lot of people like to propose on Valentine's Day.

Here's how not to do it.

Apparently, they haven't learned how oceans work yet.

If your Valentine's Day is going really well,

you may end up in the bathtub together,

and here's something not to do.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, your hair!

That's his old flame, yeah.