字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >> James: STEVE, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING ANY COSMETIC WORK DONE? HAS THIS EVER CROSSED YOUR MIND? >> WHERE WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD >> James: I DON'T KNOW. HOW COULD I IMPROVE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, I HAVE HAD A NUMBER OF DENTISTS OVER THE YEARS OFFERING TO HELP ME OUT. I ALWAYS SAY, NO, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL MY CAREER. I NEED THESE TEETH. >> James: UH-HUH. THIS IS WHAT GETS ME WORK -- I THINK. I THINK. BUT, YOU KNOW, I -- SOMETIMES I THINK I DID LOOK INTO IT ABOUT GETTING BRACES, LIKE, AS AN ADULT, BUT I JUST -- I JUST THOUGHT, HAT THE HELL? THIS IS WHO I AM. YEAH. >> James: WELL, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A GREAT FACE. >> THANK YOU. >> James: A GORGEOUS FACE, A GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS FACE -- ALTHOUGH, I SHOULD SAY, YOUR FACE WAS ONCE DESCRIBED AS THE WORST TATTOO EVER. DID YOU KNOW THIS? >> YEAH, NOT ONLY DO I KNOW IT, I SAW THAT ONLINE ONCE. >> James: YEAH. I WAS JUST, LIKE, LOOKING AT SILLY NEWS STORIES AND I SAW THIS GIRL GOT THE WORST TATTOO EVER, AND I WENT, I WONDER WHAT THAT IS? AND I CLICK ON IT AND IT'S ME. IT'S A TATTOO OF ME. >> James: THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THAT. ( LAUGHTER ) >> LET'S SEE. THAT'S A CLASSIC. >> James: IT REALLY IS. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK? >> NO, WHAT HAPPENED THIS, WOMAN LET HER FRIEND DO IT BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO PRACTICE. I DON'T KNOW WHY ME, YOU KNOW. ( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN SHE EVEN SAID, SHE SAID, I DON'T EVEN LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI. WHY DID YOU LET HIM DO IT? ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, YOUR FACE HAS CREATED -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS -- YOU ARE IN THE TOP TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TOP TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME. ( APPLAUSE ) HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS? >> OH, MY GOD. >> James: DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN U YOU WERE DOING THIS ON 30 ROCK THAT IT WOULD BECOME SUCH A FAMOUS AND POPULAR MEME? >> YOU KNOW, THAT SCENE, IT'S, LIKE, FOUR SECONDS LONG, THE WHOLE THING, AND, NO, IT WAS, LIKE, A QUICK THING THAT WE DID, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A THROWAWAY. I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD HAVE THIS AMOUNT OF TRACTION. >> James: ALL TO HAVE THE INCREDIBLE WORK AND FILMS YOU'VE DONE AND THIS IS THE TOP TEN MEMES OF ALL TIME. >> I LOVE IT. >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST THIS IS EVENING? >> YES, I DO. TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL ) -- BOTH OUR GUESTS. STEVE, IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU IN PRAGUE. >> James: WHAT HAPPENED IN PRAGUE? >> THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT THE "MIRACLE WORKERS." REGGIE WAS THERE AND SHOOTING A SPECIAL AND FRED WAS THERE AND WE HAD PIZZA. IT WAS NICE. >> I'M KIND OF JEALOUS. >> James: ME, TOO. WHILE YOU WERE DOING THAT, ME, TIM AND GUILLERMO, WE MET IN -- >> WE WERE IN -- WHERE WERE WE AGAIN, TIM? WE WERE IN RECUVICK, AND WE HAD PASTA. SO SCREW YOU GUYS, ESSENTIALLY. >> SOUNDS LIKE FUN. >> Reggie: WAY MORE FUN. WELL, HERE'S THE BIG QUESTION -- IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED, HOW DID I GET IN HERE? ( LAUGHTER ) >> HAVE I EVER -- UH -- WHAT? ( LAUGHTER ) >> DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU? ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION? ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU? >> Reggie: THOSE ARE ALL CORRECT RESPONSES. >> James: ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!